Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wish List

Sit on his lap and tell us what’s on your wish list.

39 comments:

  1. I wish you would put some clothes on!!!

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  2. you sit on his lap, then i'll sit on yours.

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  3. Starlight, starbright, Heff wishes upon this star tonight - That MJ no longer posts pictures of HOMOSEXUAL AND/OR OUT OF SHAPE naked men.

    (Yeah, I know...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SHIT !)

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  4. I wish I would never have to sit on a lap like that.

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  5. A wok and chopsticks. That is all.

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  6. RANDOM CHICK: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I wish you would put some clothes on!!!


    *ticks “naughty” on list and moves along*

    NORMADESMOND: you sit on his lap, then i'll sit on yours.

    We are NOT having a threesome, Norma.

    HEFF: Starlight, starbright, Heff wishes upon this star tonight - That MJ no longer posts pictures of HOMOSEXUAL AND/OR OUT OF SHAPE naked men.
    (Yeah, I know...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT SHIT !)


    No more boobies for YOU!

    Mistress MJ is taking away your Titty Tuesday privileges.

    PEENEE: I wish I would never have to sit on a lap like that.

    You’d better hope you never HAVE a lap like that.

    XL: A wok and chopsticks. That is all.

    Wok this way.

    JASON: a better lap.

    I thought you wanted a phrenology head.

    ROSES: To sit on RDJ's lap.

    Or his face?

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  7. "Wok this way"

    If I could do that, I wouldn't have had to worry about being drafted!

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  8. I honestly don't think I'd get anything out of sitting on his lap.

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  9. Not having to sit on HIS lap.

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as ir proper whilst trying not to gagg***

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  10. That my husband never becomes that!

    *throws away all the food in the house, except carrots*

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  11. XL: "Wok this way"
    If I could do that, I wouldn't have had to worry about being drafted!


    Don’t make me put on my Groucho glasses and say it.

    CYBERPOOF: I honestly don't think I'd get anything out of sitting on his lap.

    I honestly don’t think he’d get anything out of you sitting on his lap either.

    DAMIEN: Not having to sit on HIS lap.
    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as ir proper whilst trying not to gagg***


    But rumour has it you don’t have a gag reflex.

    ERYL: That my husband never becomes that!
    *throws away all the food in the house, except carrots*


    Don’t forget to throw away the bananas.

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  12. On his lap? Just thinking about reupholstering that chair makes me queasy!

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  13. Santa looks absolutely awful without his beard.

    The recurring theme of showing middle-aged men who have a HUGE PANIS and a miserable schmall penis, is very disconcerting for those of us on the brink of Middle Age. I don't wanna go there! Waaaaaah NOoooooooooooo
    Waaaaah!

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  14. Just diggin' on those macho funbags... Did this photo come from lactatingsanta.com ?

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  15. For the LOVE OF GOD, NO !!!

    Don't take away my boobie privileges, it's ALL I LIVE FOR !

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, MJ, you sick bitch.

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  16. For once I agree with Cookie; I'd put that chair in my next garage sale. TB

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  17. COOKIE: On his lap? Just thinking about reupholstering that chair makes me queasy!

    He should have used a slipcover.

    DONN: Santa looks absolutely awful without his beard.
    The recurring theme of showing middle-aged men who have a HUGE PANIS and a miserable schmall penis, is very disconcerting for those of us on the brink of Middle Age. I don't wanna go there! Waaaaaah NOoooooooooooo
    Waaaaah!


    Your many female (and male) fans will always adore you.

    CYBERPOOF: Ouch! Where's the love?

    We’re giving it to Donn today.

    ROXY: Just diggin' on those macho funbags... Did this photo come from lactatingsanta.com ?

    I so much wanted that to be a real website.

    HEFF: For the LOVE OF GOD, NO !!!
    Don't take away my boobie privileges, it's ALL I LIVE FOR !
    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year, MJ, you sick bitch.


    Well, since you’ve groveled…

    Here ya go!

    ANON: For once I agree with Cookie; I'd put that chair in my next garage sale. TB

    Knock knock, anonymous, who’s there?

    TB? Is that you, TJB?

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  18. years of top notch counselling if i'd to set my toosh on that fatty's willy.

    happy x-mas infomaniac!

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  19. No wonder that kids mum was laughing when Santa turned up in his nude suit...

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  20. AYEM8Y: Whirled Peas.

    Better than hurled peas, I suppose.

    Think “The Exorcist.”

    DANNY: years of top notch counselling if i'd to set my toosh on that fatty's willy.
    happy x-mas infomaniac!


    Nollaig Shona Duit!

    PRINCESS: No wonder that kids mum was laughing when Santa turned up in his nude suit...

    Add a few rhinestones and you’ve got a Nudie Suit.

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  21. Merry Christmas MJ,

    That I had sent you an e-mail to wish you a happy holiday instead of clicking your link.

    A well, I'm here now. Happy Holiday!

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  22. KARL: Merry Christmas MJ,
    That I had sent you an e-mail to wish you a happy holiday instead of clicking your link.
    A well, I'm here now. Happy Holiday!


    Happy holiday, Karl.

    A word of warning in advance…

    You won’t want to visit here tomorrow.

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  23. I'd like a stain resistant mat before I sit on that lap, please.

    THEN we can talk.

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  24. Sitting on RDJ's face would work.

    Why oh why do I notice the rug, the wall paper and the upholstery just shouldn't go together. And his ankles have waddles. And his waddle has waddles.

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  25. CYBERPOOF: Fair enough. Love him!

    Don’t be jealous.

    There’s plenty of Mistress MJ to go around.

    BOXER: I'd like a stain resistant mat before I sit on that lap, please.
    THEN we can talk.


    Shout® it out!

    ROSES: Sitting on RDJ's face would work.
    Why oh why do I notice the rug, the wall paper and the upholstery just shouldn't go together. And his ankles have waddles. And his waddle has waddles.


    Waddles…isn’t that the name of a kids’ show on The Beeb?

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  26. I'll sit on his lap but he is not entering my grotto! He could do with some soft top socks.

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  27. Like Mr. P before her, Miss J most fervently wishes to not have to sit on his lap.

    And also that the Mistress MJ has a most wonderful holiday.

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  28. I'll forgo the lap-sitting, let alone going anywhere near him for that matter. Jolly Old Saint Prick isn't my idea of a good Christmas surprise!

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  29. I wish I were in Dixie. Carter.

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  30. sending Mistress MJ big Hoiday Love.

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  31. BITCHES: To those of you who commented after 2:00 P.M. …

    Mistress MJ has been into the sauce and wants to head to bed now.

    She’ll have a December 24th post for you in a few minutes and will pop by your blogs when she eventually awakens.

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