As you know, Mistress MJ takes her job as one of nine beauticians at The Hair Hall of Fame seriously.
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So it is with great pleasure and a swelling sense of responsibility that I accept the position of Assistant Manager of The Hair Hall of Fame.
Hair Hall of Fame Manager Mr. Cookie had this to say…
We at the HHoF are pleased as punch to announce that Mistress MJ has received a promotion and has been added to our team of Managers. As Managment, she will be cracking the tempo cane like Maria Ouspenskaya did at Vivian Leigh in Waterloo Bridge.
That’s right, bitches.
Mistress MJ will indeed be cracking the whip and her first order of business is to make all of you wear The Wig of Shame…
Book your appointments at The Hair Hall of Fame now!
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
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This is, indeed, hair-raising news!
ReplyDeleteThe Mistress, will still be here, right?
Don't talk to me about hair...
ReplyDeleteGrrrrr.... I have had a little bit of a saga this year... and how did XL get here first?
Sx
Oh Hai Miss Scarlet!
ReplyDeleteYes, I'll still be here.
ReplyDeleteNow book your appointments...BOTH of you!
i'm letting my hair grow out, sugar and i'm not sure i need a trim just yet! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteoh hai xl, miss scarlet
Oh Hai, Savvy and XL!
ReplyDeleteSx
I see you are using your Executive Whip already!
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: i'm letting my hair grow out, sugar and i'm not sure i need a trim just yet!
ReplyDeleteGet yourself INTO the chair, Miss Savannah!
COOKIE: I see you are using your Executive Whip already!
There is no time to waste, Mr. Cookie!
Beauty first!
My new beard and moustache could do with a little spritz.
ReplyDeleteWhat can you suggest for eye brows? The white liner pencil is having it's moments...
Oh hi all... Ho Ho Ho...
PRINCESS: My new beard and moustache could do with a little spritz.
ReplyDeleteWhat can you suggest for eye brows? The white liner pencil is having it's moments...
Oh hi all... Ho Ho Ho...
Oh dear gawd, not another man with eyebrow problems.
See this post by Mr. Peenee.
LOVED the card. Wanna see MY nutz ?
ReplyDeleteHEFF: LOVED the card. Wanna see MY nutz ?
ReplyDeleteI assume you are referring to the Infomaniac Christmas Card which went out to some of the genitals, er, Gentiles on our list.
I’d prefer to see your ass and have it added to our gallery of Alluring Arses.
from the looks of things, i'd say you're
ReplyDeletemoonlighting. cookie will not be amused.
Only if you can restore my hair to my natural color...
ReplyDeletePlatinum.
NORMADESMOND: from the looks of things, i'd say you're
ReplyDeletemoonlighting. cookie will not be amused.
It’s called “multi-tasking,” Norma.
WALLY: Only if you can restore my hair to my natural color...
Platinum.
I’ll give you Harlow hair.
Have you got Bette Davis eyes?
Most sincere congrats on the promotion - I hope that it doesn't mean you'll be delegating my standing appointment to an underling?
ReplyDeleteTo me, that is definitely NOT a 'Wig O' Shame" - I'd be most proud to wear it (once it's properly back-combed & sprayed, of course)!
ROXY: Most sincere congrats on the promotion - I hope that it doesn't mean you'll be delegating my standing appointment to an underling?
ReplyDeleteTo me, that is definitely NOT a 'Wig O' Shame" - I'd be most proud to wear it (once it's properly back-combed & sprayed, of course)!
Your standing appointment still stands…it stands on its own free will, actually, thanks to the amount of Aqua Net needed to hold it in place.
Congrats on the promotion, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteIs that pubic hair being curled or straightened?
I'm off work for the rest of the year, so I'm letting my hair down.
ReplyDeleteMISS JANEY: Congrats on the promotion, Mistress!
ReplyDeleteIs that pubic hair being curled or straightened?
It’s being fashioned into a merkin for those less fortunate.
CYBERPOOF: I'm off work for the rest of the year, so I'm letting my hair down.
I thought you were just out on a day pass.
Oh no, I'm out for the count
ReplyDeleteAm I too late to book a brazilian ???
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Oh no, I'm out for the count
ReplyDeleteThat gives you time to buy me a Christmas pressie.
BEAST: Am I too late to book a brazilian ???
Have you forgotten how last time you plugged up the drain?
Besides, I'm not speaking to you after that so-called "gift" you blogged about.
Congratulation on your promotion from floor sweeper to assistant manager.
ReplyDeleteJust a light quim trim for me please. Do you do anal bleaching by any chance? A friend of mine with a brown eye wants to know.
Just had to come by and take another look at that girl with the parfum spray bottle up her bum!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the new position, MJ, I'm sure you'll whip the staff into shape in no time!
MITZI: Congratulation on your promotion from floor sweeper to assistant manager.
ReplyDeleteJust a light quim trim for me please. Do you do anal bleaching by any chance? A friend of mine with a brown eye wants to know.
A court case is still pending over the anal bleaching chamber at The Infomaniac House of Beauty.
Our beautician Miss Scarlet was using an Elizabethan period arsenic-based bleach on AyeM8y … to his detriment.
Don’t ask about the Stick of Butter treatment.
LA DIVA CUCINA: Just had to come by and take another look at that girl with the parfum spray bottle up her bum!
Congrats on the new position, MJ, I'm sure you'll whip the staff into shape in no time!
Thank you, La Diva.
I think you’ll agree with me that you shouldn’t go out your front door without a spritz up your bottom.
Beast's brazilian could be the makings of another hair chair for the salon. Maybe a whole set.
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