It's funny how the opposing girls shoes match the other girls skin (almost), miss tan should've gone a few shades darker and she'd be a spitting image of those ebony pumps.
The lady in the corset has watermelons. (Thank you tutti fruiti chart!)
MAGO: Home is where the heart is. And the liver. What glasses do these two bar maids use?
See comment from Ms. Nations.
MANDA: It's funny how the opposing girls shoes match the other girls skin (almost), miss tan should've gone a few shades darker and she'd be a spitting image of those ebony pumps. The lady in the corset has watermelons. (Thank you tutti fruiti chart!)
Well done on remembering your fruits.
At least SOMEONE around here is paying attention!
NATIONS: ...BEER GOGGLES, mago. sheesh. Next time you decide to snap a pic, MJ, turn off the damn flash. Makes me look like a pie pan with a face. And enormous damn jugs.
Get a load of Mr. Peenee who claims to not have fashion sense all armed up with all the latest fashion tips and trends following his recent mani/pedi and eyebrow dye job.
You know watermelons grow really large in the south. I’d say the girl’s tits on the left look more like gourds than melons.
I'm first, huh? I haven't been this happy since my last arraignment was cancelled!
ReplyDeleteI could still o with something stiff...
ReplyDeleteoh Hai Roxy...
Look like they filled them juggs 'fore they left the drinking contest....
ReplyDeleteGood Girls...
... and the jukebox gently squeaks ...
ReplyDeleteIs the one-man-band already collapsed in the corner?
The noble art of ecdysiasm is still active at The Avondale Arms in Pylmouth.
ReplyDeleteROXY: I'm first, huh? I haven't been this happy since my last arraignment was cancelled!
ReplyDeleteIs this your first first?
PRINCESS: I could still o with something stiff...
oh Hai Roxy...
Why are you looking at Roxy when you say that?
WALLY: Look like they filled them juggs 'fore they left the drinking contest....
Good Girls...
It’s an open bar where those juggs are concerned.
MAGO: ... and the jukebox gently squeaks ...
Is the one-man-band already collapsed in the corner?
It's not a one-man band.
For one night only…
The The Infomaniac All Girl Revue.
MITZI: The noble art of ecdysiasm is still active at The Avondale Arms in Pylmouth.
Linda the landlady…Plymouths’ answer to Bet Lynch. Heh.
This kind of thing would never go on at The Rovers so this must be the Weathie Arms.
I like the bloke who’s comparing tits to eggs.
Thanks to you, I want to watch the entire “Toughest Pubs in Britain” series.
Home is where the heart is. And the liver.
ReplyDeleteWhat glasses do these two bar maids use?
It's funny how the opposing girls shoes match the other girls skin (almost), miss tan should've gone a few shades darker and she'd be a spitting image of those ebony pumps.
ReplyDeleteThe lady in the corset has watermelons. (Thank you tutti fruiti chart!)
...BEER GOGGLES, mago. sheesh.
ReplyDeleteNext time you decide to snap a pic, MJ, turn off the damn flash. Makes me look like a pie pan with a face. And enormous damn jugs.
NATIONS, BABY - lets have another one!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Home is where the heart is. And the liver.
ReplyDeleteWhat glasses do these two bar maids use?
See comment from Ms. Nations.
MANDA: It's funny how the opposing girls shoes match the other girls skin (almost), miss tan should've gone a few shades darker and she'd be a spitting image of those ebony pumps.
The lady in the corset has watermelons. (Thank you tutti fruiti chart!)
Well done on remembering your fruits.
At least SOMEONE around here is paying attention!
NATIONS: ...BEER GOGGLES, mago. sheesh.
Next time you decide to snap a pic, MJ, turn off the damn flash. Makes me look like a pie pan with a face. And enormous damn jugs.
But you DO have ENORMOUS DAMN JUGS!
MAGO: NATIONS, BABY - lets have another one!
Oh, I see you DID read her comment.
mago: honey I'm waaaaay ahead of ya! *tips half her glass into mago's stein in a gesture of international good will*
ReplyDeletenow take off your shirt, snookums.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just Ms. Nations?
ReplyDeleteSnookums? Whatever - here SEE my Franconian Thorax!
ReplyDeleteRight. That's enough.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to read a book or watch a movie.
Something wholesome.
Buncha pervs.
That's where it all ends ...
ReplyDeleteMistress, I don't think those are beer nuts!
ReplyDeleteofficer, i've never seen them before.
ReplyDeleteWHITE PUMPS IN DECEMBER? The very idea.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: That's where it all ends ...
ReplyDeleteGranny panties?
XL: Mistress, I don't think those are beer nuts!
Don’t order the prairie oysters either.
NORMADESMOND: officer, i've never seen them before.
Yet as you can see from Peenee, a crime has been committed.
PEENEE: WHITE PUMPS IN DECEMBER? The very idea.
Would you be willing to come down to the station to make a statement to the fashion police?
Get a load of Mr. Peenee who claims to not have fashion sense all armed up with all the latest fashion tips and trends following his recent mani/pedi and eyebrow dye job.
ReplyDeleteYou know watermelons grow really large in the south. I’d say the girl’s tits on the left look more like gourds than melons.
Peenee has been primping like mad these last few days.
ReplyDeleteWhat's gotten into him?
Just getting ready for the Wenis Wednesday lads.
ReplyDeletePeenee, I just hope you're not going to discuss nose and ear hair next.
ReplyDelete