Yes, the rumour that Keef snorted his father’s ashes is true.
I’m also looking forward to the release of the audiobook as read by Johnny Depp.
See you when I resurface, bitches.
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ReplyDeletei'm so excited i can't believe it! the tide has turned, the mood has shifted, the world is mine!!!!! ok, i'll stop....but i could go on. xoxox
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Savannah!
ReplyDelete*pops in and looks about*
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Savannah!
Oh Hai XL!
*waves and pops back out*
It is Friday today, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I could ever recover if it isn't.
I came by for some pictures of nekkid old poofs.
ReplyDeleteInstead I am greated by a bouffant hair do.
Not the same thing.
*goes off in huff*
Oh No Filthless Friday !!!
ReplyDeleteIs that midnight propper time or some made up Eastern Suckass time or some such confection ???
Something Old and wrinkly to imagine for Filthy Friday. Lookin at Keef.... Is he still alive?
ReplyDeleteI thought I was the official Infomaniac beautian?????
ReplyDelete*exits in a 'huff of scarlet' - free with every purchase of extra strong hermorrhoid cream, ideal for smoothing away eye bags and wrinkles*
Sx
If I snort Keef Richard's ashes, will I get high?
ReplyDeleteHe must be quite saturated with naughty snorty stuff by now.
That means Keef is gonna be some HIGH GRADE shit when they finally cremate him !!!
ReplyDelete*prepares jelly funnel and suitable decanter in anticipation of the event*
ReplyDelete*siddles up to Ms Nations waggling her empty glass enticingly*
ReplyDeleteWhere's my Mars bar ...
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, where's Kabuki-san?
ReplyDeleteNO filthy Friday????
ReplyDeletePffffftt.
Did you say Johnny Depp?
Oh,never mind. :-)
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ReplyDeleteSo what do Infomanic Bitches do to spammers?
ReplyDeleteReport them Roses...
ReplyDeleteWhere is the old bag
ReplyDeleteUp to no good , I bet.
***checks window and door locks***
Naaahhh. I'd rather have a drink.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you fancy Princess? Moet (I hid a bottle from Pete), cider (I hid a bottle from Boy) or some red wine (that one, I just bought).