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Mistress MJ is busy giving the houseboys directions on where to place the furniture.
Since she has not had time to visit all you bitches, tell her what you’ve been doing and/or blogging about lately.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Moving Right Along
During her World Domination Tour, Mistress MJ moved Infomaniac headquarters to the colony of Upper Canada.
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Mistress MJ is busy giving the houseboys directions on where to place the furniture.
Since she has not had time to visit all you bitches, tell her what you’ve been doing and/or blogging about lately.
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Mistress MJ is busy giving the houseboys directions on where to place the furniture.
Since she has not had time to visit all you bitches, tell her what you’ve been doing and/or blogging about lately.
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I've been helping you move your prog rock albums by the power of my mind. Worked, didn't it?
ReplyDeleteRevenge is pretty much what I've been doing.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. Third.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've had an 'interesting' summer with my family in Trinidad.
What I will say, is that despite the family trauma, I managed to indulge in all of my favourite vices.
Woo Hoo!
Since your last vist: monkeying around, jousting, hanky panky, worrying about Private Bäumer.
ReplyDeletenothing except posting youtube music. *sigh* xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely nothing.
ReplyDeleteGEOFF: I've been helping you move your prog rock albums by the power of my mind. Worked, didn't it?
ReplyDeleteI like how you’ve arranged them in alphabetical order.
Does anything prog come after “Yes”?
STACIA: Revenge is pretty much what I've been doing.
Served cold?
ROSES: Awesome. Third.
Well, I've had an 'interesting' summer with my family in Trinidad.
What I will say, is that despite the family trauma, I managed to indulge in all of my favourite vices.
Woo Hoo!
Your fave vices, according to your latest comment on this blog, are filthy old poufs.
And, of course, vodka.
XL: Since your last vist: monkeying around, jousting, hanky panky, worrying about Private Bäumer.
Never a dull moment.
I suggest you counsel Savannah and CyberPete who seem to be at loose ends.
SAVANNAH: nothing except posting youtube music. *sigh*
Would you care to join CyberPete?
CYBERPOOF: Absolutely nothing.
I suggest you go to Legoland, take pics, and post about it for us.
After all, how many of us have Denmark as a playground?
'Does anything prog come after “Yes”?'
ReplyDeleteNo.
XL: 'Does anything prog come after “Yes”?'
ReplyDeleteNo.
I’ll just fill in the empty space with some Zappa then.
I've spent most of the summer polishing my black heart and spreading mayhem and gossip instead of my legs.
ReplyDeleteLüneburg, Mecklenburg, Hessen oder Nassau?
ReplyDeleteI did nothing special. Improved my Silvaner capabilities and put a foot into Bacchus.
Yes are the last word in prog.
ReplyDeleteI've really expanded my blog horizons changing direction TOTALLY : I'm now posting about titties and beer, bitching and cursing, in general.
ReplyDeleteI have been slaving in the Cafe C kitchens , visiting the Dorset Steam fair , gardening , entertaining relatives , dog walking , eating , scratching and messing about with Barbie dolls
ReplyDeletejust posting pictures of naked women and stuff. not too much else. oh i did turn older this weekend, drank too much, felt guilty about, etc. etc...
ReplyDeletePosting about depressing things mostly. Will have to come up with something more cheerful...
ReplyDeleteI made a Bakewell tart and it was quite a success. Carmen took my car in for a service, I went into town on the bus and they were other people on it, I had to sit next to someone dressed in gaudy clothes made of vulgar fabrics. What's more the driver refused to drop me off at my door. Never again! Carmen has caught my chest infection (I had a lousy time with it at the convent, but I'm not one for moaning) and is taking antibiotics, so I'm having to nurse maid her back to health. In sheer boredom I've started work on a novel called Fanny Sopping By The Sea, set in Blackpool, it's quite risque!
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: I've spent most of the summer polishing my black heart and spreading mayhem and gossip instead of my legs.
ReplyDeleteI must pop over for my design fix.
As you can see, one of the houseboys insists on keeping his hideous wagon wheel coffee table.
MAGO: Lüneburg, Mecklenburg, Hessen oder Nassau?
I did nothing special. Improved my Silvaner capabilities and put a foot into Bacchus.
Pour me a chalice of Silvaner, would you?
GEOFF: Yes are the last word in prog.
There’s nothing like a little moog music.
HEFF: I've really expanded my blog horizons changing direction TOTALLY : I'm now posting about titties and beer, bitching and cursing, in general.
Bring back Floral Heff!
BEAST: I have been slaving in the Cafe C kitchens , visiting the Dorset Steam fair , gardening , entertaining relatives , dog walking , eating , scratching and messing about with Barbie dolls
Yes, we’ve ALL seen what mischief you got up to with the Barbie dolls!
Oh, and add “farting” to that list.
INNER VOICES: just posting pictures of naked women and stuff. not too much else. oh i did turn older this weekend, drank too much, felt guilty about, etc. etc...
It’s been ages since I’ve visited your blog.
Will pop ‘round later, birthday boy.
LEAH: Posting about depressing things mostly. Will have to come up with something more cheerful...
How about clowns?
MITZI: I made a Bakewell tart and it was quite a success. Carmen took my car in for a service, I went into town on the bus and they were other people on it, I had to sit next to someone dressed in gaudy clothes made of vulgar fabrics. What's more the driver refused to drop me off at my door. Never again! Carmen has caught my chest infection (I had a lousy time with it at the convent, but I'm not one for moaning) and is taking antibiotics, so I'm having to nurse maid her back to health. In sheer boredom I've started work on a novel called Fanny Sopping By The Sea, set in Blackpool, it's quite risque!
I’ve never eaten a Bakewell tart.
Nor been to Blackpool.
Shall I add it to the World Domination Tour itinerary?
I've been mostly sulking, spent a little while feeling sorry for myself and snivelling - I've been great company!
ReplyDeleteHowever am now recovered and need to know about Fanny Sopping (is sopping a verb?)
murder and the mundane, my usual.
ReplyDeleteAll I do is dream of you the whole night through.
ReplyDeleteMany Subs and Zools were sacrificed to the Slor. (Use: pork bellies, starchy tubers, my stomach.)
ReplyDeleteThombeau, I could have done without that in my head. "You're every thought, you're everything, you're every song I ever sing..."
I probably won't go. It's such a bother
ReplyDeleteLULU: I've been mostly sulking, spent a little while feeling sorry for myself and snivelling - I've been great company!
ReplyDeleteHowever am now recovered and need to know about Fanny Sopping (is sopping a verb?)
Any discussion with Mitzi regarding Fanny Sopping can only lead to talk of fanny batter.
NORMADESMOND: murder and the mundane, my usual.
Madness.
THOMBEAU: All I do is dream of you the whole night through.
Tell me, dearest…in this dream were you wearing your Maidenform bra?
MEGAN: Many Subs and Zools were sacrificed to the Slor. (Use: pork bellies, starchy tubers, my stomach.)
Thombeau, I could have done without that in my head. "You're every thought, you're everything, you're every song I ever sing..."
There’s a future in pork bellies, you know.
And a word of warning…Thombeau is infectious.
CYBERPOOF: I probably won't go. It's such a bother
Have you been bothered to send The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts back to Canada?
Well, I made some cakes safe in the knowledge that your World Domination Tour would save them from being farted on.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, by the way!
ReplyDeleteYou might want to lend that HouseBoy your industrial strength bikini-line chainsaw.
IVD: Well, I made some cakes safe in the knowledge that your World Domination Tour would save them from being farted on.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, by the way!
You might want to lend that HouseBoy your industrial strength bikini-line chainsaw.
No cake is safe from Mistress MJ regardless of her whereabouts.
Have you learned nothing in your time here?
I have been writing complete nonsense.
ReplyDeleteNothing new to report then.
Sx
SCARLET: I have been writing complete nonsense.
ReplyDeleteNothing new to report then.
I say it’s time we took a road trip in the Barbie mobile as Beast pointed out in his Fevered Imagination post.
But we’ll have it converted to electric instead of running on “gas”.
Ha ha! You read my thoughts!
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Ha ha! You read my thoughts!
ReplyDeleteI’ll arrange something.
See my next post much later today or early tomorrow.
What have I been doing since Mistress has been on her caprice?
ReplyDeleteWell, lets just say that I have been a dutiful son, taking care of and advocating on behalf of my mother who has cancer in her spine.
I have also been cursing the medical establishment gods for filling her life with unattractive doctors, unavailable oncologists, aloof nurses and hammy Jamacian food service workers that all look like old raisins.
Don't even get me started on the social workers...
Dear Mistress
ReplyDeleteWelcome back. Since you've been gone I have.....
Been fighting mice...
Visiting overflowing water catchments while picnicking with the Empress....Her hip is recovering well...
Hiring Lumberjacks...
Being Flooded for a little whilst.
Planting a Vegetable Garden...
Getting rained in all the time....
Looking at pretty places and things
Showing off my collection of Ass...
Voting in a New Government...Sort of..
Laughing at animals...
Ogling moviestars every wednesday....
Reading funny signs....
Making some money while eating out after meeting some very obliging security guards... And finally...
Preparing for a locust plague
And something else that the government is putting on called an Opera...Have you heard of such a
thing?
Apart from that not much really....
Will you be making your bollywood debut now that you have gone all Eastern?
Miss J has been obsessed with figs. And not in the hot sexy way.
ReplyDeleteMR. COOKIE: What have I been doing since Mistress has been on her caprice?
ReplyDeleteWell, lets just say that I have been a dutiful son, taking care of and advocating on behalf of my mother who has cancer in her spine.
I have also been cursing the medical establishment gods for filling her life with unattractive doctors, unavailable oncologists, aloof nurses and hammy Jamacian food service workers that all look like old raisins.
Don't even get me started on the social workers...
I see by my Google Reader that you’ve also been buying granny panties for your mom.
Truly you are a dutiful son.
PRINCESS: Dear Mistress
Welcome back. Since you've been gone I have.....
Been fighting mice...
Visiting overflowing water catchments while picnicking with the Empress....Her hip is recovering well...
Hiring Lumberjacks...
Being Flooded for a little whilst.
Planting a Vegetable Garden...
Getting rained in all the time....
Looking at pretty places and things
Showing off my collection of Ass...
Voting in a New Government...Sort of..
Laughing at animals...
Ogling moviestars every wednesday....
Reading funny signs....
Making some money while eating out after meeting some very obliging security guards... And finally...
Preparing for a locust plague
And something else that the government is putting on called an Opera...Have you heard of such a
thing?
Apart from that not much really....
Will you be making your bollywood debut now that you have gone all Eastern?
An opera?
Is it an opera starring Oprah?
p.s. Mistress MJ, having relocated to a new time zone, is now only 14 hours behind you.
MISS JANEY: Miss J has been obsessed with figs. And not in the hot sexy way.
Coincidentally, Mistress MJ was eyeing figs in the market today and thinking, “Why should I buy these figs when my friend has a fig tree in his back yard?”
Then, she realized that she has moved over four thousand kilometers away from her friend’s fig tree.
She may end up tapping a maple tree for maple syrup in March when the sap flows instead.
people have been getting their jiggy jiggy action on at work....seriously it was like a scene from this place over the weekend. This all culminated in a woman complaining on Monday about two men having sex in the building up the street....she demanded to know what I was gonna do about it....sake...
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: people have been getting their jiggy jiggy action on at work....seriously it was like a scene from this place over the weekend. This all culminated in a woman complaining on Monday about two men having sex in the building up the street....she demanded to know what I was gonna do about it....sake...
ReplyDeleteAnd an egg-hurling on top of it!
4,000 km. from 'Upper Canada'?...fig tree?...you must have recently departed from Vancouver! Am I right MJ?
ReplyDeleteRILEY: 4,000 km. from 'Upper Canada'?...fig tree?...you must have recently departed from Vancouver! Am I right MJ?
ReplyDeleteJudging from the chip wagons serving poutine on every corner here, I’d say you’re right.
Fig iceceam, fig trees, fig obsession ...
ReplyDeleteGlad the move went without a hitch and all is well. Nothing new going on with me. Just glad to hear you're back!
ReplyDelete