Sunday, August 22, 2010

The MistressMobile

Just taking the MistressMobile out for a test drive before Mistress MJ sets out on her World Domination Tour…


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Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?
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40 comments:

  1. LẌ11:46 PM, August 22, 2010

    Will the Mistress Mobile fit in the Vomitorium?

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  2. The Mistress11:56 PM, August 22, 2010

    Did you have to bring that up?

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  3. normadesmond11:57 PM, August 22, 2010

    i'd kick the tires before you leave.

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  4. The Mistress11:59 PM, August 22, 2010

    Just don't let me catch you letting the air out of them, Norma.

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  5. hayward12:08 AM, August 23, 2010

    May I adjust your headlights and check your oil?

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  6. The Mistress12:10 AM, August 23, 2010

    You know that leads to a lube job, don't you?

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  7. mrpeenee12:42 AM, August 23, 2010

    Bring me back a monkey.

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  8. CyberPete1:16 AM, August 23, 2010

    Good riddance?

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  9. Princess1:23 AM, August 23, 2010

    Which part of the world do you plan to dominate first?

    Enjoy your tour MJ... May I enquire as to where are you playing?...

    I'd hate to miss out on a ticket and not get to glimpse Dear Mistress in the flesh... should she perchance be travelling Down Under...

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  10. Old Knudsen3:39 AM, August 23, 2010

    I could suggest a few worlds that are easy to dominate just stay away from Galaxon 4, 6 and 9 .

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  11. Inexplicable DeVice4:07 AM, August 23, 2010

    There doesn't appear to be an awful lot of legroom - Doesn't it come in a stretched version?

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  12. Megan4:16 AM, August 23, 2010

    You call those bearers?

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  13. Damien4:23 AM, August 23, 2010

    I'd watch that one in the back - she looks like she went to the Old Knudsen school of fucking ppl up ;)

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  14. jason6:31 AM, August 23, 2010

    Make sure you have enough gas.

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  15. Piggy and Tazzy7:02 AM, August 23, 2010

    I've nothing to say before you leave.

    I would, however, like to throw a bucket of piss over you. Much more memorable than words.

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  16. The Mistress7:26 AM, August 23, 2010

    PEENEE: Bring me back a monkey.

    On my back?

    CYBERPOOF: Good riddance?

    No souvenir for you then.

    PRINCESS: Which part of the world do you plan to dominate first?
    Enjoy your tour MJ... May I enquire as to where are you playing?...
    I'd hate to miss out on a ticket and not get to glimpse Dear Mistress in the flesh... should she perchance be travelling Down Under...

    I may be going down…but not Down Under.

    OLD KNUDSEN: I could suggest a few worlds that are easy to dominate just stay away from Galaxon 4, 6 and 9 .

    Are there lemurs?

    IVD: There doesn't appear to be an awful lot of legroom - Doesn't it come in a stretched version?

    Unlike you, Mistress MJ can fit through doorways without bumping her head and does not require a lot of legroom.

    MEGAN: You call those bearers?

    Because they grin and bear it.

    DAMIEN: I'd watch that one in the back - she looks like she went to the Old Knudsen school of fucking ppl up ;)

    Are you aware that Old Knudsen is my co-pilot?

    JASON: Make sure you have enough gas.

    The drivers are fed bean burritos.

    PIGGY: I've nothing to say before you leave.
    I would, however, like to throw a bucket of piss over you. Much more memorable than words.

    Just for that, I’m not bringing you back a stick of rock.

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  17. The Cool Cookie8:37 AM, August 23, 2010

    You know, an rickshaw mifght give you a smoother ride and prevent mistress' innards from getting scrambled.

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  18. The Mistress8:53 AM, August 23, 2010

    ASK THE COOL COOKIE: You know, an rickshaw mifght give you a smoother ride and prevent mistress' innards from getting scrambled.

    Excellent suggestion, Cookie!

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  19. Anonymous9:06 AM, August 23, 2010

    One Last Kiss ...

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  20. Heff9:48 AM, August 23, 2010

    Click to enlarge WHAT ?

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  21. BEAST11:31 AM, August 23, 2010

    I do have something to say
    1.As my old granny sagely advised ...keep your hand on your ha'penny
    2.Dugongs are sloppy kissers

    Thank you!

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  22. The Mistress12:05 PM, August 23, 2010

    MAGO: One Last Kiss ...

    Hop on board!

    HEFF: Click to enlarge WHAT ?

    The PHOTO!

    Must I spell everything out for you people?

    BEAST: I do have something to say
    1.As my old granny sagely advised ...keep your hand on your ha'penny
    2.Dugongs are sloppy kissers
    Thank you!

    Feeling better or are you still wearing your girdle?

    Oh, and Piggy and Tazzy are back.

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  23. CyberPete12:14 PM, August 23, 2010

    Geeez thanks.

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  24. savannah12:34 PM, August 23, 2010

    please, miss, send me a postcard. xoxoxoox

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  25. Miss Janey12:54 PM, August 23, 2010

    Miss J trusts the Mistress implicitly but who are those clowns steering the vehicle???

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  26. The Mistress3:00 PM, August 23, 2010

    CYBERPOOF: Geeez thanks.

    Just make sure you’ve sent The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to Donn before I’m back.

    SAVANNAH: please, miss, send me a postcard.

    *pencils in Miss Savannah’s address*

    MISS JANEY: Miss J trusts the Mistress implicitly but who are those clowns steering the vehicle???

    Those are just a few of my second-rate houseboys.

    Thombeau gets the pick of the crop and Mistress MJ is left with the dregs.

    By the way, you are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch.

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  27. Piggy and Tazzy4:49 PM, August 23, 2010

    That looks suspiciously like that skinny cunt, IDV, at the front of the contraption.

    Those arms won't hold up for long with all that weight. With luck, the arms will snap and unceremoniously dump you into a big pile of liquified alsation shite.

    Will there be pics? Oh, please say there will. You know we'd love it!

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  28. Kapitano5:27 PM, August 23, 2010

    Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?

    Can you pick us up some teabags on your way back?

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  29. CyberPete5:33 PM, August 23, 2010

    Can't possibly promise that.

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  30. The Mistress5:40 PM, August 23, 2010

    PIGGY: That looks suspiciously like that skinny cunt, IDV, at the front of the contraption.
    Those arms won't hold up for long with all that weight. With luck, the arms will snap and unceremoniously dump you into a big pile of liquified alsation shite.
    Will there be pics? Oh, please say there will. You know we'd love it!

    Of course it’s IVD and the skinny bitch is good for nothing but baking cakes.

    I need someone big and butch like your Tazzy to transport me.

    KAPI: “Do you have anything you’d like to say before she leaves?”
    Can you pick us up some teabags on your way back?

    Are you planning on doing some teabagging?

    CYBERPOOF: Can't possibly promise that.

    What the hell have you done with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?!

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  31. Manuel5:48 PM, August 23, 2010

    dandy, just dandy....much nicer than my taxi drivers for damn sure....!

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  32. The Mistress6:23 PM, August 23, 2010

    MANUEL: dandy, just dandy....much nicer than my taxi drivers for damn sure....!

    You won’t get the MistressMobile onto the Crumlin Road past dusk though.

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  33. Leni Qinan7:54 PM, August 23, 2010

    I hope you have a good whip for your second rate houseboys or the World Domination Tour won't go too far... ((get a Ferrari, Mistress. You'll get farther and will enjoy the ride!))

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  34. The Mistress8:52 PM, August 23, 2010

    LENI: I hope you have a good whip for your second rate houseboys or the World Domination Tour won't go too far... ((get a Ferrari, Mistress. You'll get farther and will enjoy the ride!))

    As you can see, Mistress MJ is prepared.

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  35. Seraph + Splendor2:01 AM, August 24, 2010

    ...and remember NO HITCHHIKERS this time...
    S+S

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  36. The Mistress5:01 AM, August 24, 2010

    SERAPH + SPLENDOR: ...and remember NO HITCHHIKERS this time...

    Remember The Alamo?

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  37. LẌ11:00 AM, August 24, 2010

    Perhaps The Mistress will be retiring the Mistress Mobile in favor of the Canadian Cannabis Car?

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  38. Miss Janey5:19 PM, August 24, 2010

    "By the way, you are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch"

    Whoo HOO!

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  39. Anonymous6:27 PM, August 24, 2010

    Cool - I need a Kestrel.

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  40. The Mistress10:27 PM, August 24, 2010

    XL: Perhaps The Mistress will be retiring the Mistress Mobile in favor of the Canadian Cannabis Car?

    I suppose the usual “Do not drive or operate heavy machinery” label doesn’t apply in this case.

    MISS JANEY: "By the way, you are now an Official Infomaniac Bitch"

    Whoo HOO!

    Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    MAGO: Cool - I need a Kestrel.

    The HempMobile.

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