Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Foundation Garments

Today only on the Infomaniac Shopping Network…Half-price foundation garments!

As modeled by Miss Normadesmond




And (left to right) Michael Guy, Princess, Ask the Cool Cookie, Thombeau (for that full-figured gal) and Jason...




And the fresh faces of "professional" models Mean Dirty Pirate (left) and Hayward (right)…

15 comments:

  1. where the hell did you get that photo of me! i'm dialing my lawyer as i type!

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  2. Looks like a job for the Infomaniac Lawn & Bush Service!

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  3. Speaking for the whole group, I must say that we've never looked better. Or, in some cases, hairier.

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  4. What, no spanx (or however you spell it) ?

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  5. I'm roughly back up to speed on Groucho penis, bedroom slippers, Mr Nude Infomaniac's glorious floating rump, and the fabulous shop. However, those pics all call to mind my dear departed granny and her tanklike rubber foundation garments, into which she squeezed herself daily in a painful-to-watch morning ritual...thanks for the memories!

    *waves from a blackberry employed deep in the Adirondack woods*

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  6. I can't see that last pic for all the HAIR !!

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  7. The switchboard isn’t exactly lighting up with calls from you bitches to purchase our quality foundation garments.

    We know a few of you have unsightly bulges in need of hiding so pick up that phone and call today.

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  8. Maybe you should consider selling supporting pants for those special bulges?

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  9. Nice gams Norma!

    Do you see the longing in MDP's eyes? He wants to snatch something from me I'm sure of it.

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  10. Oooh, New Underkustumbles...Well thats what Granny called them...
    Just the thing for building that firmer full figured look. And so handy to use as replacements for your slingshot...

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  11. "Do you see the longing in MDP's eyes? He wants to snatch something from me I'm sure of it."

    I'm a lesbo, I want your snatch.

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  12. Show offs! Pushing them out does not make it look bigger. I've learned that from experience.

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  13. Yay Me - front and center.

    But I can tell you what MDP is saying to Hayward "Twat was that you just coo'd?"

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