Friday, July 30, 2010

Filthy Friday

Mistress MJ was shocked to discover that we haven't posted a Filthy Friday since May!

So let's make up for lost time, shall we?


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32 comments:

  1. First!



    I think Sir needs a size smaller. In a chunkier heel.

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  2. but it must have an ankle strap, just like crawford. oh, and maybe a little heel pad.

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  3. Is he a "lefty" or a "righty?"

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  4. I just don't think that insipid peach color is doing him any favors.

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  5. THAT is so unsanitary! God knows where that shoe has been!!

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  6. UTE: First!
    I think Sir needs a size smaller. In a chunkier heel.


    I believe this is your second first.

    *fires off rockets*

    I didn’t make enough fuss the first time as it was during my horrendous “comments conundrum” and I was preoccupied.

    Please accept our apologies and enjoy the fireworks.

    NORMADESMOND: but it must have an ankle strap, just like crawford. oh, and maybe a little heel pad.

    I’ve examined it further and discovered it’s the shoe worn by Bette Davis in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane,” which she lobbed at Saint Joan of Crawford’s head, causing a gash requiring stitches.

    XL: Is he a "lefty" or a "righty?"

    Please consult our How’s It Hangin’, Eh? post in which we discuss “dressing to the right or left”.

    Perhaps you’d like to contribute to the discussion.

    PEENEE: I just don't think that insipid peach color is doing him any favors.

    A million disgruntled bridesmaids can’t be wrong.

    MICHAEL GUY: THAT is so unsanitary! God knows where that shoe has been!!

    Opened-toed shoes are a health hazard, it’s true.

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  7. Sure, it's big enough. But look at the location!

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  8. That is one ugly looking shoe. Walmart or Target?

    Was there a big cock in it?

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  9. Gotta be a straight man.
    No gay would ever wear something so frumpy.

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  10. Nice cock but that dreadful peach / beige / skintone is TOTALLY washing it out.



    ****places single kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper****

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  11. MEGAN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    We don’t recall your visiting previously (however, we’re losing our mind so feel free to remind us) but you look like the same Megan who visits Random Chick.

    Don’t let the ugly shoe scare you off, in any case.

    CYBERPOOF: That is one ugly looking shoe. Walmart or Target?
    Was there a big cock in it?


    It could have been worse had he stuck his cock in a Croc!

    JASON: Gotta be a straight man.
    No gay would ever wear something so frumpy.


    Nothing less than a Louboutin would do for this kind of photo shoot, you’re right.

    DAMIEN: Nice cock but that dreadful peach / beige / skintone is TOTALLY washing it out.
    ****places single kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper****


    It’s a penis without pizzazz.

    A brighter colour would have brought out it’s best features.

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  12. When Sir stated "I could put a foot that"...

    I was sorely dissapointed...

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  13. My all time favorite Filthy Friday. I mean, that is sheer genius. Now where are the pantyhose?

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  14. PRINCESS: When Sir stated "I could put a foot that"...
    I was sorely dissapointed...


    Don’t make me give out yet another cold compress today.

    LEAH: My all time favorite Filthy Friday. I mean, that is sheer genius. Now where are the pantyhose?

    Right you are…let’s give him some mantyhose.

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  15. Cinderella Shoegasm you shall go to the ball!

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  16. That style went out with the 90s!

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  17. MITZI: Cinderella Shoegasm you shall go to the ball!

    But be back before midnight!

    RANDOM CHICK: That style went out with the 90s!

    Not at my local thrift shop, they haven’t.

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  18. Sir, does this come in basic black?

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  19. ASK THE COOL COOKIE: Sir, does this come in basic black?

    Why don’t you accompany me into the stock room and we’ll check?

    *winks*

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  20. XL's comment made me spit out the rest of the coffee that was left in my mouth AFTER I realized what I was looking at.

    Bwahahahahahaha.

    Happy Happy Filthy Friday.

    Glad you're back.

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  21. That lovely dick deserves a better personal shopper!

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  22. He definitely needs a peep-toe court with cutaway sides, I have just the thing somewhere, send him round.

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  23. Where does he keep the shoe horn?

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  24. I was impressed until I saw that the shoe says 'SIZE 3'.

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  25. Good afternoon MJ,

    Isn't that taking the "if the shoe fits" stuff a little far?

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  26. BOXER: XL's comment made me spit out the rest of the coffee that was left in my mouth AFTER I realized what I was looking at.
    Bwahahahahahaha.
    Happy Happy Filthy Friday.
    Glad you're back.


    So we’ve determined you’re a spitter, not a swallower.

    Good to have YOU back too.

    LENI: That lovely dick deserves a better personal shopper!

    How about a Shoppenboy?

    ERYL: He definitely needs a peep-toe court with cutaway sides, I have just the thing somewhere, send him round.

    In patent to show his reflection?

    HAYWARD: Where does he keep the shoe horn?

    Ha! That’s why posing pouches were invented.

    HEFF: I was impressed until I saw that the shoe says 'SIZE 3'.

    I expect you to slip into Donna’s shoes later and show us what a big foot you have.

    KARL: Good afternoon MJ,
    Isn't that taking the "if the shoe fits" stuff a little far?


    We’ll have to wait for the other shoe to drop.

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  27. Shooe! Shooe! Ugh!

    Not especially sexy. Doesn't make me want to shooet.

    Why did you shoew it to us?

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  28. He should've worn protection. This is how people get jock itch.

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  29. Took me a while to work that one out lol.

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  30. IVD: Ew.
    Just, ew.


    Same to ew.

    KAPI: Shooe! Shooe! Ugh!
    Not especially sexy. Doesn't make me want to shooet.
    Why did you shoew it to us?


    Because I’m a shrew.

    EROS: He should've worn protection. This is how people get jock itch.

    And athlete’s foot at the same time!

    BIRDWATCHER: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Took me a while to work that one out lol.

    Wait ‘til you see our Rorschach test!

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  31. NO! I didn't mean to scroll doon this far.

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