Letters like alphabet the yesterday thing yesterday thing. Not likened or similar. So better then it the email can allow a shrike inlikely that there is a way. Please do it?
One can only wonder how you accomplish the many tasks you perform. Are there two of you? No, that would be too much like heaven, and I haven't seen any pearly gates. Feel free to take a nap, there are more than enough of us to keep the lions at bay. kabuki
All of my "fan mail" these days consists of people telling me that my life will be complete if I have an extension on my house, a larger penis or a loft conversion. Oh, to think of all of the admirers I had in my youth ...
Yay, First!
ReplyDeleteAm I?
Yes!
ReplyDeleteHave you got a letter there that smells of Hai Karate?
Oh Hai Geoff.
ReplyDeleteFOURTH!!
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What've you got there for breakfast? Rose on toast? How peculiar.
ReplyDeleteLetters like alphabet the yesterday thing yesterday thing. Not likened or similar. So better then it the email can allow a shrike inlikely that there is a way. Please do it?
ReplyDeleteToast And Marmalade for Tea?
ReplyDeleteOh geeze; again?
ReplyDelete*stands aside as Susan Boyle runs in, kung fu's the crap out of MJ and runs back out*
There! You just got a drive-by Moustachio'd Scottish Broad upside your head! Now quit malingering!
...blame Beast. He told me to do it.
ReplyDeletejust as I come back....people will get suspicious....
ReplyDeleteDid you get my poison pen letter?
ReplyDeleteOr the letter bomb filled with Anthrax?
Keep reading.
Has she gone yet?
ReplyDeleteRight, I've bought the celery - who wants to be first on the reverse batman?
One can only wonder how you accomplish the many tasks you perform. Are there two of you? No, that would be too much like heaven, and I haven't seen any pearly gates. Feel free to take a nap, there are more than enough of us to keep the lions at bay. kabuki
ReplyDeleteKeeping up with fanmail can take so much time!
ReplyDeletei can smell this photo, yet it isn't scratch and sniff...how peculiar?
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me, I too received fan mail.
ReplyDeleteThe one from the IRS is particularly interesting. Or maybe that's more hate mail that fan mail?
Oh Hai everyone. If you're super bored without Mistress, I have a new video up....it's about leeks.
ReplyDeleteI know, it's not as good, but she's gone until F.F.
I think that the envelope looks suspiciously like a "Letter from France"
ReplyDeletePrincess recived one very similar looking, Once, many years ago.
However, to this very day it remains un-opened.
Oh... is that My Floral Crations in the background?
Luv Princess XXX
All of my "fan mail" these days consists of people telling me that my life will be complete if I have an extension on my house, a larger penis or a loft conversion. Oh, to think of all of the admirers I had in my youth ...
ReplyDelete*sinks early morning Scotch on the rocks*
Ah, watch out for paper cuts!
ReplyDeleteThe one written in green ink comes from me.
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