Most of you slovenly bitches are walking around in worn out, ill-fitting, unattractive underwear.
Mistress MJ sees your saggy, elasticized waistbands and ratty old gussets full of holes.
But the worst offenders are those of you wearing comedy boxer shorts …
Infomaniac declares today BUY NEW UNDERWEAR DAY.
If you don’t have the time to purchase new underwear, then for heaven’s sake at least have a rummage through your drawers and discard a few pairs of old knickers.
Better yet, recycle and use them to polish your mirrors.
Or sell them to Japanese salarymen!…
Let us know how you get on with all this.
Monday, January 18, 2010
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sorry, but i love those jockey shorts!
ReplyDeleteNORMADESMOND: Honestly now, do you love the shorts or what’s IN them?
ReplyDeleteMistress, should I wear underwear with my Infomaniac Official Pillow Fluffer kilt?
ReplyDeleteXL: Mistress, should I wear underwear with my Infomaniac Official Pillow Fluffer kilt?
ReplyDeleteThat won’t be necessary.
Which reminds me…
It’s time for me to perform a kilt check.
I just got out of the shower and am not wearing any underwear...
ReplyDeletei'm supposed to wear underwear, sugar?
ReplyDeletexoxox
I love 100% cotton and that's all I'm going say.
ReplyDeleteA pox on your re inforced double stitched gusset......Commando is best
ReplyDeleteI don't wear underwear!
ReplyDeleteI'll have you know I have a regular 6 month underwear-drawer check.
ReplyDeleteEvery 6 months, I check I have clean underwear.
http://www.manpacks.com
ReplyDeleteProblem solved.
I knew Beast would say gusset.
ReplyDeleteDear Mistress,
ReplyDeleteI prefer to keep my Draws in my Drawers, only wearing Lingerie for special "Seductive" occasions and most of the time go "Commando", as one must always, "Be Prepared"
I did not realise that Mr Square Pants had such a long nose! How Peculiar... I wonder how often he requires it blown?
Thank you for thie informative picture.
Luv Princess XXX
EROS: I just got out of the shower and am not wearing any underwear...
ReplyDelete*faints*
SAVANNAH: i'm supposed to wear underwear, sugar?
I suppose in the south you needn’t worry about freezing your bits off.
BOXER: I love 100% cotton and that's all I'm going say.
But really, it’s only important to have 100% cotton in the gusset.
Go lacy or go home!
BEAST: A pox on your re inforced double stitched gusset......Commando is best
I know those are your comedy boxer shorts in the photo.
But someone else has slipped into them, obviously.
AYEM8Y: I don't wear underwear!
Then what are these?
ROSES: I'll have you know I have a regular 6 month underwear-drawer check.
Every 6 months, I check I have clean underwear.
Perhaps you should apply for the Manpacks service, as mentioned by Piggy.
PIGGY: http://www.manpacks.com
Problem solved.
Of course you needn’t worry yourself with such a service because Tazzy’s mummy does all your laundry.
KAZ: I knew Beast would say gusset.
Any excuse, KAZ.
We are considering getting “days of the week” knickers for Beast as he seems unable to change his on a daily basis.
Beast is under the impression that turning his underpants inside out the next day counts as a clean pair.
PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,
I prefer to keep my Draws in my Drawers, only wearing Lingerie for special "Seductive" occasions and most of the time go "Commando", as one must always, "Be Prepared"
I did not realise that Mr Square Pants had such a long nose! How Peculiar... I wonder how often he requires it blown?
Thank you for thie informative picture.
Luv Princess XXX
Mr. SquarePants requires man-sized tissues.
This is silly - I have some underwear over 15 years old, every rip and tear tells a story. I have lucky underwear which has seen the most amazing adventures.
ReplyDeleteI feel thats its my duty to the environment to wear them till destruction, and then recycle them as dusters, window cleaning rags and even in the glove compartment of the car for demisting/cleaning purposes.
How about a guess the underwear competition????
Good to see the Mistress is back in the saddle again. Just got rid of some destroyed shorts.
ReplyDeleteFROBI: This is silly - I have some underwear over 15 years old, every rip and tear tells a story. I have lucky underwear which has seen the most amazing adventures.
ReplyDeleteI feel thats its my duty to the environment to wear them till destruction, and then recycle them as dusters, window cleaning rags and even in the glove compartment of the car for demisting/cleaning purposes.
How about a guess the underwear competition????
I am guessing the crusty, stained boxer shorts are yours.
What do I win?
MAGO: Good to see the Mistress is back in the saddle again. Just got rid of some destroyed shorts.
Good for you, Mago!
You have done your bit to uphold the sartorial splendor of Franconia.
"Then what are these?"
ReplyDeleteThat would be a Butt Bra as you well know! Now get busy and finish laundering my Butt Bras and I like a lavender scent...
AYEM8Y: "Then what are these?"
ReplyDeleteThat would be a Butt Bra as you well know! Now get busy and finish laundering my Butt Bras and I like a lavender scent...
I’m sure one of our many gentleman readers would pay to handwash your Butt Bras.
uh....well, i suppose it's what's coming out of them. as usual mj, you're correct.
ReplyDelete* throws out pantaloons, bloomers and unmentionables *
ReplyDelete"Mistress MJ sees your saggy, elasticized waistbands and ratty old gussets full of holes."
ReplyDeleteBut that's what I look like without any underwear on.
Q. Name something that you sit in.
ReplyDeleteA. Faeces.
NORMADESMOND: uh....well, i suppose it's what's coming out of them. as usual mj, you're correct.
ReplyDeleteWell you WERE about as subtle as a horse on my foot.
IVD: * throws out pantaloons, bloomers and unmentionables *
Anything that has been in contact with your warty wand is unmentionable.
ISTVANSKI: "Mistress MJ sees your saggy, elasticized waistbands and ratty old gussets full of holes."
But that's what I look like without any underwear on.
Would you like to be featured in the next Filthy Friday?
MOB: Q. Name something that you sit in.
A. Faeces.
We’re not playing The Weakest Link here, I’ll have you know.
That second penis looks familiar!
ReplyDeleteA gentleman does not discuss such things with a lady. I prefer a selection of finer cotton briefs, boxerbriefs, silk boxers and occasionally a camisole and tap pants. Vive La Différence!
ReplyDeleteJILL: That second penis looks familiar!
ReplyDeleteWe know you’ve been around the block a time or two.
But now they’re all starting to look the same?
KABUKI: A gentleman does not discuss such things with a lady. I prefer a selection of finer cotton briefs, boxerbriefs, silk boxers and occasionally a camisole and tap pants. Vive La Différence!
How about pettipants?
They don’t ride up!
Boxershorts in general are nasty. The comedy variety are even worse. Also the ones with large patterns of any kind.
ReplyDeleteI need to lay down for a while now.
Well, you wanted to know what we wear under our trousers?
ReplyDeleteIs this proof that Miss Scarlet is a redhead?
ReplyDeleteIs Miss Scarlet a redhead???
Underwear is for softies.
ReplyDeleteYou wont catch a Scotsman wearing them.
Scots shrivel.
ReplyDelete"garfer said: Underwear is for softies.
ReplyDeleteYou wont catch a Scotsman wearing them."
It's just another myth that the English got you all to believe, along with the wearing skirts one, lol.
ha, comedy pants....just when is the right moment to wear homer simpson pants? when?
ReplyDeleteLMM buys my pants,which is nice....
Birth of the kilt (and the lack of underpants, lol)
ReplyDeleteBugger it the link didn't work again, so here it is raw:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQIA_FEe3o
Nobody here wears underpants...or not long enough to count strictly as 'wearing', anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to feel a whole new appreciation for Mr. Squarepants.
Are you saying I need to get rid of all my Superman boxers? :-(
ReplyDeleteI can't remember if I'm wearing underwear or not, its all a bit of a mess doon there and if i am its fused into me skin.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Mistress MJ is headed for the liquor cabinet after a hard day’s work.
ReplyDeleteShe mumbled something about being too tired to respond to your comments and “better luck next time”.
Thank you,
The Management
I like those retro designs purple and orange paisley, sends my pulse racing. I haven't learnt how to link but have a gander at this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1188018_former_mayor_admits_stealing_womens_underwear
Commenter Sir Big Top Hat says "It's beaker from the muppets!"
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/1188018_former_mayor_admits_stealing_womens_underwear
ReplyDeleteOh fuck it.
ReplyDeleteMITZI: It’s stories like this that make me want to re-subscribe to the Manchester Evening News.
ReplyDeleteDon't wear them.
ReplyDelete