Professor Geoff Beattie, a leading psychologist from the University of Manchester says ...
"Whilst people might know what their facial expression or hands might be imparting, they will often have no idea whether their feet are moving or the messages their feet are sending out. The secret language of feet can reveal a great deal about our personality, what we think of the person we're talking to and even our emotional and psychological state, they are a fascinating channel of non-verbal communication."
We’re going out on a limb here but we’d have to say that this woman really likes you … a lot.
And now over to the Infomaniac Research Team.
Do you agree with the findings?
And what about men? The research indicates that the rules do not apply to men, who reveal nothing about sexual attraction through their feet.
Your input is welcomed to round out this groundbreaking study.
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ReplyDeleteUh, do you have the phone number handy of that woman on the car?
ReplyDeleteI like clean feet...
ReplyDeleteYou don't need to look at a man's feet to see if he's interested in you...just look at his penis. If it's pointing up, he's interested!
My research leans towards one of my favorite old jokes:
ReplyDeleteQ "What does MJ put behind her ears to attract men?"
A "Her heels."
XL, do you get insider information on the publication time of these posts??? How the hell do you get to be first so bloody often???
ReplyDeleteFeet? I'd like new ones... mine hurt all the time. And I do semaphore with mine, so good luck deciphering what I am saying. They can't hold still at all.
If my feet are pressed against his back...I might fancy a little bit.
ReplyDeleteIf the heels of my shoes are on his back, I'm just wiping them off.
The rules work for me. Scary!
ReplyDeleteOh and at least the womans wearing pants
I love the first one, I would add that when a woman's feet move away from a men she's probably not interested. I am applying for a grant for that bit of research.
ReplyDeleteI am interested in any man who gives me a foot massage.
'A fascinating channel of non-verbal communication' ... especially in your top picture.
ReplyDeleteXL: Uh, do you have the phone number handy of that woman on the car?
ReplyDeleteI know someone who knows someone at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
EROS: I like clean feet...
You don't need to look at a man's feet to see if he's interested in you...just look at his penis. If it's pointing up, he's interested!
But it could be Peyronies Disease.
MR. PEENEE: My research leans towards one of my favorite old jokes:
Q "What does MJ put behind her ears to attract men?"
A "Her heels."
That’s very rich coming from you Peenee, considering that you spent all day yesterday searching Google for … what was it? Oh yes.
“picture of a naughty German pussy boy (hopefully in lederhosen)”
PONITA: XL, do you get insider information on the publication time of these posts??? How the hell do you get to be first so bloody often???
Feet? I'd like new ones... mine hurt all the time. And I do semaphore with mine, so good luck deciphering what I am saying. They can't hold still at all.
Since your shocking revelation that you wear Crocs, we do not want to hear about your feet.
ROSES: If my feet are pressed against his back...I might fancy a little bit.
If the heels of my shoes are on his back, I'm just wiping them off.
An excellent addition to the study, Miss Roses.
I’ll get on the blower to Professor Beattie immediately.
CYBERPOOF: The rules work for me. Scary!
Oh and at least the womans wearing pants
We can arrange for a pantless photo.
It’s not too late for an update.
LULU: I love the first one, I would add that when a woman's feet move away from a men she's probably not interested. I am applying for a grant for that bit of research.
I am interested in any man who gives me a foot massage.
A cheap ploy to steal Mistress MJ’s Official Foot Masseur, Mago.
We see through your cunning ways.
KAZ: 'A fascinating channel of non-verbal communication' ... especially in your top picture.
There are times when you needn’t say a word.
We are reminded at times like these of that old chestnut from The Tremeloes.
@ Ponita: As Personal IT Consultant To Mistress MJ, I have access to her "in/out" box.
ReplyDeleteI think Larry Craig would have a different definition for what it means when a man is tapping his feet.
ReplyDeleteXL: @ Ponita: As Personal IT Consultant To Mistress MJ, I have access to her "in/out" box.
ReplyDeleteWe are not sure we like the direction these comments are taking.
DAVID: I think Larry Craig would have a different definition for what it means when a man is tapping his feet.
Ha! Let the knock knock jokes begin!
Now that Tremeloes video was really scary.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope that man perms don't make a comeback.
That's very sinister and sneaky because men don't ever look down far enough to notice a woman's feet...ever!
ReplyDeleteExcept of course when they're wearing 5 inch clickety-clack heels to warp their spine so that their tushie sticks out and their bosoms are thrust forward...
don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Which also proves that women's incomprehensible obssession with shoes is part of some bizarre competition inbetwixt themselves.
Theres something special about the relationship between a girl and her Ford, isn't there? Particularly girls who wear bathing suit tops with strange little rubber nipples on the ends.
ReplyDelete"Ford," she says, "I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!"
...in fact, if you enlarge the picture, she has an 'F' tattooed on the sole of the left foot and 'RD' tattooed on the right. Really. Look. She does.
ReplyDeleteReally.
KAZ: Now that Tremeloes video was really scary.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope that man perms don't make a comeback.
I fear the ginger perm more than anything.
DONN: That's very sinister and sneaky because men don't ever look down far enough to notice a woman's feet...ever!
Except of course when they're wearing 5 inch clickety-clack heels to warp their spine so that their tushie sticks out and their bosoms are thrust forward...
don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Which also proves that women's incomprehensible obssession with shoes is part of some bizarre competition inbetwixt themselves.
*inserts stilettoed heel up Donn’s backside and goes shoe shopping with CyberPete*
NATIONS: Theres something special about the relationship between a girl and her Ford, isn't there? Particularly girls who wear bathing suit tops with strange little rubber nipples on the ends.
"Ford," she says, "I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!"
Men have even closer relationships with their cars.
NATIONS: ...in fact, if you enlarge the picture, she has an 'F' tattooed on the sole of the left foot and 'RD' tattooed on the right. Really. Look. She does.
Really.
I hate when you make me click.
Always avoid buying beige coloured shoes from the chemist. It signifies the sad fact that you have given up on life, the same for shoes advertised in the sunday paper supplements.
ReplyDeleteIt was fashionable in the 70’s for men to hammer in metal segs into the soles of their shoes, to protect them from wear and tear. Sadly it's only the sugar daddies wearing floor length camel hair coats and powder blue slacks who continue to do so.
MITZI: Always avoid buying beige coloured shoes from the chemist. It signifies the sad fact that you have given up on life, the same for shoes advertised in the sunday paper supplements.
ReplyDeleteIt was fashionable in the 70’s for men to hammer in metal segs into the soles of their shoes, to protect them from wear and tear. Sadly it's only the sugar daddies wearing floor length camel hair coats and powder blue slacks who continue to do so.
Let’s make a pact.
Pull the trigger at the first of us who wears these.
Get the bitch off my car
ReplyDeletehell-o? pedicure!
ReplyDelete"... men don't ever look down far enough to notice a woman's feet...ever!"
ReplyDeleteBullshit.
Sorry, Donnn.
Eyes, face, feet, legs, bossom, arse.
Maybe Doc Beattie (he really was allowed to spent MOney on this research? I done it all wrong!), the leading psychologist of Manchester United - sorry: University of Jester - attached importance more on the controllability of extremities in his groundbreaking CIA-sponsored flirt with science, more I say on peeping on ladies' feet as it would be considered normal and healthy, than using his - granted only rudimentary - gender based experience of what the normal call life.
In other words: When the spread is done (bucket to Denmark!) and the average straight kneels, prays and gets lost in Allah's garden, Doc Beattie starts the scientifick interpreter: Manchester, here we come ...
Step on me, Mistress MJ always gets her man, feel well and let's thank GOd that no silly nitpicker ever EVEr will find a way to measure, limit or identify - eros.
I have largely gone off sex anyhoo
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Get the bitch off my car
ReplyDeleteYOUR car?
Obviously it’s Old Knudsen’s car.
Read the license plate.
NORMADESMOND: hell-o? pedicure!
She spent all her money on a lube job.
MAGO: "... men don't ever look down far enough to notice a woman's feet...ever!"
Bullshit.
Sorry, Donnn.
Eyes, face, feet, legs, bossom, arse.
Maybe Doc Beattie (he really was allowed to spent MOney on this research? I done it all wrong!), the leading psychologist of Manchester United - sorry: University of Jester - attached importance more on the controllability of extremities in his groundbreaking CIA-sponsored flirt with science, more I say on peeping on ladies' feet as it would be considered normal and healthy, than using his - granted only rudimentary - gender based experience of what the normal call life.
In other words: When the spread is done (bucket to Denmark!) and the average straight kneels, prays and gets lost in Allah's garden, Doc Beattie starts the scientifick interpreter: Manchester, here we come ...
Step on me, Mistress MJ always gets her man, feel well and let's thank GOd that no silly nitpicker ever EVEr will find a way to measure, limit or identify - eros.
May Allah be with you.
MUTLEY: I have largely gone off sex anyhoo
I suppose you’ve been too busy rolling around in the £12855 you won on an Irish lottery.
“A woman’s feet are still on first meeting someone…Meaning: She is worried”
ReplyDeleteHer feet are still on?
She should be worried. Perhaps she has just met an axe murderer who likes to chop off women’s feet.
AYEM8Y: “A woman’s feet are still on first meeting someone…Meaning: She is worried”
ReplyDeleteHer feet are still on?
She should be worried. Perhaps she has just met an axe murderer who likes to chop off women’s feet.
Thank you for being the first to notice this peculiar turn of phrase.
*calls in Jessica Fletcher*