The sly old Git! Princess is in shock...Grandfather had anappointment with his urologist today. Princess waved him off as he left wearing his little Santa hat, pompom swinging in the breeze. Obviously that was not all that was swinging!
No wonder he came home smiling and smugly stated that he'd had a good report from his Doctor and, that his pipes were clean.
I'll be adding a mobile web cam to his GPS from now on!!
Donn, sit still and quit squirming. No, leave Beast alone or I'll have to tie you both to the washing machine. Let the photographer focus. He's charging us a lot of money for this and we want it to turn out nice. Don't you want it to turn out nice? Now stop wiggling. Say 'cheeeeeeeeeeese'!
*duct tapes Donn to underside of kitchen cabinet, chases Beast around kitchen* get back here. These Christmas pictures aren't going to take themselves dammit.
First!
ReplyDeleteNice Package Santa...
Second!!
ReplyDeleteOh no poor Santa!
Third!!!
ReplyDeleteSanta Elf is sagging a bit there...
Everybody sing:
ReplyDeleteHere comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
LMBO@eros! i'll never hear that song again without seeing these old darlings! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteWhatever will Mrs. Claus say??
ReplyDeleteWell, happy Christmas to him!
ReplyDeleteSanta's pointing at the South Pole!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai Savannah, Pete!
eros made me spit my vodka out.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm cranky.
Oh hai XL, Savannah and Cybepete. You too Random and Jelly Monster. I'd say "hai" to "first" tonight but I can't figure out how to pronounce it.
Aye like "I" and m8y like matey!
ReplyDeleteGeddit, Boxer?
ReplyDeleteEye - Matey?
Mean Dirty PIRATE?
Ayem8y puts the HO in "yo ho ho and a bottle of rum"
ReplyDeleteOr as others have suggested, I'm 80.
ReplyDeleteBut your ass looks 17!
ReplyDeleteAnother bit of childhood banjaxed by filthy Friday :-(
ReplyDeleteIt's not a thing of beauty is it? Even with the Santa's cap.
ReplyDeleteOh hai Boxer, Pete, XL....
Bugger this for a game of soldiers
Oh hai Everyone!
*waves*
I must congratulate Santa in picture 2 on his upstanding dignity in such compromising circumstances.
ReplyDeleteThis is quite possibly the most disturbing image you have posted ...
ReplyDeleteMy therapist just got that beach house he wanted......
Shockingly wrong, I tell you! And before my hot oatmeal!
ReplyDeleteDroopy sacks and not enough stuffing - 'tis the same old Christmas story...
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The sly old Git!
ReplyDeletePrincess is in shock...Grandfather had anappointment with his urologist today. Princess waved him off as he left wearing his little Santa hat, pompom swinging in the breeze.
Obviously that was not all that was swinging!
No wonder he came home smiling and smugly stated that he'd had a good report from his Doctor and, that his pipes were clean.
I'll be adding a mobile web cam to his GPS from now on!!
I think it's great that your older bitches get together for your FF photo sessions
ReplyDeleteyeah, but we always have a hell of a time getting Beast to sit still for the photographer.
ReplyDeleteThat old guy's got a floppy red hood, with a white bubble on top.
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ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Timmy but Santa is in a meeting with the head negotiator from the Elves Union.
ReplyDeleteDonn, sit still and quit squirming. No, leave Beast alone or I'll have to tie you both to the washing machine. Let the photographer focus. He's charging us a lot of money for this and we want it to turn out nice. Don't you want it to turn out nice? Now stop wiggling. Say 'cheeeeeeeeeeese'!
ReplyDeleteWhere are the elves?
ReplyDeleteWhere is Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer?
Have you no imagination woman?
"It didn't used to take me this long to get it up."
ReplyDelete"What?"
"The tree, silly."
BITCHES: Don't you people have Christmas shopping to do?
ReplyDelete*resumes busyness*
*phf* already did mine, cheeser.
ReplyDelete*duct tapes Donn to underside of kitchen cabinet, chases Beast around kitchen* get back here. These Christmas pictures aren't going to take themselves dammit.
BITCHES: Right. I've had it with this post.
ReplyDelete*prepares something new*
I've just inhaled my pearl grey tea.
ReplyDeleteHow nice to see that grandpa is getting sumpin' sumpin'
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