We salute trannies: i.e. laydeez who like to do laydeez things.
Inexplicable DeVice (IVD): Norfolk’s second finest trannsexual.
We regret to inform IVD that Norfolk’s finest tranny is Becky from King’s Lynn, Norfolk …
Becky is the creator of the Tranny Licence which you’ll recall from yesterday’s post.
A handful of you tranny wannabees filled out your licences but this is what we have to say about THAT …
You’re all a bunch of rubbish transvestites!
With one exception …
MISS MITZI:
Miss Mitzi is the REAL thing, bitches. The belle of the ball. The belle WITH the balls!
Nonetheless, you rubbish wannabee trannies took the time to fill out your Tranny Licences so it’s only fair that we showcase you now, in no particular order.
Anonymous Boxer’s dog, Miss Coco:
Miss Lulu Labonne:
Miss Severa Snape (Leah’s submission):
Miss Maxi Cane: (rubbish Irish transvestite)
Miss Cyber Petra: (rubbish Danish transvestite)
UPDATE:
Miss Wil Harrison:
And so on this, Tranny Appreciation Day, we raise our glasses to trannies around the world.
Take a tranny to lunch today and treat her like a lady!
1st!
ReplyDeleteI think I may have misunderstood the assignment.
ReplyDeleteI still like my Snape trannied up under the cloak.
ReplyDeleteA girl can dream, right?
ReplyDeleteMine wasn't rubbish!
ReplyDeleteWhat does your tranny license look like 'Miss' MJ?
The public wants to know.
Also, what did IDVs license look like?
ReplyDeleteThe world shall never know, 'Petra, for I have yet to get around to doing it. I wanted my make-up to be just right before I had my picture taken for it.
ReplyDeleteBesides, my wig wouldn't fit in the photo booth...
Sounds very tasteful Mr IVD
ReplyDeleteI want to know who administered the tests and what kind of testing was involved in obtaining these licenses. I'm assuming there're some sort of standards to be met.
ReplyDeleteER - can girls be trannies?
ReplyDeleteI might have a go.
Extremely high standards were demanded Mr Swings at my interview I was required to demonstrate my skill in convincingly attach false body parts
ReplyDeleteDammit, I thought I was immune.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't compete with Mitzi.
Sx
I'm tired and need a shit.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!!! I've recieved my postcard!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs per usual the postman got in a muddle and sent it to the wrong address... so a neighbour kindly dropped it into my box.
I don't know which neighbour though... Oops..
Sx
"Mitzi is the real thing" I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I hope you don't think I dress like that 24/7 as a way of life. It's a theatrical "Drag Queen" costume for clubs and parties only.
ReplyDeleteXL: I think I may have misunderstood the assignment.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt you’ll be wanting a lube job with that.
LEAH: I still like my Snape trannied up under the cloak.
A girl can dream, right?
And what exactly IS he wearing under that cloak?
CYBERPOOF: Mine wasn't rubbish!
What does your tranny license look like 'Miss' MJ?
The public wants to know.
Also, what did IDVs license look like?
Prove that you’re not a rubbish transvestite with a better photo, then.
Mistress MJ is excempt as she is busy running this show.
See comment from IVD.
IVD: The world shall never know, 'Petra, for I have yet to get around to doing it. I wanted my make-up to be just right before I had my picture taken for it.
Besides, my wig wouldn't fit in the photo booth...
Your spindly legs wouldn’t fit either.
BEAST: Sounds very tasteful Mr IVD
You’ll have to agree that IVD’s a more tasteful tranny than that frumpy Miss Frobisher.
EROS: I want to know who administered the tests and what kind of testing was involved in obtaining these licenses. I'm assuming there're some sort of standards to be met.
See comment from Miss Lulu.
KAZ: ER - can girls be trannies?
I might have a go.
It didn’t stop Miss Lulu.
You’ll have to do something about that spikey dikey hairdo though.
LULU: Extremely high standards were demanded Mr Swings at my interview I was required to demonstrate my skill in convincingly attach false body parts
One bullet bra does not a woman make of you, Miss Lulu.
SCARLET: Dammit, I thought I was immune.
And I can't compete with Mitzi.
None is as fair as Miss Mitzi.
PIGGY: I'm tired and need a shit.
It must have been that packet of crisps you ate.
SCARLET: Ha ha ha!!! I've recieved my postcard!!!!
As per usual the postman got in a muddle and sent it to the wrong address... so a neighbour kindly dropped it into my box.
I don't know which neighbour though... Oops..
You’ll know which neighbour when he/she looks at you strangely over the hedgerow.
MITZI: "Mitzi is the real thing" I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I hope you don't think I dress like that 24/7 as a way of life. It's a theatrical "Drag Queen" costume for clubs and parties only.
We are convinced you shop at Tescos in drag.
Our “real thing” means you’re the only bitch here who can pull off full drag in a glamourous and exciting way.
As mentioned earlier, the rest are just rubbish transvestites!
Is it too late to send mine in?
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
WIL: Is it too late to send mine in?
ReplyDeleteSend it, bitch!
You can’t possibly be any more rubbish than the rest of them.
Oi! - just because you can only see my top half doesn't mean I'm not enhancing the bustle area too.
ReplyDeleteWho said I'm actually a woman anyway? - like I said I'm really talented
LULU: Oi! - just because you can only see my top half doesn't mean I'm not enhancing the bustle area too.
ReplyDeleteWho said I'm actually a woman anyway? - like I said I'm really talented
Are you hiding your candy, Miss Lulu?
Miss Coco, Miss Severa Snape, Miss Maxi Cane, Miss Cyber Petra - No make-up! Ugh! We aren't wearing beer-goggles here you know (well, apart from one or two commentors that tend to over-imbibe). Come on, where's the slap?
ReplyDeleteGINRO: Miss Coco, Miss Severa Snape, Miss Maxi Cane, Miss Cyber Petra - No make-up! Ugh! We aren't wearing beer-goggles here you know (well, apart from one or two commentors that tend to over-imbibe). Come on, where's the slap?
ReplyDeleteI told you they were rubbish transvestites, Miss Ginny.
By a bizare coincidence , and confluence of events over which I had no control , I ended up having Sunday lunch with not one but THREE trannies and then even more weirdly ended up in church with the three trannies singing baritone in the pew behind
ReplyDeleteIf I didnt know better I would say I was hallucinating.
Do I win a prize
Mistress MJ, "you're awful but I like you", lol.
ReplyDeleteBEAST: By a bizare coincidence , and confluence of events over which I had no control , I ended up having Sunday lunch with not one but THREE trannies and then even more weirdly ended up in church with the three trannies singing baritone in the pew behind
ReplyDeleteIf I didnt know better I would say I was hallucinating.
Do I win a prize ?
By a bizarre coincidence, it just so happens that we are collecting photos of Miss Frobisher in his frumpy matron drag.
Did you manage to snap a few candid shots?
If so, we’ll send you a prize. Of sorts.
GINRO: Mistress MJ, "you're awful but I like you", lol.
Why that’s awfully nice of you to say.
Mistress MJ likes you too, Miss Ginny.
My daddies will testify that I am not a rubbis transvestite.
ReplyDeleteDANG work, I missed Tranny Day. I'll make it up to Coco tomorrow with some vienna sausages.
ReplyDeleteOoh You Are Awful, But I Like You
ReplyDeleteMAXI: My daddies will testify that I am not a rubbis transvestite.
ReplyDeleteThis one says you’re lovely.
BOXER: DANG work, I missed Tranny Day. I'll make it up to Coco tomorrow with some vienna sausages.
Get with the programme, would you?
GINRO: Ooh You Are Awful, But I Like You
Good gawd.
Dick Emery was very popular back in the day, lol.
ReplyDeleteHere's another clip of his Randy Mandy:
Randy Mandy
And then there's old sex-starved Hettie:
Sex-starved Hettie
Mitzi's is by far the best!
ReplyDeleteGINRO: Dick Emery was very popular back in the day, lol.
ReplyDeleteHere's another clip of his Randy Mandy:
Randy Mandy
And then there's old sex-starved Hettie:
Sex-starved Hettie
Laters, Miss Ginny.
Mistress MJ has awoken with a headache and more Dick Emery is likely to send her into a headspin.
KEVIN: Mitzi's is by far the best!
I’m sure Miss Kevin is a lovely lady too.
Coco is my fave tranny du jour! She deserves ALL the accolades, bitches!
ReplyDeleteLA DIVA CUCINA: Coco is my fave tranny du jour! She deserves ALL the accolades, bitches!
ReplyDeleteSurprisingly, no one said “That bitch is a real dog.”