Friday, October 23, 2009

Filthy Friday


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35 comments:

  1. jason10:33 PM, October 22, 2009

    Can you hear me now?

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  2. The Mistress10:38 PM, October 22, 2009

    JASON: Ha!!!!!

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  3. Jenny10:55 PM, October 22, 2009

    Second? (you don't count, MJ)

    and who is this Jason? He's funnee.

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  4. The Mistress11:03 PM, October 22, 2009

    BOXER: Click on "Jason" on my Blogroll for further entertainment.

    He's Infomaniac's Official Furniture Fairy, by the way, but he has many talents.

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  5. savannah11:12 PM, October 22, 2009

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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  6. LẌ11:13 PM, October 22, 2009

    Infomaniac Labs, bringing you the latest in Scratch-N-Sniff technology!


    Oh Hai Boxer & Savannah!

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  7. Leah11:25 PM, October 22, 2009

    Don't forget to get a gander at the lace curtain--you know how much we all love incongruous daintiness!

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  8. Anonymous11:29 PM, October 22, 2009

    I'm not sure I want to be 80 years old and have my face shoved into a70 year old ass. Just not sure.

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  9. Jenny11:51 PM, October 22, 2009

    Jason also had Project Runway on HIS blog roll so I adore him.

    Hai XL and Savannah!

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  10. Ponita in Real Life12:41 AM, October 23, 2009

    "Dan couldn't utter a scream as his face was getting sucked into Jeffrey's arse in a reverse fart."

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  11. Ponita in Real Life12:42 AM, October 23, 2009

    Oh Hai, Boxer, Savannah, Leah and XL!

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  12. Ponita in Real Life12:42 AM, October 23, 2009

    What number and I?

    Eight... w00t.

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  13. Kapitano12:51 AM, October 23, 2009

    He's looking for his wristwatch, which got left up there.

    Somehow.

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  14. CyberPete1:08 AM, October 23, 2009

    That bedspread is hIdeous!

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  15. Ginro1:16 AM, October 23, 2009

    Siamese twins.

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  16. BEAST1:47 AM, October 23, 2009

    Sometimes Geoffrey wished they had paid the extra for The Discovery Chanel

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  17. Ginro3:54 AM, October 23, 2009

    Blow up doll?

    Prostate exams on the NHS?

    Are you sure this is one of those new 3D viewers?

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  18. Roses3:55 AM, October 23, 2009

    "What a big anus!"

    "What a big anus!"

    "There was no need to repeat it."

    "I didn't."

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  19. Ms Scarlet4:01 AM, October 23, 2009

    I spy a tan line. Tut.
    Sx

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  20. eroswings5:19 AM, October 23, 2009

    Sponge Bob finds Patrick!

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  21. Mitzi 7:31 AM, October 23, 2009

    Reminds me of a pig snuffling for truffles. Look at those ghastly net curtains.

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  22. The Mistress9:35 AM, October 23, 2009

    SAVANNAH: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    No one is forcing you to visit on Fridays, you know.

    XL: Infomaniac Labs, bringing you the latest in Scratch-N-Sniff technology!

    Infomaniac Labs’ Armpit Division is busy at work too.

    LEAH: Don't forget to get a gander at the lace curtain--you know how much we all love incongruous daintiness!

    I expect there are doilies scattered about the room as well.

    And the odd antimacassar.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I'm not sure I want to be 80 years old and have my face shoved into a70 year old ass. Just not sure.

    True. You might want to go for a older man.

    BOXER: Jason also had Project Runway on HIS blog roll so I adore him.

    Jason IS adorable.

    PONITA: "Dan couldn't utter a scream as his face was getting sucked into Jeffrey's arse in a reverse fart."

    As a nurse, do you frequently encounter reverse farts?

    Could someone spontaneously combust as a result?

    KAPI: He's looking for his wristwatch, which got left up there.
    Somehow.

    Mistress MJ lost a bracelet once.

    Unfortunately, insurance doesn’t cover such loss.

    CYBERPOOF: That bedspread is hIdeous!

    Is that BEAST’S stinky duvet?

    GINRO: Siamese twins.

    I believe the politically correct term is “conjoined twins” and I’m sure this is a textbook case.

    BEAST: Sometimes Geoffrey wished they had paid the extra for The Discovery Chanel

    You’ve made us titter but we all recognize your stinky duvet in the photo.

    GINRO: Blow up doll?
    Prostate exams on the NHS?
    Are you sure this is one of those new 3D viewers?

    Mistress MJ cannot keep up with the technology.

    ROSES: "What a big anus!"
    "What a big anus!"
    "There was no need to repeat it."
    "I didn't."

    Roses said “anus”. Twice.

    Teehee.

    SCARLET: I spy a tan line. Tut.

    But you wouldn’t want to be sucking on those awful orange self-tanners now, would you?

    EROS: Sponge Bob finds Patrick!

    Mistress MJ knows nothing of these characters except that their images are to be found on BEAST’s boxer shorts.

    MITZI: Reminds me of a pig snuffling for truffles. Look at those ghastly net curtains.

    What would Miss Mitzi suggest to replace the ghastly net curtains?

    French café curtains?

    Surely not sheers. You don’t want the neighbours gawking.

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  23. Anonymous9:37 AM, October 23, 2009

    A H T Z Q R P

    Ok sir, now the fourth line...

    Wil Harrison.com

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  24. CyberPete10:35 AM, October 23, 2009

    I bet it smells like it

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  25. KAZ10:40 AM, October 23, 2009

    Never mind Geoff - this has given me a panic attack.

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  26. The Mistress10:54 AM, October 23, 2009

    WIL: A H T Z Q R P
    Ok sir, now the fourth line...

    Infomaniac is available in Braille should you have difficulty reading this.

    CYBERPOOF: I bet it smells like it

    Don’t tell me you sniffed it?

    KAZ: Never mind Geoff - this has given me a panic attack.

    Quick! Summon XL with the Vicodin!

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  27. Piggy and Tazzy11:38 AM, October 23, 2009

    Yuk! I wish someone would tell Beast to get his hair cut.

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  28. The Mistress12:00 PM, October 23, 2009

    PIGGY: Yuk! I wish someone would tell Beast to get his hair cut.

    Beast has no interest in personal hygiene.

    One of us is going to have to stage an intervention.

    *looks for ten-foot pole, a pair of tongs and gardening shears*

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  29. FirstNations12:00 PM, October 23, 2009

    (codger)"Hey! Pretend the cavalry is coming over the hill! *doot da doot da doooo!rrrrRRRbbbbt! foooooooo! prooot proot boop meep meep meep woop woop woop!* Oh no! Here comes General Custer! *BOOPBOOP! PBBBBBT! TOOTDAWOOP DATOOT! BBBBBBBBP!* Watch out General Custer, the Indians are attacking! *POOT poot poobbbbbbbtttt frapfrapdefrap wubba wubba toot de toot*

    (codgee)'Y'know, this stopped being funny a long time ago, Granpa.'

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  30. Ginro12:30 PM, October 23, 2009

    The one, the only, the original, Scratch and Sniff.

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  31. Anonymous1:40 PM, October 23, 2009

    ack!ack!

    looks like he's trying to put it on. like a sweater or something.

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  32. awaiting1:55 PM, October 23, 2009

    It looks quite fun and pleasurable. Not that I have had that done to me....nope sure haven't had that done.

    *cough*

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  33. ayeM8y2:01 PM, October 23, 2009

    Mmm...Low Hangers...

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  34. CyberPete9:03 PM, October 23, 2009

    Never!

    The shame!

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  35. The Mistress10:40 PM, October 23, 2009

    NATIONS: (codger)"Hey! Pretend the cavalry is coming over the hill! *doot da doot da doooo!rrrrRRRbbbbt! foooooooo! prooot proot boop meep meep meep woop woop woop!* Oh no! Here comes General Custer! *BOOPBOOP! PBBBBBT! TOOTDAWOOP DATOOT! BBBBBBBBP!* Watch out General Custer, the Indians are attacking! *POOT poot poobbbbbbbtttt frapfrapdefrap wubba wubba toot de toot*
    (codgee)'Y'know, this stopped being funny a long time ago, Granpa.'

    I am praying to Mr. Egyptian Penis Man for your safe return from hiatus.

    GINRO: The one, the only, the original, Scratch and Sniff.

    Soon to be copied by Smell-O-Vision.

    KEVIN: ack!ack!
    looks like he's trying to put it on. like a sweater or something.

    He seems to have got his head stuck in the armhole.

    AWA: It looks quite fun and pleasurable. Not that I have had that done to me....nope sure haven't had that done.
    *cough*

    I see you’ve put down the vodka bottle long enough to leave a comment.

    AYEM8Y: Mmm...Low Hangers...

    Not as low as these.

    CYBERPOOF: Never!
    The shame!

    Oh, you DID.

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