Monday, August 31, 2009

Houseboy-in-Training

Mistress MJ has been called away to oversee a houseboy training session …


(click, click)

Mix, mingle and chatter away until she returns on Tuesday.

29 comments:

  1. Hey, I'm second! I wasn't even playing!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  2. Where in hells are Boxer and XL?

    Third!

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  3. Ginro, I'm sorry, it was the implants that put me off...

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  4. i've given up even trying for 1st. xoxo

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  5. Are you suggesting that misbehaved and badly trained houseboys are stabbed on a pin, soaked in formaldehyde then displayed in a case in some trophy room like rare butterflies?

    I always suspected Mistress was a GIANT surrounded by puny little tiny mere mortal men.

    *Reconsiders growing beanstalk and tosses magic beans into the gutter*

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  6. Shall we chatter about knitting patterns? Or how to crochet a fetching merkin out of poodle fluff?
    Sx

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  7. Oh hai XL and Miss Scarlet!

    I'm completely knackered and just want to curl up in a corner and cry until I die.

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  8. Oh Hai Miss Scarlet & Pete!

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  9. These beautiful women will use a needle to pin the dwarf ... they'll nail him to the ground ...
    Chicago took its toll, Pete?

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  10. Why exactly did I need to 'click, click' on that pic? I could see it perfectly clearly already.

    And it didn't exactly get much bigger once I did click it.

    You need your fucking eyes checked, obviously.

    What a waste of a click. My poor wee mousey is one needless click closer to death now.

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  11. And Will needs to trim that beard in his profile pic.

    Scruffy bastard.

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  12. Hey! I'm not wasted...!

    *looks around blearily, shuffles off*

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  13. FN - re-activate your blog please.

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  14. It wasn't so much Chicago as it's been the 27 hrs without sleep and the actual flights home.

    Now it's time to get something to eat and sleep for 48 hrs

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  15. Oh HAI I'm here. I've been wrangling a new dog, not as hard as a new houseboy, of course.

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  16. Not all new houseboys are hard, Boxer.

    But it's something we can work on.

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  17. And where the fucks, MJ?

    I'm gonna start referring to her as IDV2.

    Slack cunt (which we all knew anyway)

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  18. I concur Mr Piggy , Miss MJ is indeed a lazy baggage .

    ****moons First Nations***

    ( ! )

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  19. That's no moon!

    Jeez! It's the size of Jupiter!

    Oh my gawd! An eclipse!

    Oh look! Uranus!

    et al.

    I'll stop here because Beast isn't worthy of any more of my keyboard energy.

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  20. Reading these comments one could see MJ as a Virgin of Mercy (Schutzmantelmadonna, google it, I am too stupid to link).

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  21. I say we toss the joint!

    ** picks up table and discovers the shoe I lost during the last party**

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  22. Nations, you tease! Where the hell have you been??? Get back here right now, young lady.

    We miss you! *sniffs*

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  23. Clever girls...they know how to use a prick to get a man.

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  24. BITCHES: That's it.

    Remind me to hire a sitter next time I leave my blog alone for the day.

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