Are you suggesting that misbehaved and badly trained houseboys are stabbed on a pin, soaked in formaldehyde then displayed in a case in some trophy room like rare butterflies?
I always suspected Mistress was a GIANT surrounded by puny little tiny mere mortal men.
*Reconsiders growing beanstalk and tosses magic beans into the gutter*
Oh lookee. It is I.
ReplyDeleteHey, I'm second! I wasn't even playing!
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Where in hells are Boxer and XL?
ReplyDeleteThird!
FOURTH!
ReplyDeleteYay me!
Ginro, I'm sorry, it was the implants that put me off...
ReplyDeletei've given up even trying for 1st. xoxo
ReplyDeleteAre you suggesting that misbehaved and badly trained houseboys are stabbed on a pin, soaked in formaldehyde then displayed in a case in some trophy room like rare butterflies?
ReplyDeleteI always suspected Mistress was a GIANT surrounded by puny little tiny mere mortal men.
*Reconsiders growing beanstalk and tosses magic beans into the gutter*
Oh Hai IVD!
ReplyDeleteShall we chatter about knitting patterns? Or how to crochet a fetching merkin out of poodle fluff?
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Oh Hai Mr XL!
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Oh hai XL and Miss Scarlet!
ReplyDeleteI'm completely knackered and just want to curl up in a corner and cry until I die.
Oh Hai Miss Scarlet & Pete!
ReplyDeleteThese beautiful women will use a needle to pin the dwarf ... they'll nail him to the ground ...
ReplyDeleteChicago took its toll, Pete?
Why exactly did I need to 'click, click' on that pic? I could see it perfectly clearly already.
ReplyDeleteAnd it didn't exactly get much bigger once I did click it.
You need your fucking eyes checked, obviously.
What a waste of a click. My poor wee mousey is one needless click closer to death now.
And Will needs to trim that beard in his profile pic.
ReplyDeleteScruffy bastard.
Hey! I'm not wasted...!
ReplyDelete*looks around blearily, shuffles off*
FN - re-activate your blog please.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't so much Chicago as it's been the 27 hrs without sleep and the actual flights home.
ReplyDeleteNow it's time to get something to eat and sleep for 48 hrs
Oh HAI I'm here. I've been wrangling a new dog, not as hard as a new houseboy, of course.
ReplyDeleteOh hai Miss Boxer
ReplyDeleteNot all new houseboys are hard, Boxer.
ReplyDeleteBut it's something we can work on.
And where the fucks, MJ?
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna start referring to her as IDV2.
Slack cunt (which we all knew anyway)
I concur Mr Piggy , Miss MJ is indeed a lazy baggage .
ReplyDelete****moons First Nations***
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That's no moon!
ReplyDeleteJeez! It's the size of Jupiter!
Oh my gawd! An eclipse!
Oh look! Uranus!
et al.
I'll stop here because Beast isn't worthy of any more of my keyboard energy.
Reading these comments one could see MJ as a Virgin of Mercy (Schutzmantelmadonna, google it, I am too stupid to link).
ReplyDeleteI say we toss the joint!
ReplyDelete** picks up table and discovers the shoe I lost during the last party**
Nations, you tease! Where the hell have you been??? Get back here right now, young lady.
ReplyDeleteWe miss you! *sniffs*
Clever girls...they know how to use a prick to get a man.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: That's it.
ReplyDeleteRemind me to hire a sitter next time I leave my blog alone for the day.