Friday, August 07, 2009

Filthy Friday – Crocs Edition

By now, you all know how we feel about Crocs.

So do NOT click on the following photo to enlarge it ...



If only we had followed our own advice.

THUD

Mistress MJ has fainted from shock.
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55 comments:

  1. Jenny10:09 PM, August 06, 2009

    oh dear God. I clicked.

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  2. Jenny10:09 PM, August 06, 2009

    and HAI XL, where are you??

    First on Filthy Friday!!!!!!

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  3. Ponita in Real Life11:02 PM, August 06, 2009

    Second??? Wow. I can't believe it...

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  4. Ponita in Real Life11:03 PM, August 06, 2009

    XL must be out partying or something. Or one of the cats horked up a hairball and he's busy cleaning it up...

    I know I do that on a regular basis.

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  5. Leah11:12 PM, August 06, 2009

    Those crocs are just so darn perky.

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  6. LẌ11:12 PM, August 06, 2009

    Oh Hai Ms Boxer & Ponita! I was throwing up hairballs!

    Is Ms Crocs a carry-over from the recent international contests?

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  7. Ponita in Real Life11:20 PM, August 06, 2009

    Oh Hai XL!

    Eeewwwww! You've got to quit grooming the cats with your tongue... use a comb, for crissake!

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  8. Jenny11:40 PM, August 06, 2009

    OH Hai-lo XL and Ponita. Thre are special creams for that hairball problm.

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  9. Ponita in Real Life11:48 PM, August 06, 2009

    Oh Hai Boxer!

    Yeah, my old cat loves the malt flavoured stuff, while the younger two prefer the fish flavoured goo.

    You know, gross as it sounds, a lot of cats like plain Vaseline... which works like a charm on those stubborn hairballs.

    And to keep with the theme of the post, my cat Pips has her own tiny Crocs (knock-offs) to chew on... apparently they have a very satisfying give to a kitty who likes to chomp on things. (Yeah... I know she's weird...)

    And she doesn't wear any clothing either... but has a mite more body hair. ;-)

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  10. The Mistress11:54 PM, August 06, 2009

    *roused from fainting position by sound of hairballs being horked*

    What the HELL is going on in here?

    *installs signage*

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  11. Jenny12:04 AM, August 07, 2009

    Oh HAI, Ponita. That's a very helpful story because as it is, I have Chihuahuas, short hair, not long, and I've never put clothes on my dogs and that includes CROCS. Although I would let them use one as chew toy.

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  12. The Mistress12:06 AM, August 07, 2009

    Oh for the love of...

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  13. eroswings12:21 AM, August 07, 2009

    Everybody loves a good tan! I hope she checks her watch! Cause it's time to click her heels and go home!

    I hope she used protection. Too much sun can cause wrinkles and skin cancer!

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  14. BEAST1:31 AM, August 07, 2009

    Oh my
    Turqiose crocs and a shaven haven
    The woman is a goddess
    Its singles nite at Cafe C tonight , do you thik she is available ???

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  15. INNER VOICES2:17 AM, August 07, 2009

    imagine the scratch and sniff for this post...

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  16. CyberPete2:35 AM, August 07, 2009

    Truely hideous!

    I put a pox on crocs.

    Lets rid the world of all that is cheap looking plastic shoes with crocodile logos.

    Would gasoline work for you?

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  17. Ginro3:06 AM, August 07, 2009

    I thought Miss Scarlet was younger than that.

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  18. Ginro3:11 AM, August 07, 2009

    And a little bit of good news for you Mistress MJ:

    Sales of Crocs shoes are tumbling

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  19. KAZ3:56 AM, August 07, 2009

    Beast?
    Shaven?
    I wish she'd worn those crocs on that part of her body. At least they would have served a useful purpose.

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  20. Lulu LaBonne4:23 AM, August 07, 2009

    She looks as though she's just out for a nice walk, do you think she'll pop by the butcher's for a couple of chops on her way home?

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  21. Roses4:59 AM, August 07, 2009

    BEAST, I think the turquoise crox blinded you. That isn't a shaven haven.

    Perhaps she coughed up a hairball and something stuck?

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  22. Ms Scarlet5:06 AM, August 07, 2009

    *Slaps Ginro*
    *Slaps Ginro again*
    Sx
    *Bashes Ginro over head with Beaver clog* - they have their uses.

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  23. Roses5:11 AM, August 07, 2009

    Scarlet? Honey?

    You missed a bit.

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  24. savannah5:47 AM, August 07, 2009

    good thing she kept her watch on! xoxo

    (how do y'all find these images, sugar?)

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  25. Ginro6:34 AM, August 07, 2009

    *sigh*
    I guess that's me consigned to the oubliette again. I'll get my cape.
    *sigh*

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  26. The Mistress9:48 AM, August 07, 2009

    EROS: Everybody loves a good tan! I hope she checks her watch! Cause it's time to click her heels and go home!
    I hope she used protection. Too much sun can cause wrinkles and skin cancer!

    Isn’t being nekkid in Crocs is all the “protection” she needs?

    Or at least I thought so until Beast mentioned she might be a hit at Café C Singles Night.

    BEAST: Oh my
    Turqiose crocs and a shaven haven
    The woman is a goddess
    Its singles nite at Cafe C tonight , do you thik she is available ???

    Considering that Mr. Frobisher in frumpy matron drag is the star attraction of any Café C event, then yes, the woman IS a goddess.

    VOICES: imagine the scratch and sniff for this post...

    We’d rather not, thank you just the same.

    *regrets installing scratch ‘n’ sniff feature on blog*

    CYBERPOOF: Truely hideous!
    I put a pox on crocs.
    Lets rid the world of all that is cheap looking plastic shoes with crocodile logos.
    Would gasoline work for you?

    Here is a satisfying video clip of burning Crocs accompanied by Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”

    GINRO: I thought Miss Scarlet was younger than that.

    You’re asking for an overnighter in the oubliette if you carry on this way.

    GINRO: And a little bit of good news for you Mistress MJ:
    Sales of Crocs shoes are tumbling

    Obviously that reporter has never set a Crocked foot on the streets of Canadian cities!

    KAZ: Beast?
    Shaven?
    I wish she'd worn those crocs on that part of her body. At least they would have served a useful purpose.

    Quite right, KAZ.

    They’d make an excellent codpiece, don’t you agree?

    LULU: She looks as though she's just out for a nice walk, do you think she'll pop by the butcher's for a couple of chops on her way home?

    If only Coronation Street’s Master Butcher, Fred Elliot were still alive.

    He’d appreciate a nice leg of mutton.

    ROSES: BEAST, I think the turquoise crox blinded you. That isn't a shaven haven.
    Perhaps she coughed up a hairball and something stuck?

    For a drunk, you are very funny.

    SCARLET: *Slaps Ginro*
    *Slaps Ginro again*
    Sx
    *Bashes Ginro over head with Beaver clog* - they have their uses.

    Look on the bright side, Miss Scarlet.

    At least he didn’t call you a ginger!

    ROSES: Scarlet? Honey?
    You missed a bit.

    For a drunk, you’re also quite observant.

    SAVANNAH: good thing she kept her watch on! xoxo
    (how do y'all find these images, sugar?)

    We have plenty of photos on hand from the profiles sent in to our Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.

    Would you like to become a member?

    GINRO: *sigh*
    I guess that's me consigned to the oubliette again. I'll get my cape.
    *sigh*

    *shows Ginro the trap door*

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  27. CyberPete11:01 AM, August 07, 2009

    Delightful!

    The song not so much

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  28. savannah11:07 AM, August 07, 2009

    uh, no, i think the picture y'all have of us smoking is more than enuff, honey! ;~D xoxox

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  29. The Mistress12:04 PM, August 07, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Delightful!
    The song not so much

    Speaking of songs, when are you going to post about Kylie so we don’t have to look at Madge anymore?

    SAVANNAH: uh, no, i think the picture y'all have of us smoking is more than enuff, honey! ;~D xoxox

    You mean the third photo down?

    That’s Ms. Nations.

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  30. Anonymous12:11 PM, August 07, 2009

    The smell of this post dramatically changed from pet-puke to burning rubber-plastic from the crocs.
    Scarlet has an impressive left hook ...

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  31. The Mistress12:25 PM, August 07, 2009

    MAGO: The smell of this post dramatically changed from pet-puke to burning rubber-plastic from the crocs.
    Scarlet has an impressive left hook ...

    We are pleased you’re enjoying our new Odorama feature.

    Infomaniac ... Now in Smell-O-Vision!

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  32. Anonymous1:30 PM, August 07, 2009

    It stinks in here. Did someone leave an uneaten sandwich lying around?

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  33. The Mistress1:41 PM, August 07, 2009

    RANDOM: That’s not an uneaten sandwich.

    It’s cake.

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  34. Roses2:15 PM, August 07, 2009

    Compliments from Mistress MJ!

    *pours another large one in celebration*

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  35. CyberPete2:17 PM, August 07, 2009

    I'll probably do it later tonight.

    I'm freaking out at the moment

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  36. The Mistress2:22 PM, August 07, 2009

    ROSES: Compliments from Mistress MJ!
    *pours another large one in celebration*

    See our comment to CyberPoof, below.

    CYBERPOOF: I'll probably do it later tonight.
    I'm freaking out at the moment

    You need a drink to relax.

    Roses has dropped by in a timely fashion and she certainly doesn’t need another drink.

    Take that bottle away from her and enjoy.

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  37. CyberPete2:26 PM, August 07, 2009

    I'll open a bottle of champagne.

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  38. Roses2:27 PM, August 07, 2009

    No worries. Cyberpete is very welcome to this bottle, especially if he'll replace it with a full one.

    Besides, only desperately sad people drink on their own.

    Oh yeah...

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  39. Roses2:28 PM, August 07, 2009

    Not a huge fan of champagne, but to refuse would be churlish.

    Cheers!

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  40. CyberPete3:14 PM, August 07, 2009

    Cheers darling!

    I've gor a nice Italian red wine too if that works better for you

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  41. Ginro4:41 PM, August 07, 2009

    *voice echoes eerily up from the oubliette*

    Is she really a ginger then? And there's a joke about beaver clogs in there somewhere but my head is still throbbing too much to think of it.

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  42. Roses5:08 PM, August 07, 2009

    Cyberpete you star, I'd love to try some of your Italian red.

    Bottoms up! (Okay, so that's wishful thinking on my part)

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  43. CyberPete5:33 PM, August 07, 2009

    Heh, I wish I had someone to go bottoms up with tonight.

    I suppose a glass of wine will have to do.

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  44. Mitzi 5:36 PM, August 07, 2009

    I also clicked for the bigger picture. Eurgh and double eurgh! When are people going to learn that crocs are just not stylish, it must be like walking about with a couple of rubber bath mats attached to your feet and the brown ones look like Cornish pasties. She could benefit from the use of a merkin in natural grey for the women with less down there than she use to have.

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  45. CyberPete6:10 PM, August 07, 2009

    There MJ, I've updated so now the first thing you see isn't vadg... I mean Madge. Sorry.

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  46. mrpeenee6:27 PM, August 07, 2009

    When you're in hell because of posting this picture, don't come looking to me for ice cubes.

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  47. jason10:09 PM, August 07, 2009

    just too many holes in 'em.
    both.

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  48. The Mistress12:31 AM, August 08, 2009

    ROSES & CYBERPOOF: Aren’t there a couple of bar stools somewhere with your names on them?

    Go there now.

    Oh, and CyberPoof? I’ll be ‘round on Sunday to read your Kylie post.

    GINRO: *voice echoes eerily up from the oubliette*
    Is she really a ginger then? And there's a joke about beaver clogs in there somewhere but my head is still throbbing too much to think of it.

    *installs soundproofing*

    MITZI: I also clicked for the bigger picture. Eurgh and double eurgh! When are people going to learn that crocs are just not stylish, it must be like walking about with a couple of rubber bath mats attached to your feet and the brown ones look like Cornish pasties. She could benefit from the use of a merkin in natural grey for the women with less down there than she use to have.

    Don’t put the barf bucket away yet, dear.

    Take a peek at our Snuggs post for further fashion offences.

    MR. PEENEE: When you're in hell because of posting this picture, don't come looking to me for ice cubes.

    Fine. But I covet your Haltson halter top sequin mini skirt.

    Any chance of snatching that away from you on my way to Hell?

    JASON: just too many holes in 'em.
    both.

    This is a first for you … complaining about too many orifices.

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  49. CyberPete12:48 AM, August 08, 2009

    Sunday?

    That's a bit late dear, go now

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  50. Heff11:34 AM, August 08, 2009

    Holy Hell ! How did I miss this post, and WHY did I come back to it ?

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  51. The Mistress12:47 PM, August 08, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: I've been and gone.

    HEFF: Try to keep up.

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  52. Donna Lethal11:44 PM, August 09, 2009

    Oh dear, why did I look?! MY EYES!

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  53. The Mistress12:59 AM, August 10, 2009

    MS. LETHAL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Fear not for your eyesight.

    Infomaniac is available in a Braille edition.

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  54. ayeM8y7:42 PM, August 11, 2009

    I like to encourage people to wear CROCS as they have been known to spontaneously burst into flames.

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  55. The Mistress10:16 PM, August 11, 2009

    AYEM8Y: I like to encourage people to wear CROCS as they have been known to spontaneously burst into flames.

    We love a good southern BBQ!

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