Thursday, July 30, 2009
Winner of the Guess the Americans Competition
Infomaniac is pleased to announce the winner of the “Guess the Americans” Competition but before we do, let’s have a look at the correct answers …
#1: HOWARD STERN
The highest-paid radio personality in the United States, the most censored and the most fined, Howard Stern hosts the Howard Stern Show on Sirius Satellite Radio.
Stern proclaimed himself the “King of all Media” as a result of his success not only in radio but in print, TV and movies.
Best Wrong Answers
Kapitano: “Pastor Ted Haggard"
Almost everyone else: “Jesus” or “Cher”
#2: KATHY GRIFFIN
Kathy's a stand-up comedienne, über fag hag (yay!) and self-proclaimed "D-list celebrity."
Best Wrong Answer
Mr. Frobisher: “Linda Evans”
#3: CARROT TOP
Nasty-looking ginger comedian performing on the Vegas circuit.
Best Wrong Answers
Geoff: “Geri Halliwell”
Mitzi: “Nikka Costa”
Mr. Frobisher: “A hideous dragon”
#4: BOB BARKER
Game show host, best known for hosting The Price is Right for 35 years. Barker retired in 2007 and devotes his time to animal rights.
Best Wrong Answers
Manuel: “Justin Timberlake (without the makeup etc)”
Mr. Frobisher: “Someone with false teeth”
#5: AL ROKER
Weatherman to the nation.
And musician Lenny Kravitz’s’ cousin.
Best Wrong Answers
Geoff: “Spike Lee”
Mitzi: “Uncle Ben”
#6: ANDERSON COOPER
CNN television news anchor/reporter and son of Gloria Vanderbilt.
Best Wrong Answers
Geoff: “Mulder or Scully”
Manuel: “Dunno - but I don't trust him...looks shifty......too smooth”
IVD: “Ooooh, that politician I really fancy! Just look at him. RAWR!”
Maxi Cane: “A store mannequin”
Mr. Frobisher: “Someone from Star Trek”
#7: PAULA DEEN
Food network host and restaurateur, one of Paula’s signature dishes is Hoecakes.
Best Wrong Answers
Geoff: “Shirley Temple”
Kapitano: “Wallace Simpson”
Mitzi: “The fat one from Cagney and Lacey.”
IVD: “A small, but incredibly vivacious planet.”
Maxi Cane: “Yer ma”
Mr. Frobisher: “Elizabeth Taylor”
#8: LARRY KING
Host of CNN’s longest-running interview program, “Larry King Live.”
Married eight times.
Best Wrong Answers
IVD: “C. Montgomery Burns (Homer’s withering in his glare just out of sight)."
Mr. Frobisher: “Jay Leno”
#9: BEN STEIN
Actor/writer/game show host/political commentator/former speechwriter for Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.
Known for his monotonous voice.
Appeared as the Economics teacher in the 1986 comedy film Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Best Wrong Answers
Geoff: “Gerald Kaufman”
Mitzi: “kiddie fiddler”
Manuel: “Dunno - some tv doctor chap”
Scarlet: “An American celebrity Doctor.”
Mr. Frobisher: “Walt Disney”
Best Correct Answer
Maxi Cane: “the actor from Ferris Beuller "Beuller, Beuller, anyone? Beuller"”
#10: SARAH SILVERMAN
Comedienne, actress and host of The Sarah Silverman Program.
Best Wrong Answer
Mr. Frobisher: “The spanish one from Desperate Housewives”
Best Correct Answers Written in Desperation
IVD: “Sarah Silverman! Please let it be her as she’s the only one I have any clue about.”
Maxi Cane: “Sarah Silverman (I want to be that toilet seat)”
Before we proceed to the announcement of the winner, let’s have a look at some of your submissions, shall we?
It seems that our KAZ got a little carried away when she saw the photo of the fella in the Stars and Stripes thong at the top of the page. This was her response to the entire quiz …
KAZ: “The top one is Mean Dirty Pirate. Otherwise I haven't a clue.”
Yorkshire’s favourite poofs, Piggy and Tazzy didn’t fare much better…
PIGGY: “I don't know who the fuck any of them are, but they all look like cunts. Especially number 6, who gives me the creeps. I suspect one of them is Larry King who appears to be having problems with his back-brace.”
Note to Piggy: Larry King, Piggy? Correct answer for #8! You’re one up on KAZ.
And then there was Kapitano. Dear sweet Kapi didn’t know a single correct answer but made up for it by emailing me a photo of a man with an enormous erection.
And now… drum roll please…
THE WINNER OF THE “GUESS THE AMERICANS” COMPETITION IS:
MANUEL from Belfast, Northern Ireland!
CONGRATULATIONS, MANUEL! You scored a whopping 6/10 correct answers. The photos that stumped you were numbers 4, 6, 7 and 9.
Thanks to all you residents of the UK and Ireland who participated in the Guess the Americans Competition.
See you back here on Friday for another exciting contest! One that EVERYONE can enter! (except Canadians).
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Yay first bitches!
ReplyDeleteOh and congrats to Manuel!
ReplyDelete(I could have done better though)
Oh oh second and third too bitches!
ReplyDeleteAnd fourth!
ReplyDeleteThis is bizarre!
then I'm really second. Cyber Pete you are a Cyber Piggy tonight!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Manuel.
Congrats to Manuel , the next competition must be famous canadians (The answer to every question just has to be Celine Dion)
ReplyDeleteHah! Boxer, I'm no piggy only Piggy can be piggy.
ReplyDeleteI could be cyberslut though?
Re the compo for everyone (except canadiens): the answer's on a postcard
ReplyDeleteSTrange people indeed. But all with healthy teeth.
ReplyDeleteAnd number 9 is Madoff!
What do you mean except Canadians?
ReplyDeleteWhen will this madness end?
Look MJ technically I was "made" in the USA so brace yourself for some unlawful re-entry because I am hellbent on hoppin' borders and crossin' boundaries.
Yeah! How come WE can't get in on any of these contests!?!?!
ReplyDeleteThat just ain't fair....
*stomps off huffily*
HEY !!
ReplyDeleteCut out the brits and americans for the third one please - give the rest of us a chance god dammit..... son of a bitch...... jesus christ on the cross............ mary and joseph.......... peter paul and the apostles.
Where's the Booby prize - there's always a booby prize.
ReplyDeletecongrats, manuel! xoxox
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Manuel!
ReplyDeleteI would've guessed Tiny Tim for the first one...when he's not tiptoeing thru the tuplips with Elvis.
Ha! Thanks to IDV, now when I see Larry King, I shall think of him as Mr Burns! And the planet Paula Deen is rich with butter.
*sulks*
ReplyDeleteI was so close with Paula...
Congrats Manuel... whatever...
Sx
me? oh my......i am overwhelmed with emotion......must lie down......
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Manuel. The best things come to those who Wait.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
I didn't recognise Ben Stein out of his short trousers.
Mistress, brilliant selections for this competition.
ReplyDeletewell done Manuel.
ReplyDeleteAm i missing out? i only recognised one of those mugs.
If Manuel loves America that much he should go and live there :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats Manuel!
ReplyDeleteIsn't Carrot Top gruesome?
My favorite funny answer had to be IVD describing Paula Deen as a "small but incredibly vivacious planet." OMG I laughed out loud.
@Carnalis: trust me, you're not missing out.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Satanic cramps from hell, a headache and work prevent us from commenting today but we’d like to thank all those who participated and everyone who’s dropped by to comment.
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats once again to our favourite fatty fat ass, Belfast’s finest waiter, Manuel.
Montgomery Burns, LMAO !!!
ReplyDeletewow what an intricate post
ReplyDeleteI didn't know who any of those people were...in either competition. Wait! Who am I??? Where am I??? What the hell is going on???
ReplyDeleteThey're all CELINE THINGY!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSx