When we were updating our birthday list back in May, Jason had this request regarding his birthday …
No need for cake...thank you....just let me lick the beaters.
As you wish, Jason. But you’re going to get icing all over your face …
Reminder to our American Bitches: Come back on Saturday and /or Sunday when the first of our three competitions begins!
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I'm not sure if this is the day I want to be first.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, what am I saying.
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that's just disgusting.
:-)
Dribble glass?
ReplyDeleteHe may not have wanted a cake but he sure blew out the candle!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Jason!
I'm sure MJ is sending MDP over for a private performance!
i was thisclose to not checking in...
ReplyDeletexoxox
Why oh why!
ReplyDeleteMental note: stop visiting MJ and visit Yummy if the day more frequently
oh and happy birthday dude!
I’m on my way to New Orleans as soon as I hitch a ride as part of Mistress’s Topless Telegram Service. I’m not sure that’s what he had in mind but it’ll have to do.
ReplyDelete*Attaches tassels to nipples and practices swinging while whistling Happy Birthday to Jason*
Happy Birthday Jason !
ReplyDeleteErm... yep, Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteWhat is Pete mumbling about?
Sx
Wheeee!!!!
ReplyDeleteI now feel like vomiting. Just glad I wasn't eating my breakfast when I first saw that, and think I shall give this site a miss for the next day or two until that pic has dropped down the page, lol.
ReplyDeleteThat's fucking disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI never fail to be surprised at the glimpses of depravity I find here.
And the dirty cunt in the pic - he looks like a slightly older version of IDV, don't you think?
Or is it Mr MJ doing his party trick with his own sago?
Yum, jowls. Humble thanks, Mistress, you certainly know what I like.
ReplyDeletep.s. I thought this was a remarkably restrained and tasteful Filthy Friday, by the way.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad to experience nausea on someone's Birthday.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: I'm not sure if this is the day I want to be first.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, what am I saying.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that's just disgusting.
At least there’s no butt crack this time!
XL: Dribble glass?
It would help if he put his teeth in.
EROS: He may not have wanted a cake but he sure blew out the candle!
Happy Birthday, Jason!
I'm sure MJ is sending MDP over for a private performance!
Sure enough, (see comment from Ayem8y) Mean Dirty Pirate IS on his way!
SAVANNAH: i was thisclose to not checking in...
Aren’t you glad you weren’t first, for once?
CYBERPOOF: Why oh why!
Mental note: stop visiting MJ and visit Yummy if the day more frequently
oh and happy birthday dude!
See comment to Miss Scarlet.
AYEM8Y: I’m on my way to New Orleans as soon as I hitch a ride as part of Mistress’s Topless Telegram Service. I’m not sure that’s what he had in mind but it’ll have to do.
*Attaches tassels to nipples and practices swinging while whistling Happy Birthday to Jason*
You’ll be disappointed if you go to New Orleans as I believe Jason has left town for a couple of days.
Apparently he had “work” to do. Uh huh.
Speaking of work, work those tassels, girl!
BEAST: Happy Birthday Jason !
Aren’t you pleased that no one is flashing their bits all over the place today?
SCARLET: Erm... yep, Happy Birthday!
What is Pete mumbling about?
Something lost in translation from the Danish, no doubt.
THOMBEAU: Wheeee!!!!
We love it when your happy pills kick in.
Wait ‘til it’s your birthday!
GINRO: I now feel like vomiting. Just glad I wasn't eating my breakfast when I first saw that, and think I shall give this site a miss for the next day or two until that pic has dropped down the page, lol.
It’s been a long time since you visited here on a regular basis (let us know when your blog is back up and running, by the way) so you probably forget how Mistress MJ feels about leaving bodily fluids on her blog.
Please refrain from vomiting here whenever possible.
PIGGY: That's fucking disgusting.
I never fail to be surprised at the glimpses of depravity I find here.
And the dirty cunt in the pic - he looks like a slightly older version of IDV, don't you think?
Or is it Mr MJ doing his party trick with his own sago?
Yes, he DOES look like an older IVD.
Speaking of which…
Don’t we have a younger version of IVD we planned to post here?
LEAH: Yum, jowls. Humble thanks, Mistress, you certainly know what I like.
We tried to find a similar photo of Alan Rickman but failed.
p.s. I thought this was a remarkably restrained and tasteful Filthy Friday, by the way.
Agreed. For instance, we didn’t show any distasteful nudity.
HEFF: It's sad to experience nausea on someone's Birthday.
As we said to Ginro, just don’t vomit.
Thanking you in advance.
of or if - what's the difference.
ReplyDeletebah humbug!
The last thing that I want to see is some dude with Rabies..
ReplyDeleteyuck!
"Snotch is running down his nose
ReplyDeletegreasy fingers wearing shabby cloths ..."
People invented Tempo. Tzz ...
Whats the big deal it always happens to me when I fall asleep?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: of or if - what's the difference.
ReplyDeletebah humbug!
Huffy Danish poofter.
DONN: The last thing that I want to see is some dude with Rabies..
yuck!
Or scabies!
MAGO: "Snotch is running down his nose
greasy fingers wearing shabby cloths ..."
People invented Tempo. Tzz ...
Looks like he’s spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
KNUDSEN: Whats the big deal it always happens to me when I fall asleep?
So THAT’S what’s on your pillow!
Oh Bugger
ReplyDeleteGINRO: Your blog is protecting itself from me.
ReplyDeleteI can't get in.
I forgot to change the privacy settings, but it should be ok now.
ReplyDeleteI'm late, I'm late...I know. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI like cake better than frosting, but milk is always good.
JASON: You're too late.
ReplyDeleteThe cake has been stuffed down our pieholes!