Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Overnight SINsation

An overnight sinsation, The Infomaniac All Girl Revue began a downward spiral into booze, sex and drugs. Not to mention trashing hotel rooms.

They’ve cleaned up their image and are ready to take their new act on the road…


“That was some fucked up shit we went through. Totally self-destructive. We didn’t want to live fast and die young even though it would have meant
good looking corpses. Something had to give.”

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So of course The Infomaniac All Girl Revue will need a new playlist!

Suggestions?

50 comments:

  1. dammitdammitdammit..how does he do that??? xoxoxo

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  2. XL: Dominique




    Mistress MJ knows all the words…en français!

    Then, of course, there was the disco version.





    SAVANNAH: amazing grace




    The only Amazing Grace we are familiar with is Grace Jones!

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  3. BOXER: "One Toke Over the Line"?




    Sweet Jesus.

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  4. THIS is going to be fun. it'll take a couple of days, but you know i'm going to make it worth it!! Whoo!

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  5. The Sodom and Gomorrah Show by The Pet Shop Boys or perhaps Bitch by Meredith Brooks?

    They need a shoe upgrade. Something sparkly with a 5 inch heel. It will go great with the habits,

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  6. KEVIN: THIS is going to be fun. it'll take a couple of days, but you know i'm going to make it worth it!! Whoo!




    A couple of days?

    The clock is ticking, Shirl!

    *inserts theme music from Jeopardy*





    PETRA / CYBERPOOF: The Sodom and Gomorrah Show by The Pet Shop Boys or perhaps Bitch by Meredith Brooks?
    They need a shoe upgrade. Something sparkly with a 5 inch heel. It will go great with the habits,





    Lacroix, sweetie?

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  7. I checked this time
    Its there
    at least for now

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  8. The Only Way is Up
    You're the Devil in Disguise
    Houses of the Holy
    Stairway to Heaven
    I feel Good (dadadadadadada!)

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  9. The Sisters of Mercy

    By big nosed Canuck poutine scoffer laughing Len Cohen.

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  10. "...Something had to give..."

    And apparently, they've given themselves over to Jesus!

    It's the Behind the Music story! And when they're not down on their knees fingering their beads, they're touring on the retro circuit! The new playlist:

    1. I will follow Him

    2. Higher Love

    3. Hard Habit to Break

    4. We are Family

    5. Sisters are doing it for themselves.

    6. Love to Love you Baby

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  11. Featuring their new album "Leather nun make me cum" with hitshitshits ... "Sister Act", "Son of a Preacher Man", "The Iron Cross" and all Steely Dan ...

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  12. "Mistress MJ knows all the words…en français!"

    The Mistress is fluent? As in "could pass for a Québécoise?"

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  13. BEAST: Jesus Wept !
    or Bad Habits





    Surely no habit could be worse than your habit of inserting fruit up your back passage.






    KAZ: The Only Way is Up
    You're the Devil in Disguise
    Houses of the Holy
    Stairway to Heaven
    I feel Good (dadadadadadada!)





    It is a point of interest that the music of Led Zeppelin fits both their old bad girl image and this new cleaned-up version.






    KNUDSEN: Nun is the loneliest number.




    They’ll never be lonely with Old Knudsen kneeling at the hem of their garments.





    GARFY: The Sisters of Mercy
    By big nosed Canuck poutine scoffer laughing Len Cohen.





    You are using this as yet another opportunity to berate and besmirch the fine character of the Canadian people.

    Do we come to YOUR blog to titter at the TEACAKE?

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  14. EROS: "...Something had to give..."
    And apparently, they've given themselves over to Jesus!
    It's the Behind the Music story! And when they're not down on their knees fingering their beads, they're touring on the retro circuit! The new playlist:

    1. I will follow Him
    2. Higher Love
    3. Hard Habit to Break
    4. We are Family
    5. Sisters are doing it for themselves.
    6. Love to Love you Baby





    Is it divine inspiration that leads you to create such chart toppers?





    SCARLET: The Whimple Takes it All.




    ABBA, as performed in the abbey.





    MAGO: Featuring their new album "Leather nun make me cum" with hitshitshits ... "Sister Act", "Son of a Preacher Man", "The Iron Cross" and all Steely Dan ...




    Are you familiar with the story behind how Steely Dan got their name?





    XL: The Mistress is fluent? As in "could pass for a Québécoise?"




    Mistress MJ speaks the language of love.

    Make of that what you will.

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  15. Yes. That's why it's here.
    Will you invite me for lunch?

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  16. Anything off the album "We Sold Our Souls For Rock And Roll".

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  17. MAGO: Yes. That's why it's here.
    Will you invite me for lunch?





    Be careful or you’ll be dessert.






    HEFF: Anything off the album "We Sold Our Souls For Rock And Roll".




    Is this another thinly-veiled attempt to promote Butlik’s cover of “Fairies Wear Boots”?

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  18. BOXER: "Having my Baby"




    You are officially banished from this blog for suggesting that abomination.

    You must quickly think of a way to appease Mistress MJ.

    Go. And do not mention Paul Anka ever again.

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  19. "Sympathy for the Devel" by the Rolling Stones

    "If you don't want to fuck me, fuck off" by Wayne County and the Electric Chairs

    I'll be back with more!

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  20. FROBI: "Sympathy for the Devel" by the Rolling Stones
    "If you don't want to fuck me, fuck off" by Wayne County and the Electric Chairs
    I'll be back with more!
    or even "Devil"





    Come back here you wig-wearing bastard!

    Where have you been for the past umpteen months?

    Like I have to ask!...

    Obviously shagging your brains out at Café C Singles Nite, for starters!

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  21. "Heroes"
    "Old junkies never get fat"
    "Fat Matress" (HA!)
    Mexican folk songs (something 'bout a Pilz)
    Willy Ether and the Roborovskis with "Itch in the vein" ... what a gig ...

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  22. Lacroix indeed MJ.

    We love Lacroix

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  23. Add three more to the playlist:

    1. Sister Christian

    2. Proud Mary

    3. Secret Lovers

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  24. Like A Prayer

    Like A Virgin

    I can see the videos now.

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  25. I'm Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down.

    Mean-spirited bitches.

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  26. Thank 'eavens For Little Girls.

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  27. MAGO: "Heroes"
    "Old junkies never get fat"
    "Fat Matress" (HA!)
    Mexican folk songs (something 'bout a Pilz)
    Willy Ether and the Roborovskis with "Itch in the vein" ... what a gig ...





    You’re right. I’ve never seen a fat old junkie.

    Are you playing these songs now on air guitar?






    PETRA: Lacroix indeed MJ.
    We love Lacroix





    And is it any coincidence that Lacroix is French for “The Cross”?






    GEOFF: Add three more to the playlist:

    1. Sister Christian
    2. Proud Mary
    3. Secret Lovers






    Like A Prayer
    Like A Virgin
    I can see the videos now.






    I'm Gonna Tear Your Playhouse Down.
    Mean-spirited bitches.






    Thank 'eavens For Little Girls.




    Geoff, if this is your way of saying you want the job of Infomaniac All Girl Revue Tour Manager, you can stop right now.

    You're hired.

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  28. O la la!

    And those habit wearing bitches support Lacroix rouge - with diamante details

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  29. **delivers case of vodka, bows and runs away**

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  30. CYBERPOOF: O la la!
    And those habit wearing bitches support Lacroix rouge - with diamante details





    So what’s it going to be?

    CyberPete?

    Or Petra?

    Make up your damned mind.

    Sheesh…women!






    BOXER: **delivers case of vodka, bows and runs away**




    Welcome back to Infomaniac.

    We shall never speak of Paul Anka again.

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  31. D'you know what, I'm not entirely sure.

    Give it time

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  32. did anyone suggest "we all live in a yellow submarine"?

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  33. *snickering*

    how about neil sedaka?

    calendar girl
    run samson run
    next door to an angel

    xoxox

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  34. CYBERPOOF / PETRA: D'you know what, I'm not entirely sure.

    Give it time





    I thought (according to your latest post) that you were all grown up now and could make decisions.





    VOICES: did anyone suggest "we all live in a yellow submarine"?




    The band doesn’t wish to give ammunition to the Blue Meanies.






    SAVANNAH: *snickering*
    how about neil sedaka?
    calendar girl
    run samson run
    next door to an angel





    You forgot “Little Devil”!

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  35. FirstNations (on hiatus)8:13 PM, June 10, 2009

    "Let The Sun Shine In"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpab0a3W4Ec

    "Gonna Find A Rainbow"
    http://www.amazon.com/Gonna-Find-A-Rainbow/dp/B000W21EH4

    "Go Away, Little Girl"
    http://www.amazon.com/Donny-Osmond-Greatest-Hits/dp/B000000D23

    "I Think I Love You"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl6yXBnLYYM

    Now come on people. These girls have reformed! They've changed their ways! Nothing but smut, smut smut all damn day long, thats all thats on your dirty little minds. May God forgive you. Sheesh.

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  36. NATIONS: Ack!

    You made me click on Donny Osmond AND the Partridge Family!

    You can stay on hiatus for all I care!

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  37. so... "billie jean is not my lover" didnt make the cut then?!?!?!

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  38. "Fat matress" is actually a group. They should perform a guitar-cross to honour Blue Oyster Cult.

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  39. VOICES: Are we supposed to take your "strong advice" and "just remember to always think twice" about that?


    MAGO: I "fear the reaper" may knock that idea on the head.

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  40. JASON: Gimme some Dusty Springfield!

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