Today, Beast invites all of you 'round to his house for a garden party.
Make new friends!...
Help Beast water the garden…
Relax and catch a few rays!...
Stay late to catch Beast's Glove Puppet Rhododendron Theatre Show.
Enjoy Beast’s tropical paradise in lovely Bournemouth, England!
1st!
ReplyDeleteWhere are the banana trees?
DAMNIT MJ !!!
ReplyDeleteHave you got your dad in on this now? - Or are these just mates of Old Knudsen's?
ReplyDeleteThese white socks DO spoil everything ...
ReplyDeleteoh, that is just wrong, sugar! xoxox
ReplyDeleteim ready for the titty wednesday program....
ReplyDeleteSee !
ReplyDeleteThe Canadians are at it again !
My theory is proved correct
BITCHES: Chit chat and mingle and help yourselves to the hors d'oeuvres.
ReplyDeleteMistress MJ has cramps.
Beast, you are NOT being a good host. Get back here!
Bugger.
Oh what a lovely party and it’s all about making new friends. I think I overdressed for the occasion.
ReplyDeleteI think I might give it a miss. The last thing I need is to be surprised by Beast looming up from beneath his massive bush.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I that fella in the second pic is all right, looks like he might have fallen ill. So nice of that other chap to lend him a hand, or a penis, whichever way.
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It must be nice to have some privacy with all of those plants.He shouldn't pee on the plants, it could kill them.
ReplyDeleteI dread to think where he's put his cacti...
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BITCHES: You bastards. Can’t any of you fetch me a nice hot cup of tea and fluff my pillows?
ReplyDeleteI’m in pain here, you know!
Note to IVD who said: I think I might give it a miss. The last thing I need is to be surprised by Beast looming up from beneath his massive bush.
You might want to rethink giving it a miss when we point out that Mean Dirty Pirate (aka AYEM8Y) is here and he’s brought his arse with him.
Seems you missed it the first time when you were busy fiddling with your wireless router or whatever it is you’re getting up to nowadays.
[rushes in to fluff The Mistress' pillows, rushes out]
ReplyDeleteI see Beast is hard at work ploughing the mud.
ReplyDeleteI always wondered if that was really beast in the banana photo.
ReplyDeleteNow I know.
I could read you some Grimm tales ...
ReplyDeleteOh! Oh! I'll bring the Vienna sausages!
ReplyDelete*accepts bedtime story offer and fluffy pillows*
ReplyDeleteThe rest of you are on your own as obviously our host is not coming back.
Where do you think Beast could be?
Humf. Well, he's ignoring me too. Probably starching his M&S petticoat. *Storms out in a huff of scarlet*
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I HAVE BEEN WORKING!
ReplyDeleteobviously an alien concept to you lot
Harumph
bwahahahaha to Heff's reaction. When is the dude going to learn?
ReplyDelete**hands MJ my half empty bottle of vodka and runs out for more**
I was talking to Humf actually, Mr Beastie. I think I made that clear.
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What about Andersens "Kleine Seejungfrau"?
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A very nice variation of the Undine-theme.
"Weit hinaus im Meer ist das Wasser so blau, wie die Blätter der schönsten Kornblume, und so klar, wie das reinste Glas, aber es ist sehr tief, tiefer als irgend ein Ankertau reicht; viele Kirchtürme müßten auf einander gestellt werden, um vom Boden bis über das Wasser zu reichen."
*waters mjs plants while she is ill*
ReplyDeleteB ITCHES: Our host Beast seems to think that work is a foreign concept to us.
ReplyDeleteWell I will have you know I have just completed several hours work AND I did it with a smile on my face even though I have SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL!
Mago, das ist gut. Just read to me at once in a language I don’t understand.
Now everyone bugger off.
This was the WORST PARTY EVER.