OMG! Look at that dreadful green carpet! scraps from the mini-putt?
now...
this picture gives me hope. hope that I too, can one day be 73 years old and smokin' on some 30 year old pole. you know, as long as my pension cheque comes in on time.
KEVIN: *gasp* OMG! Look at that dreadful green carpet! scraps from the mini-putt? now... this picture gives me hope. hope that I too, can one day be 73 years old and smokin' on some 30 year old pole. you know, as long as my pension cheque comes in on time.
Carpet? Or astro turf?
Are you hoping to live off the Canada Pension Plan?
*keels over in hysterics*
LEAH: Now even I must admit. That is filthy. Oh my god I just saw the "nom nom nom." *Falls over with laughter. Or maybe just from xanax and iced cranberry vodka.*
Thankfully there’s something you can grip to break your fall on your way down.
CYBERPOOF: Well at least we that the young fella is just visiting. I hope he leaves with cash.
Is that how YOU usually operate?
DAMIEN: You know that kid is gonna be picking off polydent for the next week.
We’ve been told it’s more stimulating if you remove your dentures and give the chap a good gumming.
This closely resembles necrophilia, although it's my understanding that the necro-perv usually fucks the corpse; how this resourceful young man actually got a waxy-skinned cadaver to fellate him is one for Ripley.
pshaw on his so-called deepthroating technique which has the brain of a duck you know. lets see him with a snootful of SHANE DIESEL'S ball-fro; then maybe I'll care. *tosses head disdainfully*
ROSES: I hope he doesn't talk with his mouth full!
The “nom nom nom” was all he could manage.
BamaTRANNY: ManJ - shithead.
Likewise, I’m sure.
ROSES: PS. Didn't need to click the pics, seemed quite 'enlarged' enough.
Some folk enjoy the extra large thrill.
We here at Infomaniac like to give you the option.
HEFF: Oh, look. There's corn in my upchuck.
That’s what comes from eating at Bellini’s.
CYBERPOOF: Absolutely unless its my crush from work. Je gets it for freeerer Weeeeerre And he is my age! No an old fart! Lalalalaaaaaa Where are youuuuuuuiiii?
Do tell.
And what are you doing up at 4 in the morning Denmark time?
Oh, I see.
Drinking your face off.
Lush.
TJB: This closely resembles necrophilia, although it's my understanding that the necro-perv usually fucks the corpse; how this resourceful young man actually got a waxy-skinned cadaver to fellate him is one for Ripley.
He’s still got some life left in him…
Believe it or not!
NATIONS: LEATHER daddies, MJ. not 'LEATHERY'. pshaw on his so-called deepthroating technique which has the brain of a duck you know. lets see him with a snootful of SHANE DIESEL'S ball-fro; then maybe I'll care. *tosses head disdainfully*
Says she who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
I posted a LEATHER DADDY especially for you in Monday’s post… scroll down to see him in his bedroom slippers.
But you’ve been too tied up in your hiatus to read my carefully thought-out posts.
uh. 1st.
ReplyDeletedammit, xl
ReplyDeleteby a minute, too.
ReplyDeleteI gotta look at THAT and I'm not even first.
ReplyDeletepfffftt.
excuse me, where are my manners?
ReplyDeleteHappy Filthy Friday!
Aha! That explains the stains on his shoulders.
ReplyDelete*gasp*
ReplyDeleteOMG! Look at that dreadful green carpet! scraps from the mini-putt?
now...
this picture gives me hope. hope that I too, can one day be 73 years old and smokin' on some 30 year old pole. you know, as long as my pension cheque comes in on time.
Now even I must admit. That is filthy.
ReplyDeleteOh my god I just saw the "nom nom nom."
ReplyDelete*Falls over with laughter. Or maybe just from xanax and iced cranberry vodka.*
Well at least we that the young fella is just visiting.
ReplyDeleteI hope he leaves with cash.
You know that kid is gonna be picking off polydent for the next week.
ReplyDeleteXL: uh. 1st.
ReplyDeleteHe who hesitates…
We’re sure there’s a proverb in there somewhere.
SAVANNAH: dammit, xl
by a minute, too.
And a proverb for you too though we’ll be damned if we know what it is.
BOXER: I gotta look at THAT and I'm not even first.
pfffftt.
excuse me, where are my manners?
Happy Filthy Friday!
Not a word out of you until you’ve finished polishing the silver.
Or is it Old Knudsen’s knob you’re polishing?
One can never be certain where you two are concerned.
EROS: Aha! That explains the stains on his shoulders.
Funny place for yogurt stains, isn’t it?
KEVIN: *gasp*
ReplyDeleteOMG! Look at that dreadful green carpet! scraps from the mini-putt?
now...
this picture gives me hope. hope that I too, can one day be 73 years old and smokin' on some 30 year old pole. you know, as long as my pension cheque comes in on time.
Carpet? Or astro turf?
Are you hoping to live off the Canada Pension Plan?
*keels over in hysterics*
LEAH: Now even I must admit. That is filthy.
Oh my god I just saw the "nom nom nom."
*Falls over with laughter. Or maybe just from xanax and iced cranberry vodka.*
Thankfully there’s something you can grip to break your fall on your way down.
CYBERPOOF: Well at least we that the young fella is just visiting.
I hope he leaves with cash.
Is that how YOU usually operate?
DAMIEN: You know that kid is gonna be picking off polydent for the next week.
We’ve been told it’s more stimulating if you remove your dentures and give the chap a good gumming.
Nice deep throat technique.
ReplyDelete*Ponders removal of teeth*
Yep.. he's having his cavity filled...
ReplyDeleteSx
AYEM8Y: Nice deep throat technique.
ReplyDelete*Ponders removal of teeth*
Think about it. Do you really need your teeth?
Most of your diet consists of liquids anyway!
There are plenty of vitamins in fruity cocktails and Guinness is chock full of minerals.
SCARLET: Yep.. he's having his cavity filled...
Not everything is a scene from “Carry On Dentist,” you know.
I hope he doesn't talk with his mouth full!
ReplyDeleteManJ - shithead.
ReplyDeletePS. Didn't need to click the pics, seemed quite 'enlarged' enough.
ReplyDeleteOh, look. There's corn in my upchuck.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely unless its my crush from work. Je gets it for freeerer
ReplyDeleteWeeeeerre
ReplyDeleteAnd he is my age!
ReplyDeleteNo an old fart!
ReplyDeleteLalalalaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteWhere are youuuuuuuiiii?
ReplyDeleteThis closely resembles necrophilia, although it's my understanding that the necro-perv usually fucks the corpse; how this resourceful young man actually got a waxy-skinned cadaver to fellate him is one for Ripley.
ReplyDeleteLEATHER daddies, MJ.
ReplyDeletenot 'LEATHERY'.
pshaw on his so-called deepthroating technique which has the brain of a duck you know. lets see him with a snootful of SHANE DIESEL'S ball-fro; then maybe I'll care.
*tosses head disdainfully*
ROSES: I hope he doesn't talk with his mouth full!
ReplyDeleteThe “nom nom nom” was all he could manage.
BamaTRANNY: ManJ - shithead.
Likewise, I’m sure.
ROSES: PS. Didn't need to click the pics, seemed quite 'enlarged' enough.
Some folk enjoy the extra large thrill.
We here at Infomaniac like to give you the option.
HEFF: Oh, look. There's corn in my upchuck.
That’s what comes from eating at Bellini’s.
CYBERPOOF: Absolutely unless its my crush from work. Je gets it for freeerer
Weeeeerre
And he is my age!
No an old fart!
Lalalalaaaaaa
Where are youuuuuuuiiii?
Do tell.
And what are you doing up at 4 in the morning Denmark time?
Oh, I see.
Drinking your face off.
Lush.
TJB: This closely resembles necrophilia, although it's my understanding that the necro-perv usually fucks the corpse; how this resourceful young man actually got a waxy-skinned cadaver to fellate him is one for Ripley.
He’s still got some life left in him…
Believe it or not!
NATIONS: LEATHER daddies, MJ.
not 'LEATHERY'.
pshaw on his so-called deepthroating technique which has the brain of a duck you know. lets see him with a snootful of SHANE DIESEL'S ball-fro; then maybe I'll care.
*tosses head disdainfully*
Says she who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
I posted a LEATHER DADDY especially for you in Monday’s post… scroll down to see him in his bedroom slippers.
But you’ve been too tied up in your hiatus to read my carefully thought-out posts.
I miss the army.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: The mess hall, specifically?
ReplyDeleteJesus God! That IS filthy.
ReplyDeletePANSY BASTARD: Welcome to Infomaniac!
ReplyDeleteJesus God! That IS filthy.
We try to live up to your expectations.