Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Happy Birthday, First Nations!



Today we celebrate the birth of a Nation.

*keels over laughing at self*

Join us as we celebrate the birthday of Whatcom County’s finest wench and a proud member of the Knudsen Nation.

Her blog is on hiatus but if you want quality writing wrapped up in an entertaining package, you’ll read the archives.

There’s a chance she might drop in for a visit today so if she shows up, we ask that you beg her to come back.

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GROVEL, BITCHES!


p.s. Who else but Ms. Nations can give you Mr. Egyptian Penis Man? ...

27 comments:

  1. Take that bitches! In your face.

    Happy birthday FN. Please please please with extra sugar on top.

    COME BACK! I just started reading your fine blog (not yours MJ, yours isn't so fine) and then you put it on hiatus. It's an outrage.

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  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS NATIONS
    ***does dance***
    Stay away for all I care
    ***Slings self about a bit and sulks***

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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATIONS!!!

    Get your ass back into bloggerland, girl! What the hell you doin' down there??

    We MISS you!!!!

    *sobs uncontrollably*

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  4. Happy Birthday FN! I miss you running through here with underwear on your head!

    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  5. There cums a time in yer life when muscle rub doesn't work for yer hands, the old gurl needs a rest.

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  6. Happy Birthday Nations!
    Come back so I can read your new stuff and make rubbish comments!
    Sx

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  7. Happy Birthday First Nations! I hope the Egyptian Penis God pleases you in every way today!

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  8. Happy Birthday First Nations!
    The computer infection should have worn off now, the greatgreatgreatgrandchildren are delivered, so no more excuse: Start yer Blog, please!

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  9. HAPPYBIRTHDAYFIRSTNATIONS!!!! xoxoxox

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  10. The suspense is killing us - will she show up and grant us an audience?
    Happiest Birthday FN.
    How can you bear to stay away so long?

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  11. Hello MJ.
    That Egyptian geezer's got quite a dang. Almost as big as Burridge's Lee Fielder.

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  12. Happy Day to First Nations - Blog Hiatus happens to the best of bloggers, and I hope she returns soon.

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  13. I want Egyptian penis man - he'd make a great coat rack.

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  14. Did you all know today is Fammy's birthday as well???

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  15. Wow. All of a sudden, my cactus seems rather small.

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  16. FirstNations (on hiatus)11:33 AM, May 05, 2009

    happy birthday fammy!

    OH MY GOD MJ DID YOU KNOW THERES A CONTENT WARNING ON YOUR BLOG NOW????????????????????

    *takes another bong hit*

    I'm 49 today! not bad for someone who wasn't supposed to pass 20, huh! i owe it to a combination of bad whiskey, raw bacon and taunting the French.

    thank you everyone. now you may return to your regularly scheduled worship of ME.

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  17. OMG! I forgot to bake a cake!

    Finally, Ms. Nations has shown up so Mistress MJ can head out to work but what’s this? It’s Fammy’s birthday too?

    There are not enough hours in the day for me to celebrate your birthdays and get down on my knees and worship Ms. Nations as well.

    If anyone else out there is celebrating a birthday, you will just have to wait as Mistress MJ is a busy woman and cannot possibly keep up with the demand for baking birthday cakes.

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  18. *wanders around looking for toilet planter*

    happy birthday!!!!

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  19. Happy Birthday to First Nations. What d'ya think she'll do with Mr Egyptian Cockman?

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  20. *mumblemumblerhabarerFIRSTNATIONS ... mumblerumblerhabaerBLessed ... rhubarbmumblegebendeietunterdenweibern ...*

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  21. happy birthday mr nations!

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  22. BITCHES: Thanks to all of you who dropped in today with birthday greetings for Ms. Nations.

    Attention, MANUEL: That's MS. Nations. MS. MSSSSSSSSS.

    We shall send up flares the day she starts blogging again so watch this space.

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  23. I miss her dearly but the knowledge that she is in a good place (I didn't say better place) makes me happy.

    Easily one of the most gifted writers that I have come across...hopefully she is writing a real book after spending her days wandering about the garden..and there is my segue..Life is a Garden and she IS diggin' it.

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  24. Easily one of the most gifted writers that I have come across...

    Have you “come across” many?

    We don’t need to know what the pair of you get up to in your spare time, thank you.

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  25. It's true. I turned 44 yesterday. 5/5 is a good day. :-)

    Happy birthday Nations. Snogs? You have to snog on your birthday in Holland, it's the law.

    :-)

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  26. FAMMY: Happy birthday to you and your fabulous Famularse!

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