Saturday, May 16, 2009

Gonna Soak Up the Sun


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Mistress MJ is enjoying the May Two-Four Weekend.

Infomaniac returns on Monday with an exciting new contest!
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28 comments:

  1. LẌ11:27 PM, May 15, 2009

    1st.

    Is that a sun dial?

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  2. Anonymous11:53 PM, May 15, 2009

    happy may 2-4 babe!

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  3. Anonymous1:43 AM, May 16, 2009

    Where's my Silvaner?

    Canadian sunsoaker thinking about Queen Vicci?

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  4. CyberPete4:39 AM, May 16, 2009

    He needs to burn his flip flops.

    Yikes!

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  5. Ms Scarlet4:43 AM, May 16, 2009

    We have something to celebrate in June?
    Anyhow, have a good time!
    Sx

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  6. Geoff6:21 AM, May 16, 2009

    Some of these so-called naturists need this bloke to give them a lesson on how to get an all-over tan.

    Happy Two-Four Weekend, MJ!

    24 lagers from Tulsa.

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  7. The Mistress8:47 AM, May 16, 2009

    XL: Is that a sun dial?

    Yes, and it appears to be noon.



    KEVIN: happy may 2-4 babe!

    And to YOU too, Shirl!



    MAGO: Where's my Silvaner?
    Canadian sunsoaker thinking about Queen Vicci?

    Yes, he’s lying back, thinking of England.


    CYBERPOOF: He needs to burn his flip flops.

    Thankfully, there are no socks in sight.

    We’ll give him credit for that.



    SCARLET: We have something to celebrate in June?
    Anyhow, have a good time!

    Don’t you have another half dozen bank holidays coming up?



    GEOFF: Some of these so-called naturists need this bloke to give them a lesson on how to get an all-over tan.
    Happy Two-Four Weekend, MJ!.

    I hope he’s performed the “slip-slop-slap” on his todger.


    24 lagers from Tulsa

    Only one day away from the Weathy Arms.

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  8. Anonymous10:43 AM, May 16, 2009

    Wasn't it some lady Pembroke who saied "and then I think of England and spread them"?

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  9. Leah10:44 AM, May 16, 2009

    Enjoy! but hopefully not in the company of that guy.

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  10. MommyHeadache11:14 AM, May 16, 2009

    That looks like a poisonous mushroom - don't touch the Red cap MJ! We want you alive and able to spread your perverse humor for many a moon.

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  11. Anonymous11:22 AM, May 16, 2009

    "Gonna Soak Up The Sun" What are you, a big Sheryl Crow fan? I know I am, God what I'd give to fucking spa...

    That guy seems pretty proud of his manhood and you know what, I'm felling pretty good today. I say good for him, give it hell man!

    Wil Harrison.com

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  12. Heff1:14 PM, May 16, 2009

    "The Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is ....SHORT."

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  13. INNER VOICES1:44 PM, May 16, 2009

    CHEERS!!!

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  14. larry4:34 PM, May 16, 2009

    nice pink towel. love the sandals....

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  15. Old Knudsen5:26 PM, May 16, 2009

    Dirty bugger I just want to go and hit it with a spoon.

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  16. garfer6:55 PM, May 16, 2009

    That photo proves that white men shouldn't dance.

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  17. Jenny9:22 PM, May 16, 2009

    oh dear God.. why did I click it???

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  18. The Mistress11:56 PM, May 16, 2009

    MAGO: Wasn't it some lady Pembroke who saied "and then I think of England and spread them"?

    You’ve been reading too many “bodice rippers”.





    LEAH: Enjoy! but hopefully not in the company of that guy.

    At least I’d have somewhere to hang my hat.




    EMMA: That looks like a poisonous mushroom - don't touch the Red cap MJ! We want you alive and able to spread your perverse humor for many a moon.

    But he told me they’re magic mushrooms.



    WIL: "Gonna Soak Up The Sun" What are you, a big Sheryl Crow fan? I know I am, God what I'd give to fucking spa...

    What’s that, Wil?

    You’re breaking up. It seems our connection’s been cut off.


    That guy seems pretty proud of his manhood and you know what, I'm felling pretty good today. I say good for him, give it hell man!

    Did you wake up with morning wood or are you just happy to see me?

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  19. The Mistress11:58 PM, May 16, 2009

    HEFF: "The Devil sends the beast with wrath because he knows the time is ....SHORT."

    Scripture?

    Or Iron Maiden?




    VOICES: CHEERS!!!

    And cheers to whichever half of you is Canadian!




    LARRY: nice pink towel. love the sandals....

    I’m just happy he’s not wearing Crocs!




    KNUDSEN: Dirty bugger I just want to go and hit it with a spoon.

    We’ve seen what can happen if you put a spoon near it.




    GARFY: That photo proves that white men shouldn't dance.

    You couldn’t get near him to slow dance.



    BOXER: oh dear God.. why did I click it???

    Because it’s dirty and you want it?

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  20. tony6:58 AM, May 17, 2009

    i always use LOTS of suntan cream.It doesnt stop me getting burnt but it sure does make me feel Better........

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  21. Mark Sanderson7:46 AM, May 17, 2009

    It's very difficult to take a man with an erection seriously.

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  22. Manuel6:55 PM, May 17, 2009

    arf.....

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  23. The Mistress8:13 PM, May 17, 2009

    TONY: Make sure someone rubs it in FOR you.

    EMERSON: Careful or I'll point and laugh at you.

    MANUEL: And a harf.

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  24. Istvanski7:30 AM, May 18, 2009

    Pull up a dick and have a seat.

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  25. Anonymous3:30 PM, May 18, 2009

    how will rose or blanche ever be able to use the lanai again?

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  26. The Mistress3:55 PM, May 18, 2009

    ISTVANSKI: Pull up a dick and have a seat.

    *exits singing ‘Sit on my face and tell me that you love me’*



    KEVIN: how will rose or blanche ever be able to use the lanai again?

    Don’t remind me!

    I still haven’t got over Dorothy going to that big lanai in the sky!

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  27. RAD10:21 AM, May 19, 2009

    hope you covered that up...wienners tend to burn easy...

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  28. The Mistress11:19 AM, May 19, 2009

    RAD: No one likes a burnt weenie!

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