There was Beast’s birthday on Wednesday and another special Infomaniac bitch is having a birthday on Friday.
And the rest of you bitches?
When is your birthday?
If you’re lucky, Mistress MJ will bake you a cake.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
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1st!
ReplyDelete[fingers in ears]
ReplyDeletela la la la I can't hear you!
Mine was march 15 - the Ides of March.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 8th! You missed it! WAAAAAHHHH! Just kidding. But it's the same as Elvis Presley and David Bowie.
ReplyDeleteNew Year's Eve, but only when I feel like it.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO CAKE!!!!
ReplyDeleteJune 15.
January 31, Aquarius Freako here.
ReplyDeleteFeb 11th - Aquarian thru and thru...
ReplyDelete***pained sigh***
ReplyDeleteIf only everyone was a sensible Tuarus
You know mine, but can I have Random's Cake?
ReplyDeleteWhen is MJ's???
Don't you come round my place with a cake - I've seen that one you gave to Scarlet.
ReplyDeleteCake as Whoopee Cushion - Nooooooo
I don't have birthdays anymore therefore I don't get any older.
ReplyDeleteI am a pissed fish.
Sx
Unfortunately I told you mine already.
ReplyDeleteDammit!
Since you ask its the 27th of this month.
ReplyDeleteWot are you getting a file on everyone or something?
It hasn't changed. Oh and I'm sure that those cake pictures weren't taken in MY Manchester - there are other Manchesters.
ReplyDeleteLeah - Elvis, Bowie and Shirley Bassey.
Hi MJ, Will birthday cakes be anything like the video you posted last?
ReplyDeletedecember 31st. of course, now i'll expect a gift and much drinking in celebration! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteJanuary 20th here, and there for that matter.
ReplyDeleteWil Harrison.com
November Fuckin' 1st !!
ReplyDelete30th July.I,m A Pussy Cat (er."LEO")
ReplyDeleteDec. 11th, but like I said, YOU and only YOU are allowed to fart on my cake, not Heff, he threatened too.
ReplyDeleteone too many o's on the end of my last comment.
ReplyDeleteTrallala ... I sing with xl ... size 36 is so tiny that I can hide your feed in my hands ... shubbiduuh ...
ReplyDeleteMarch 18. I'll skip the cake, thanks. (I have now seen everything.)
ReplyDeletewill there be cake farts?
ReplyDeleteSince you ask its the 29th of this month.
ReplyDeleteWot are you getting a file on everyone or something?
BITCHES: Mistress MJ is furiously scribbling your birthdates into her birthday book but has twice been rudely interrupted by Old Knudsen who asks,
ReplyDeleteWot are you getting a file on everyone or something?
Yes, as a matter of fact I am!
I know, for instance, that KAZ takes my shoe size (European size 36)…which is what MAGO is mysteriously going on about in his comment…I think. I will use this information so that when she finally pops her clogs, I can hightail it to Manchester and inherit her shoe collection.
I know that BEAST’s age is rapidly approaching his waist size (size 49).
I know the penis sizes of HEFF, WIL HARRISON, AND BAMATRAV but I am not at liberty to disclose this information.
And finally, I know that YOU were born and lived most of your early life in the village of Friggadoon at the mouth of Loch lorna before moving to a cramped caravan in Killamory.
... you know the size of my buds!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the size of Inner Voices' "buds".
ReplyDelete*straightens shirt, stands up proper and walks off*
ReplyDeleteso there is that then....
17th January ... can I please be sent the green undies on that day?
ReplyDeletejuly 24th.
ReplyDeleteNo need for cake...thank you....just
let me lick the beaters.
I wonder what info you've gathered on me. It's fairly scary.
ReplyDeleteI have a birthday every month with the date changing in a boolean sequence... so there!
ReplyDeleteI'm an open book to you.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not the blacksmith. (In case you google me.)
June 26. I'll have cake, no farts, please. Beefcake, if it's on offer!
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Mistress MJ has entered your birthdates into the Infomaniac Big Book of Birthdays.
ReplyDeleteYour special day may or may not be celebrated, depending on whether or not there is a featured arse on that day or if it falls on a Titty Tuesday or if she forgets to consult the Birthday Book due to a surplus of vodka martinis.
Those are just a few examples of why your big day may be glossed over all together.
So happy birthday in advance.
And don’t expect me to remember who ordered cake and who didn’t.
*blows party horn*
Hello MJ,
ReplyDeleteI love the candle!!!
Add me to the Gemini list—June 5.
And you?...
MR.PEACOCK: Add me to the Gemini list—June 5.
ReplyDeleteAnd you?...
Mistress MJ’s birth should be an occasion for celebrating every day.
Her birth is, in fact, our gift to all of you.
"Mistress MJ’s birth should be an occasion for celebrating every day."
ReplyDeleteWho brings the cake?
April 7th .. but i make cake for *many* other reasons.
ReplyDeleteMine is June 6th- D -Day, of course!
ReplyDelete3-29...no cake..I want sausage please...
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