Sunday, April 26, 2009

Smells Like Pussy

Fantasy Garden Incense...



Available in "Pussy" fragrance.
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27 comments:

  1. LẌ10:24 PM, April 25, 2009

    1st!

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  2. Anonymous10:44 PM, April 25, 2009

    "Only Balarama's understands your needs so well"

    Ay, Caramba ...

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  3. Anonymous10:47 PM, April 25, 2009

    Is that dapper Don's aftershave?

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  4. Ponita in Real Life11:41 PM, April 25, 2009

    Do they make a 'wet dog' one too?

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  5. BEAST2:18 AM, April 26, 2009

    During these times of recession , the Beast is here to offer money saving Top Tips.
    Instead of splashing your hard earned cash on Pussy Flavoured incence sticks , simply hang your used knickers from the light fittings and door handles for the same effect
    Oh I see you do that already !

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  6. CyberPete3:35 AM, April 26, 2009

    That is disgusting.

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  7. Leah8:49 AM, April 26, 2009

    I absolutely shudder to think...

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  8. The Jelly Monster10:00 AM, April 26, 2009

    Ha ha ha, when I saw the heading I expected much worse! I'm intrigued now as to what it would smell like.

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  9. MommyHeadache11:34 AM, April 26, 2009

    ooh I'm getting some, the marvellous scent of cat piss and kitty litter never fails in turning me on!

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  10. The Mistress11:52 AM, April 26, 2009

    XL: 1st!

    Yay!



    MAGO: Is that dapper Don's aftershave?

    Yes, that and Faberge Macho.

    The shape of the bottle says it all.



    PONITA: Do they make a 'wet dog' one too?

    Moist Bitch, perhaps.



    BEAST: During these times of recession , the Beast is here to offer money saving Top Tips.
    Instead of splashing your hard earned cash on Pussy Flavoured incence sticks , simply hang your used knickers from the light fittings and door handles for the same effect
    Oh I see you do that already !

    Or wear my knickers on your head…as YOU are wont to do.

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  11. The Mistress11:53 AM, April 26, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: That is disgusting.

    Rewind and go back to looking at Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass, then.



    LEAH: I absolutely shudder to think...

    Do you shudder with antici……pation?



    JELLY: Ha ha ha, when I saw the heading I expected much worse! I'm intrigued now as to what it would smell like.

    The title says it all!



    EMMA: ooh I'm getting some, the marvellous scent of cat piss and kitty litter never fails in turning me on!

    Is that what it smells like in your cathouse?

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  12. larry12:55 PM, April 26, 2009

    does this come in cock scent???if so i'm so there...

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  13. The Mistress1:05 PM, April 26, 2009

    LARRY: does this come in cock scent???if so i'm so there...

    If you find some cock incense, you can burn it in this 12-inch penis incense burner.

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  14. LẌ1:25 PM, April 26, 2009

    Regardless of the scent, I am frightened of the background elves.

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  15. Ponita in Real Life1:45 PM, April 26, 2009

    @XL: a fear of elves??? Hmmm... how strange. Not like you see them often... or do you?

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  16. The Mistress1:47 PM, April 26, 2009

    XL: Regardless of the scent, I am frightened of the background elves.

    Are they wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?


    PONITA: @XL: a fear of elves??? Hmmm... how strange. Not like you see them often... or do you?

    You and XL may carry on this discussion.

    Mistress MJ is going out for the remainder of the day and will return tonight to see how this scenario plays out.

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  17. BEAST3:20 PM, April 26, 2009

    Are you out doing something exciting Miss MJ ???

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  18. LẌ4:25 PM, April 26, 2009

    Fayophobia: Fear of elves.

    Faeophobia: Uncontrollable lactation and pregnancy.


    Ponita and Mistress MJ, I may have gotten these two terms confused.

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  19. eroswings5:07 PM, April 26, 2009

    I'll take a dozen.

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  20. eroswings5:08 PM, April 26, 2009

    Do you have something in a blond, perhaps a redhead as well?

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  21. BEAST5:08 PM, April 26, 2009

    XL A fear of uncontrollable lactating elves sounds perfectly reasonable

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  22. Ponita in Real Life5:16 PM, April 26, 2009

    Lactating elves??? Which Magic Forest have you guys been cavorting in?

    Um, Eros? Make sure you go for the real thing, not a dye job... the nether regions tell the true tale of the tail's colour... hee hee!

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  23. jason5:43 PM, April 26, 2009

    I know it's a fantasy of mine to have the living room smelling of pussy.

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  24. LẌ6:21 PM, April 26, 2009

    Those scary elves and their precious bodily fluids have made a mess here!

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  25. Jenny7:26 PM, April 26, 2009

    do they make "doggie style?"

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  26. Manuel7:27 PM, April 26, 2009

    no.......no no no........

    in other news what up at Old K's?

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  27. The Mistress10:39 PM, April 26, 2009

    BEAST: Are you out doing something exciting Miss MJ ???

    If you MUST know, Mistress MJ was out bitchin’ and boozin’ with a gaggle of gays…

    With pert bottoms.



    XL, EROS, PONITA & BEAST: Lactating elves?

    You’re all barking mad.



    JASON: I know it's a fantasy of mine to have the living room smelling of pussy.

    Like THAT will ever happen!



    BOXER: do they make "doggie style?"

    No but ‘Rain’ is one of their fragrances.

    Like you don’t get enough of THAT already.



    MANUEL: no.......no no no........
    in other news what up at Old K's?

    He’s going on about naked weemen again.

    At least it’s a change from George Clooney…or Donn.

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