On their way to DONN!...
As Old Knudsen would say, “Isn’t Donn lovely?”
Our Donn in Winnipeg, Manitoba is the lucky winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.
The latest contest was held by our host CyberPete in Denmark.
Pictured here we see CyberPete from the ankles down, in The Shorts. And Donn’s winning caption below…
Hey Sailor,
mi Curaçao es su Curaçao
u like?
H'OKAY TWANTEE DULLAH!
As you know, Mistress MJ was the THIRD Canadian winner of The Shorts back in 2007.
Any excuse to re-post pic of Mistress MJ wearing The Shorts on her head
Astute readers will have noticed that Mistress MJ is also wearing The Shorts in her avatar.
Another excuse to re-post pic of Mistress MJ’s legs
Oh, pardon me. We were talking about Donn, weren’t we?
Sooner or later, it will be Donn’s turn to host The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition and when he does, you’ll hear about it here on Infomaniac.
Then you’ll have your chance to win The Shorts!
New to Infomaniac and have no idea what we’re talking about?
Read The Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.
Congratulations, Donn!
UPDATE!
According to this report, Donn has been detained in Mexico by the Immigration police!
Does anybody know a good lawyer?
FREE DONN!
Congratulations, Donn!!!
ReplyDeleteClearly, Canada is being punished!
SECOND!!! Congratulations, you bastar...ummm, Donn! Hee hee.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Donn. Does this portend a return of Céline Dion as well?
ReplyDeleteWay to go Donnnn! The FGES come to The Peg! Can't wait to see what he comes up with when it is his turn to hold the contest....
ReplyDeleteBite your tongue, XL.... she's in your country now and she can stay there. At least, that was the last I heard of her location. But I try to ignore her most of the time.
*is wicked bent that the shorts are not going to the half Canadian living in California*
ReplyDeletehurrumpff...
I'm after a pair of football shorts...
ReplyDeleteCongrats Mr Coppens!
Sx
Does he know yet?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he won't keep us in suspense as long as Pete.
Donn doesn't do suspense does he?
KAZ I was taught by the great Alfred Hitchcock you know.
ReplyDeleteCan Donn PLEASE not wait nearly a year to post his picture?
ReplyDeleteOh, and congrats et all.
so where the hell is mr donn, sugar? xoxo
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: As far as we know, DONN is still vacationing in Mexico and may not even know he’s the winner!
ReplyDeleteSTOP THE PRESSES!
According to this report, Donn has been detained in Mexico by the Immigration police!
Does anybody know a good lawyer?
FREE DONN!
Put Donn through an Oprah-sponsored Scared Straight program, check his blood for maple syrup content to be sure he really is Canadian, then deport him. Lesson learned.
ReplyDeleteFREE DONN!
Donnn only behaved like the other aboriginies, he tried to blend in: That is a good thing!
ReplyDeleteSo I say:
FREE DONN!
would be like free willy then?
ReplyDeleteif you say it slow enough it sounds like mel gibson in braveheart...
"ffffrrrrrrreeeeeeeee doooooooonnnnnn"
I'll do my best to make sure he wears them at least every second Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteHe's a Belgian built like a brick shithouse, which is about as close to an elf as you can get.
They should fit.
@WW: Is he short like an elf too? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'd recommend Mr. Flywheel from Shyster, Flywheel & Shyster.
ReplyDeleteholy moley did y'all check out the tats on donn???? xoxox
ReplyDeletefree donn
Congrats Donn. My jealousy at being thwarted might lead to violence, except that would make it difficult for me to live vicariously through your blog exposition. Seriously, I'm looking forward to the next opportunity. Why? You tell me!
ReplyDeleteGood to see you again, Breakerslion.
ReplyDeleteTake it easy on Donn.
He's so fragile.