Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Breakfast Club

Breakfast is now being served at The Infomaniac Diner.


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May we take your order?


28 comments:

  1. Zat a fish taco on the plate?
    I don't think so...
    In fact, it reminds me of the scene where some kid got burned on American Pie....(maybe it was AP 2?)

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  2. The guy appears to be vacuuming the seat top.

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  3. BONEMAN: Zat a fish taco on the plate?
    I don't think so...
    In fact, it reminds me of the scene where some kid got burned on American Pie....(maybe it was AP 2?)


    I never saw American Pie.

    Was it strictly about pie or was cake involved too?




    XL: The guy appears to be vacuuming the seat top.

    Correct.

    He is using BEAST’s special Dyson crevice attachment.

    Aren’t you going to order some breakfast while you’re here?

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  4. "order some breakfast"

    OK ... as long as it's still sealed in the factory wrapping.

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  5. Is it kosher?

    I'm not really a breakfast person...although I'll eat pancakes any time of the day! I'll take some pancakes and maple syrup and scrambled eggs (hair free please).

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  6. Why did that gentleman fashion his manscaping into the shape of a bow tie?

    ..and yes I deeply regret noticing that.

    I may have a touch of the pandemic Mexican MANFLU so I am a little feverish...
    there, that's my excuse.
    ;(

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  7. and here i thought i was suffering from last years aviary flu.... ive been drinking the Robitussin for breakfast followed by some dayquil at lunch and whiskey for dinner.... wait what was for breakfast again?

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  8. I had that hair style (last picture) in the 80's.

    so.very.hawt.

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  9. I'm sorry, but I'm too distracted by your bleeched birds nest to think of food. Or anything else for that matter.

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  10. the domestic detail in images like the top one is so interesting n'est ce pas?

    I broke out of jail - sorry about your relapse (no I'm not, it's great to see you're out too)

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  11. Oh I spotted the bow tie as well!!
    ...I must be coming here too often...
    Sx

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  12. XL: "order some breakfast"
    OK ... as long as it's still sealed in the factory wrapping.


    It’s shrink wrapped.



    EROS: Is it kosher?
    I'm not really a breakfast person...although I'll eat pancakes any time of the day! I'll take some pancakes and maple syrup and scrambled eggs (hair free please).


    For you I shall sing from The Joni Mitchell Songbook…

    “He's staring a hole in his scrambled eggs
    He picks up my scent on his fingers while he's watching the waitresses legs”



    DONN: Why did that gentleman fashion his manscaping into the shape of a bow tie?
    ..and yes I deeply regret noticing that.
    I may have a touch of the pandemic Mexican MANFLU so I am a little feverish...
    there, that's my excuse.
    ;(


    The bow tie? I suspect he’s seen that teenage photo of you in your red bowtie and he’s following the fashion trend you set.

    As for your Mexican MANFLU, shall I send Old Knudsen round, dressed in nurse’s uniform, to mop your fevered brow?



    VOICES: and here i thought i was suffering from last years aviary flu.... ive been drinking the Robitussin for breakfast followed by some dayquil at lunch and whiskey for dinner.... wait what was for breakfast again?

    Shall I send someone round to administer last rites?

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  13. BOXER: I had that hair style (last picture) in the 80's.
    so.very.hawt.


    You could keep your power tools in that hairdo!



    CYBERPOOF: I'm sorry, but I'm too distracted by your bleeched birds nest to think of food. Or anything else for that matter.

    Consider this a contribution to your slimming regime.



    LULU: the domestic detail in images like the top one is so interesting n'est ce pas?
    I broke out of jail - sorry about your relapse (no I'm not, it's great to see you're out too)


    Notice there’s an extra egg and an extra coffee mug on the table.

    Is he expecting company?

    Was he your prison pen pal?



    SCARLET: Oh I spotted the bow tie as well!!
    ...I must be coming here too often...


    If you stick around long enough, there’ll be bowtie pasta for the evening meal.

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  14. i'm addicted.

    found you via the brilliant mr. peacock!

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  15. PAUL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    i'm addicted.
    found you via the brilliant mr. peacock!


    Isn’t Mr. Peacock the bee’s knees?

    Had I known you had an addiction, I would have asked you to join me in rehab.

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  16. Give me one of dem hairy eggs. Gets the mornin' started right.

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  17. I'll take a fried egg sandwich, heavy on the pubic hair please.

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  18. I thank you from the bottom of my heart

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  19. I will take anything over easy

    I see you have frobisher waiting tables :-)

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  20. amazing how similar those last two are, isn't it?
    Orbical, hairy, scary.

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  21. ..."while he's watching the waitresses legs"Of course I'm watching the waitress's legs! I fear to look at the cauliflower and spaghetti hairstyle she is wearing. I might be tempted to add some sauce to it!

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  22. In the second pix, that appears to be prepared à la Schicklgruber!

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  23. It's a Fur-berge egg! The perfect gift for a loved one!

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  24. BITCHES: Mistress MJ cannot respond to you personally as she is busy doing the washing up after a busy day of filling your breakfast orders.

    She regrets that she has not had time to read your latest blog entries but will pop round to see you all a.s.a.p.

    She has egg on her face.

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