Sunday, March 29, 2009

Let There Be Light


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[Via Percy Trout]
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42 comments:

  1. Maidy10:45 PM, March 28, 2009

    Yay! First!

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  2. Maidy10:46 PM, March 28, 2009

    Bah!

    It does nothing for me.

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  3. Heff11:06 PM, March 28, 2009

    What's the big Hurrah about this "First" shit ? Ok, I'm just pissed because I wasn't first...

    "Click to Enlarge" ? I think that finger is BIG ENOUGH !

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  4. Leah11:11 PM, March 28, 2009

    I'm a little freaked out by the freaky nail...

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  5. Maidy11:24 PM, March 28, 2009

    Should I also bring to light that it states for ages 4 and over??

    WTF!!!

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  6. Ponita in Real Life11:42 PM, March 28, 2009

    Never mind the finger!

    Who was the mystery guest in the previous post???? Enquiring minds want to know!

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  7. LẌ12:02 AM, March 29, 2009

    If memory serves, didn't that creepy E.T. character flash his raincoat at Drew Barrymore?


    Oh Hai Ponita!

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  8. Ponita in Real Life12:41 AM, March 29, 2009

    Oh Hai XL!

    You're looking like your old self again.

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  9. BEAST3:06 AM, March 29, 2009

    Yuk , It looks like IVD's warty wand

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  10. Anonymous5:59 AM, March 29, 2009

    It's just finger "light" ...

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  11. CyberPete6:45 AM, March 29, 2009

    That's just not kosher.

    Selling IDVs warty wand as ETs finger. It does require batteries but that's not what lights up.

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  12. Ms Scarlet6:52 AM, March 29, 2009

    But it's not a Birdseye fish finger, is it?
    Sx

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  13. Geoff8:17 AM, March 29, 2009

    I want one of those bicycles that you ride in the sky.

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  14. The Mistress8:58 AM, March 29, 2009

    MAIDY: Bah!
    It does nothing for me.

    Since it takes a concrete vibrator to get you off, we’re not surprised.


    HEFF: What's the big Hurrah about this "First" shit ? Ok, I'm just pissed because I wasn't first...

    “Yay! First!” is an annoying but established Infomaniac tradition.

    You know you wanna be first.

    "Click to Enlarge" ? I think that finger is BIG ENOUGH !

    Index finger length was found to be related to overall penis size in at least three studies.

    Mistress MJ has not conducted research on this yet.


    LEAH: I'm a little freaked out by the freaky nail...

    That is why you were still awake at 3:50 a.m.

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  15. The Mistress8:59 AM, March 29, 2009

    MAIDY: Should I also bring to light that it states for ages 4 and over??
    WTF!!!

    Well, really, you wouldn’t give it to a three-year-old, would you?


    PONITA: Never mind the finger!
    Who was the mystery guest in the previous post???? Enquiring minds want to know!

    If I knew, would I have posed the question to you?


    XL: If memory serves, didn't that creepy E.T. character flash his raincoat at Drew Barrymore?

    I imagine Drew has had more than a raincoat flashed at her over the years.


    BEAST: Yuk , It looks like IVD's warty wand

    Nothing is that revolting.

    Except for your stinky duvet.

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  16. The Mistress8:59 AM, March 29, 2009

    MAGO: It's just finger "light" ...

    I want to set those lyrics to music.


    CYBERPOOF: That's just not kosher.
    Selling IDVs warty wand as ETs finger. It does require batteries but that's not what lights up.

    Where is Norwich’s town tramp these days anyway?


    SCARLET: But it's not a Birdseye fish finger, is it?

    You’ll have to ask your fellow Brits.

    I understand they are the experts on fish fingers.

    And jellied eels.


    GEOFF: I want one of those bicycles that you ride in the sky.

    Close your eyes and tap your heels together three times.

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  17. Ponita in Real Life10:01 AM, March 29, 2009

    Jellied eels??? That sounds just so wrong.

    And I know who your mystery guest is..... but only thanks to that fount of knowledge, Mago.

    "Pierre Molinier"

    He whispered the answer to me early in the morning.

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  18. The Mistress10:22 AM, March 29, 2009

    PONITA: Mago is indeed a font of knowledge but clicking on the image in yesterday’s pic would have revealed (in the URL) the name “Pierre Molinier”.

    I still think it’s CyberPoof though.

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  19. Ponita in Real Life10:33 AM, March 29, 2009

    Damn... I always forget about that clicking on the picture thing....

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  20. Anonymous11:15 AM, March 29, 2009

    Aw Schitt, demystified again ...

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  21. CyberPete11:24 AM, March 29, 2009

    Chained to some sex crazed maniacs bed I suppose

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  22. MommyHeadache11:27 AM, March 29, 2009

    That's disgraceful. That's alien abuse. Who do I write to?

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  23. The Mistress11:52 AM, March 29, 2009

    PONITA: Damn... I always forget about that clicking on the picture thing....

    Sometimes the answers are “hidden” right in front of our noses.


    MAGO: Aw Schitt, demystified again ...

    Mistress MJ may know her suicidal fetishist French photographers but Herr Mago knows about Karl Popper’s Three Worlds of Knowledge.

    A claim Mistress MJ cannot make.


    CYBERPOOF: Chained to some sex crazed maniacs bed I suppose

    Who would want IVD aside from the hundreds of sailors who frequent the docks?


    EMMA: That's disgraceful. That's alien abuse. Who do I write to?

    You may drop off your complaint letter in the Area 51 Mailbox, about 130 miles from Las Vegas on a remote Nevada Highway.

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  24. Ponita in Real Life12:26 PM, March 29, 2009

    I've driven past that mailbox on numerous occasions on my way to Texas from San Diego...

    It's in the middle of f*cking nowhere.

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  25. larry12:35 PM, March 29, 2009

    this looks like a dildo. i guess the light is to show where to put it...

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  26. The Mistress1:19 PM, March 29, 2009

    PONITA: I've driven past that mailbox on numerous occasions on my way to Texas from San Diego...

    Why don’t you post EmmaK’s letter for her then?

    It's in the middle of f*cking nowhere.

    Like Winnipeg?


    LARRY: this looks like a dildo. i guess the light is to show where to put it...

    Larry, if you need a diagram to show you where to put well then… oh dear.

    By the way, we must caution you that once you’ve commented on Infomaniac three consecutive times on three consecutive posts, you instantly become an Infomaniac Bitch.

    So if you drop by tomorrow and leave a comment, you’ll be an official Infomaniac Bitch.

    And there’s no turning back after that.

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  27. Ponita in Real Life1:27 PM, March 29, 2009

    Considering I don't live in San Diego anymore, it would be a little out of my way.

    And yes, just like Winnipeg.

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  28. larry1:46 PM, March 29, 2009

    i don't know if i'll be here tomorrow,but count me IN!

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  29. larry1:50 PM, March 29, 2009

    btw, did you see the"common law cabin" clip on you tube?

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  30. The Mistress1:58 PM, March 29, 2009

    PONITA: How high's the water in Winnipeg, by the way?

    Are you out of the river's path?


    LARRY: Are you referring to the Russ Meyer clip?

    If so, thanks!

    Mistress MJ appreciates and applauds Meyer's bitchfights and boobies.

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  31. larry2:05 PM, March 29, 2009

    lol!!!!

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  32. eroswings2:10 PM, March 29, 2009

    In these desperate economic times, some genius has re purposed unsold neck massagers into kids toys!

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  33. Ponita in Real Life2:58 PM, March 29, 2009

    I'm high and dry, MJ, and quite a ways from the river.... thanks for asking.

    So far the river is 16.7 ft above normal, but the flood in '97 peaked at 24.5 feet, so we have a ways to go. They are predicting that we will not hit the levels of the '97 flood.

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  34. larry4:11 PM, March 29, 2009

    like my new profile pic??? i seem to have lost my upper torso but i feel fine...

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  35. The Mistress4:48 PM, March 29, 2009

    EROS: In these desperate economic times, some genius has re purposed unsold neck massagers into kids toys!

    And let’s not forget the Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick!

    It vibrates when you squeeze it between your legs!


    PONITA: I'm high and dry, MJ, and quite a ways from the river.... thanks for asking.

    Then we shall refrain from singing Johnny Cash’s "Five Feet High And Rising".


    LARRY: like my new profile pic??? i seem to have lost my upper torso but i feel fine...

    Funny you should post a new avatar because avatars are our subject for Monday!

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  36. Ponita in Real Life4:51 PM, March 29, 2009

    We're far past five feet.... but still rising.

    I think I should put waterwings on my avatar, though.... I just might need them.

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  37. LẌ4:56 PM, March 29, 2009

    @ Ponita: Maybe get a seahorse as well!

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  38. Jenny6:20 PM, March 29, 2009

    "be good"

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  39. The Mistress6:37 PM, March 29, 2009

    PONITA & XL: Chat amongst yourselves.

    BOXER: "When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better."
    -- Mae West

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  40. Manuel7:13 PM, March 29, 2009

    oh.....oh my....ouch

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  41. The Mistress7:28 PM, March 29, 2009

    MANUEL: Let me kiss it better for you.

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  42. Ponita in Real Life8:40 PM, March 29, 2009

    @XL: My horse goes in water no problem. Maybe I will have to get him waterwings too. Then he can be my seahorse. ;-)

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