The occasion?
Monday, March 23rd is Infomaniac’s 3rd anniversary!
And if that isn’t reason enough to celebrate, today is IVD’s birthday!…
IVD (left, in leopard print bikini) chats up a guest from our summer Pool Party)
But enough about him.
First things first: Mistress MJ will read the rollcall according to those who RSVPd to her invitation.
Kapitano, XL, Anonymous Boxer, Mago, CyberPete, Beast, Eroswings, Kaz, Miss Scarlet, EmmaK, Betty, First Nations, Garfer, Fabulastic, IVD, Old Knudsen, Leah, Geoff, Inner Voices, Ponita, Mutley, Carnalis, Manuel, Donn, Istvanski, Lulu LaBonne, Heff, Savannah, Ubermouth, Tony, and Tazzy & Piggy.
All present and accounted for? Any last minute late arrivals who couldn’t be bothered RSVP-ing despite the fact we sent out this invitation days ago?
Update: *adds Famulus, Maxi Cane, Hoodchick and Random Chick to list*
Anyway, don’t bother skipping ahead, as you usually do, to see if we’ve talked about you again or not. Something came up over the weekend and Mistress MJ could not possibly feature each and every one of you here…hence trying to make up for it by naming you all on the rollcall. And you’ll not find your names linked to your blogs either. Do you think I get paid to sit here paying attention to such petty detail?
Right. Back to the pyjama party.
Security will be tight. Mistress MJ will frisk you at the door…
Dangerous materials will be confiscated…
The bar is open so remember…at a sleepover you don’t have to drive home so you can drink all you want!
But don’t drink so much that you have an accident!...
Before the festivities begin, let’s take note of
THE HOUSE RULES!
No hogging all the space in bed…
No overhead lights. If you simply must engage in hanky panky, don’t turn on the lights and disturb everyone. Subtle lighting fixtures have been provided…
Bring your own towel…
Stay out of Mistress MJ’s wig closet!...
That means you, Donn!
No fighting over who gets to sleep beside Old Knudsen...
Anonymous Boxer will kick your arse if you reach for Old K’s cap
No Republicans…
All members of the Republican Party (USA) will be banished to the shed where The Houseboys will toss them an occasional crust of bread.
Bitches who flaunt the rules will be sent to the Pink Room…
Or worse… to the dreaded PLAID ROOM!...
Mistress MJ cannot possibly keep her eye on everyone so it’s up to each of you to supervise the goings-on. If you see someone misbehaving, feel free to play the disciplinarian…
Let’s see what some of you are wearing, shall we?...
Beast’s replaced his stinky duvet with a stinky sleeping bag…and, (surprise, surprise) a lady friend!...
Isn’t Manuel adorable?...
And did you read the slogan on EmmaK’s bib?...
We bet you do, EmmaK!
Inner Voices (trying to blend in) looks proud of his special features jammies. Let’s hope he makes use of the drop seat this time! (tries to forget messy incident from last party).
CyberPete’s jammies have the same trap door feature but CyberPete has something else in mind…
“Yoohoo! Over here, boys!”
Now let’s have some fun!
What can you expect at Infomaniac’s Pyjama Party?
FOOD!
You have Istvanski to thank for the raw fish buffet. Help yourselves…
If you’re more of a meat lover, Ponita has prepared a kielbasa spread…
PILLOWFIGHTS!
I think we all know where this is leading…
What did I tell you?
MUSIC AND DANCING!
Get up on the dance floor and shake it with The Infomaniac Dancers AND The Infomaniac Orchestra!...
When you’re all good and tuckered out (i.e. drunk) we’ll settle down for a wee bit of quiet time.
XL, Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer, has artfully arranged a number of pillows for your comfort…
XL appears to be overwhelmed by his duties
Of course there will be a bedtime story…
Mistress MJ will send a Houseboy out to the shed to read a bedtime story to the Republicans…
Beast wants us to pop in his fave DVD…
At the end of the night, The Houseboys will carry Mistress MJ to her private boudoir…
The rest of you carry on and have fun.
Enjoy the party, bitches!
1st!
ReplyDelete2nd?
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh, I quite like the tartan room... and the light accessories will come in handy for when I lose my contact lenses... or teeth...
ReplyDeleteSx
I'm with Scarls on the light thing. Very handy. I could use that for my little men.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't own any pajamas, so can I just turn up in what it is that I normally sleep in? I'm sure no one would object. Or notice. Then I could show off my new tattoo. It's a Copyright symbol on the Famularse. :-)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IVD .
ReplyDeleteThat light is very useful for feretting around in the dark
***Hops off in sleeping bag***
i fully intend to flaunt a rule, or two.
ReplyDeleteWho takes all these pics of naked wrinkled men? and, more importantly, why??
*off to seek something diaphanous*
Hah!
ReplyDeleteThe plaid room makes me dizzy and XL should really take off those dreadful socks.
Excuse me, I have a pillowfight with a few strapping lads to attend.
I didn't get an invite?
ReplyDeleteFuck you very much.
I'm going to gatecrash with foot fetish midgets.
So there.
There are millions of Republicans in the US and they're all twats.
ReplyDeleteWe UK republicans are in the minority and we're all very nice people.
Still got manflu, MJ. I can shake but I can't rattle 'n' roll.
XL: You are officially leading in “firsties” now on this blog, beating out former champs Eroswings and Anonymous Boxer.
ReplyDeleteThis is truly a proud moment.
SCARLET: Oh, I quite like the tartan room... and the light accessories will come in handy for when I lose my contact lenses... or teeth...
If your teeth are removable, for example if you have false teeth, you’ll find the gents prefer it!
FAMULUS: I'm with Scarls on the light thing. Very handy. I could use that for my little men.
Your “little men”? Is that a euphemism for something else, Fammy?
And I don't own any pajamas, so can I just turn up in what it is that I normally sleep in? I'm sure no one would object. Or notice. Then I could show off my new tattoo. It's a Copyright symbol on the Famularse. :-)
That’s our cue to show the Famularse!
BEAST: That light is very useful for feretting around in the dark
***Hops off in sleeping bag***
Are you inclined to ferret?
We are not surprised, as ferrets are a member of the weasel family.
Unneutered ferrets are also inclined to have a musky scent about them.
*holds nose and asks Beast to air out stinky sleeping bag*
CARNALIS: i fully intend to flaunt a rule, or two.
ReplyDeleteAre you hoping for a stint in the Pink Room or the Plaid Room?
Who takes all these pics of naked wrinkled men? and, more importantly, why??
You obviously don’t appreciate art when you see it.
*off to seek something diaphanous*
Mistress MJ can lend you a peignoir from her extensive lingerie collection.
CYBERPOOF: The plaid room makes me dizzy and XL should really take off those dreadful socks.
Are you sure that’s all you want XL to remove?
Excuse me, I have a pillowfight with a few strapping lads to attend.
We should have known.
MAXI: I didn't get an invite?
Fuck you very much.
I'm going to gatecrash with foot fetish midgets.
So there.
Kindly take note of your invitation here.
*sends Maxi out to shed with Republicans*
GEOFF: There are millions of Republicans in the US and they're all twats.
We UK republicans are in the minority and we're all very nice people.
Louder, Geoff.
*waits for first Republican to thrown stone*
Still got manflu, MJ. I can shake but I can't rattle 'n' roll.
Are you laid out on the sofa watching footie?
That is most certainly a sign of MANFLU.
"Something came up over the weekend"
ReplyDeleteYou lucky girl you.
KAZ: It could have been root canal!
ReplyDeleteI need to apologize to the person who left their bunny slippers in the hallway.
ReplyDeleteThat's all I can say right now, I'm heading over to find out who's asking where OLD K is......
**picks up pillow**
Mj Towers seems to be absolutely enormous. I hope there's some kind of room plan because I don't want to get lost and to keep bumping into overweight naked elderly men with engorged genitals. I've already had enough tragedy in my life :(
ReplyDeleteBOXER: I need to apologize to the person who left their bunny slippers in the hallway.
ReplyDeleteOh no. You DIDN’T!
That's all I can say right now, I'm heading over to find out who's asking where OLD K is......
**picks up pillow**
Last I saw Old Knudsen, he was having a go at Heather Mills and asking if, as a vegan, she swallows.
BETTY: Mj Towers seems to be absolutely enormous. I hope there's some kind of room plan because I don't want to get lost and to keep bumping into overweight naked elderly men with engorged genitals. I've already had enough tragedy in my life :(
Here’s how you get around in the manse…
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hand on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let’s tour Chez MJ again.
17th!
ReplyDeleteI wear nothing to bed but me cap and a sneer. IVD is the big 50 huh? he could pass for 48. 3 years of MJ you know it seems longer but thats what me exe's used to say.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Donn? he wanted to play naked twister :::::sigh:::: isn't he manly?
ReplyDeleteAnswers on a postcard to.........
Oh Boxer carnalis said she was going to get my cap and if you had a problem with that you'd have to makeout with her then wrestle in jello.
ReplyDeleteWell I think thats what she said.
Yay 21St
ReplyDeleteHello?? Can someone please help me out of this hammock? I've got rope burns on my arse.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: IVD is the big 50 huh? he could pass for 48.
ReplyDeleteIVD owes his youthful complexion to copious amounts of Boy Butter.
3 years of MJ you know it seems longer but thats what me exe's used to say.
Being a member of the Knudsen Nation has made it all worth while.
Where is Donn? he wanted to play naked twister :::::sigh:::: isn't he manly?
Have you checked Twatter or Facebook?
Honestly. You boys and your toys.
Oh Boxer carnalis said she was going to get my cap and if you had a problem with that you'd have to makeout with her then wrestle in jello.
The Jello hasn’t set yet. Could you come back in an hour?
HOODCHICK: Hello?? Can someone please help me out of this hammock? I've got rope burns on my arse.
You might try reading the instructions next time.
Happy birthday IVD!
ReplyDeleteHappy anniversary to the Infomaniac! What a luck to have found this place!
I'll drop by later after work for booze, pillows, and foot.
GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
ReplyDelete*hides bottle of whiskey and pretends thats coffee in his cup*
where do i unload the truck full of hot lesbians i brought from work?
Who wants to join me in the plaid room? I hear that is where the gin stash is kept now... :-)
ReplyDeleteI feel like Hugh Hefner!
ReplyDeleteThis shed outside that's holding the other guests--is that the outhouse?
*Also grabs a pillow to join in the swinging fun*
MAGO: I'll drop by later after work for booze, pillows, and foot.
ReplyDelete*kicks off high heels in anticipation*
VOICES: where do i unload the truck full of hot lesbians i brought from work?
Turn around and go back the way you came.
Just over the border you can dump them on Ms. Nations’ front lawn.
FAMULUS: Who wants to join me in the plaid room? I hear that is where the gin stash is kept now... :-)
Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, you walk into mine.
EROS: I feel like Hugh Hefner!
This shed outside that's holding the other guests--is that the outhouse?
*Also grabs a pillow to join in the swinging fun*
Is that Hugh’s smoking jacket you’re wearing?
Why are you asking about an outhouse?
Do you need to use the facilities?
Just use a ShamWow like everyone else.
i am hoping to be shown every niche in the pink room.
ReplyDelete*rummages in Mistress Mj's drawers*
What flavour jello? strawberry, i hope.
*starts oiling up with edible oil*
I am so pleased about all of the pillow action at the party! Well, except for the pillow abuse in the last pix.
ReplyDelete[worries that the Plaid Room may be XL's family tartan]
CARNALIS: i am hoping to be shown every niche in the pink room.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice the hanging lamp in the Pink Room?
It’s made out of a big ole pair of hairy testicles.
*rummages in Mistress Mj's drawers*
Tee hee. That tickles.
What flavour jello? strawberry, i hope.
*starts oiling up with edible oil*
Yes, strawberry. We turned down someone’s request for aspic.
XL: I am so pleased about all of the pillow action at the party! Well, except for the pillow abuse in the last pix.
You know how this group always takes things too far.
[worries that the Plaid Room may be XL's family tartan]
But if you wear your kilt, you’ll blend right in!
I've cast my lot in with the Labor Unionists now. Are quasi-socialists welcome?
ReplyDeleteLEAH: Just don’t start singing The Internationale.
ReplyDelete*a little off-key* "servile masses arise arise!!!!"
ReplyDeleteLEAH: Don’t get cute with me, missy.
ReplyDeleteI’m sending you to the Pink Room…
A step up from the shed.
But you’ll have to come through the back door with “the help”.
Bet I can drink you under the table.
ReplyDeleteActually sod the drink, let's just get under the table.
Hang on, there's someone already under this one.
Hey MJ! I've found Hardhouse!
**walks around with an empty bottle of vodka screaming for Old K**
ReplyDelete**returns other bunny slipper**
ReplyDeleteI won't need it now.
oh my! I haven't laughed that much in ages.......but as you already now I have an aversion to pj's.......
ReplyDeleteRight there, right now, I wanna get frisked at the entrance and inspect the Pink Room. Oh, and shouldn't there be a winner?
ReplyDeleteFammy, I will meet you there right after I find my pj's...
ReplyDeleteOh wait... I never wear any...
Okay, I will be there with bells on then!
(hangs sleighbells around neck and saunters into plaid room)
As I learned over at CyberPetra's there is still no winner - ach! MOre Black Velvet to cover this!
ReplyDeleteWhat's that tingling over there? Is there a a carillon? The Bells of St. Agnethen?
KAPI: Bet I can drink you under the table.
ReplyDeleteActually sod the drink, let's just get under the table.
Hang on, there's someone already under this one.
Hey MJ! I've found Hardhouse!
Is he still hard?
BOXER: **walks around with an empty bottle of vodka screaming for Old K**
So tragic.
MANUEL: oh my! I haven't laughed that much in ages.......but as you already now I have an aversion to pj's.......
And yet you’re wearing footed pjs!
*playfully pats Manuel’s chubby botty*
MAGO: Right there, right now, I wanna get frisked at the entrance and inspect the Pink Room.
Cavity search.
Oh, and shouldn't there be a winner?
This isn’t a competition…for a change.
PONITA: Fammy, I will meet you there right after I find my pj's...
Oh wait... I never wear any...
Okay, I will be there with bells on then!
(hangs sleighbells around neck and saunters into plaid room)
Please put a towel down if you plan to sit on our furniture.
MAGO: As I learned over at CyberPetra's there is still no winner - ach! MOre Black Velvet to cover this!
What's that tingling over there? Is there a a carillon? The Bells of St. Agnethen?
You’ll experience a tingling sensation when I get my hands on you in the Pink Room.
Right. *adds towel to list of things to bring to party*
ReplyDeleteMago, I think perhaps you meant tinkling?
Oh no... that will lead to bathroom humour, I am sure.
How 'bout jingling?
Inklings? Bimmelim? Bells do "bimmel", what rhyms to "Pimmel", but I am not exaggerating on this here.
ReplyDeleteWhere's that fuucking pink room anyway? These clowns should start playing a Waltz now, what a nice idea to swing around the Mistress in clouds of feathers -
Want some whiskey in your water?
ReplyDeleteRoofies in your tea?
Look at all these crazy hickeys MJ's givin' me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don't go in the plaid room if you value your willy
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
He said,
that ain't the way to have fun, Donn
That ain't the way to get some, Donn
Happy Anniversary!!
ReplyDeleteMr Beastie won't let me watch the banana dvd...
Sx
Oooog...
ReplyDelete* recovers from pillow fight and all-night gin drinking *
Happy Anniversary, MJ! Thanks for a splendid party. Same time next year?
And thanks for all those birthday greetings.
* ignores Old K's 50 remark *
Happy Blog-Aversary!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmumbl ... my head, Kaffe, intravenös bitte ... best wishes and all daht *cough* ... horsefeathers
ReplyDeleteI am totally suffering from lockjaw after sucking Knudson's big lollipop for the last three hours. You bitch MJ you spiked his Guiness with Viagra didn't you?
ReplyDelete**wanders around, now with a bottle of Irish Whiskey**
ReplyDeleteOLD K!!!!!! OLD K!!!!!! OLD K!!!!!!!
If XL wants to take more off than just his socks far be it from me to stand in his way - or maybe...
ReplyDeleteAnd happy bloggyversary
..and Happy Blogoversary to the hardest workin' gal in cyberspace.
ReplyDeleteXX OO
;)
...I'm sorry; I wandered into the plaid room and seem to have spent the subsequent 14 hours screaming in blind terror trying to find the door out. But I'm ready to partay!
ReplyDelete*begins doing the Pony*
watch me now...
*whips into the Frug*
and....
*Mash Potata!*
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
*Peppermint Twist!*
I am ON FIRE!
*popping and locking off stage left*
PONITA: Right. *adds towel to list of things to bring to party*
ReplyDeleteHad you been paying attention, you would have noticed “Bring your own towel” in the House Rules.
MAGO: Inklings? Bimmelim? Bells do "bimmel", what rhyms to "Pimmel", but I am not exaggerating on this here.
Got im Himmel rhymes with bimmel.
Where's that fuucking pink room anyway? These clowns should start playing a Waltz now, what a nice idea to swing around the Mistress in clouds of feathers -
Send in the clowns.
Don’t bother. They’re here.
DONN: Want some whiskey in your water?
ReplyDeleteRoofies in your tea?
Look at all these crazy hickeys MJ's givin' me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don't go in the plaid room if you value your willy
Obama told me not to come
Obama told me not to come
He said,
that ain't the way to have fun, Donn
That ain't the way to get some, Donn
It’s times like these when you must remember what the dormouse said.
SCARLET: Mr Beastie won't let me watch the banana dvd...
ReplyDeleteAs Mr. Beastie himself would say, “How rude!”
IVD: Oooog...
* recovers from pillow fight and all-night gin drinking *
Happy Anniversary, MJ! Thanks for a splendid party. Same time next year?
And thanks for all those birthday greetings.
* ignores Old K's 50 remark *
I think I speak for everyone here when I say I’m so glad you finally found love at 50.
XL: Happy Blog-Aversary!!!
Thank you for your years of dedicated and devoted service as Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer.
MAGO: Hmmmumbl ... my head, Kaffe, intravenös bitte ... best wishes and all daht *cough* ... horsefeathers
ReplyDeleteHoresefeathers? Eider down, actually.
Danke sehr.
BOXER: **wanders around, now with a bottle of Irish Whiskey**
OLD K!!!!!! OLD K!!!!!! OLD K!!!!!!!
Sad.
EMMA: I am totally suffering from lockjaw after sucking Knudson's big lollipop for the last three hours. You bitch MJ you spiked his Guiness with Viagra didn't you?
Remember these words…
Old Knudsen is “Lord of the painful 4-hour erection.”
CYBERPOOF: If XL wants to take more off than just his socks far be it from me to stand in his way - or maybe...
ReplyDeleteI won’t stand in his way either!
DONN: ..and Happy Blogoversary to the hardest workin' gal in cyberspace.
XX OO
;)
Are those kisses meant for me?
Or do I have share them with Old Knudsen whilst he’s playing Naked Twister with you?
NATIONS: ...I'm sorry; I wandered into the plaid room and seem to have spent the subsequent 14 hours screaming in blind terror trying to find the door out. But I'm ready to partay!
ReplyDelete*begins doing the Pony*
watch me now...
*whips into the Frug*
and....
*Mash Potata!*
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
*Peppermint Twist!*
I am ON FIRE!
*popping and locking off stage left*
Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie
Can you do the Watusi?
Ya gotta let your backbone slip.
Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
I need somebody to help me say it one time
(Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na)
Wo--ow!
Holy Crap!
ReplyDeleteI've been held hostage by my Mother-In-Law for the past few days...does that count as my excuse??
I want a DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy 3rd Anniversary, MJ! And may we have many more because I need my daily dose of irreverent humor. PLEASE!!
RANDOM: Holy Crap!
ReplyDeleteI've been held hostage by my Mother-In-Law for the past few days...does that count as my excuse??
No.
I want a DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!
Just follow the drunken Boxer around and lick the trail she’s left behind from her bottle.
Happy 3rd Anniversary, MJ! And may we have many more because I need my daily dose of irreverent humor. PLEASE!!
Begging and groveling is a quality that Mistress MJ appreciates so yes, you may.
Happy 3rd Bloggiversary, MJ! It's a stupendous party! Nations was a hoot trying to find the door out of the plaid room... Fammy and I just ignored her unless she tripped over us...
ReplyDeleteDonn should have worn his red bow tie to match the red in the plaid room.
Boxer! Put a cork in it, honey! You are hurting my ears with your caterwauling... plus you are wasting perfectly good whisky, girl.
*steps out of Boxer's way as she wanders past dribbling whisky, wailing for Old K*
Uh naked twister with Donnn?
ReplyDeleteI'm there!
*wakes up under pile of feathers and hot lesbians on nations front lawn wondering what the hell happened*
ReplyDeleteHappy Blog Birthday! Many more to come!
ReplyDeleteClose your eyes, make a wish, and start blowing!
PONITA: Happy 3rd Bloggiversary, MJ! It's a stupendous party! Nations was a hoot trying to find the door out of the plaid room... Fammy and I just ignored her unless she tripped over us...
ReplyDeleteDonn should have worn his red bow tie to match the red in the plaid room.
Boxer! Put a cork in it, honey! You are hurting my ears with your caterwauling... plus you are wasting perfectly good whisky, girl.
*steps out of Boxer's way as she wanders past dribbling whisky, wailing for Old K*
Are you finished now?
Because the others want to have a word.
CYBERPOOF: Uh naked twister with Donnn?
I'm there!
Where Donn is concerned, you and Old Knudsen are hoors.
VOICES: *wakes up under pile of feathers and hot lesbians on nations front lawn wondering what the hell happened*
You might want to stay alert.
*Rolls giant wheel of Canadian cheddar south*
EROS: Happy Blog Birthday! Many more to come!
Close your eyes, make a wish, and start blowing!
I would if you’d stop pushing my head down.
@ CyberPete, I'm NOT taking off the sox. You know how sticky the floor gets at the Infomaniac parties.
ReplyDeleteEw yeah!
ReplyDeleteSo OK you can keep the socks on but nothing else. And only because MJs floor is icky.
XL & CYBERPOOF: The pair of you will be sent to the Plaid Room if you keep this up.
ReplyDeleteOLD K! OLD K! OLD K!
ReplyDeleteThe cap. **sobs** The cap.
how many people will I need to apologize to and/or pay after this party?
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Make a list based on the rollcall and then double it.
ReplyDeleteI had wood until I saw the plaid room.
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Heff's Woodometer Rating : D minus.
ReplyDeletehappy blogaversary! I'm dancing gayly in the corner with knudsen.....he's pretending not to like it but he does......
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: happy blogaversary!
ReplyDeleteTa, Manuel.
Mistress MJ is forever in your debt for rescuing Infomaniac.
I'm dancing gayly in the corner with knudsen.....he's pretending not to like it but he does......
Mistress MJ enjoys watching your bottom jiggle to the beat of the band.
She would, however, advise against slow dancing with Knudsen as his 4-hour stiffy may come between you.
Soz, i was a little occupied there in the Pink Room.
ReplyDelete*wipes off a few lingering crumbs*
Congratulations on the blogiversary!!
xoxoxo
ReplyDelete