Mistress MJ will be away most of the day and does not want to come home to a repeat performance of the Red Bow Tie incident.
Oh don’t act all coy like you don’t remember. That was the day you all decided that while the cat’s away, the mice will play. No sooner was Mistress MJ’s back turned than Beast was running around with my delicate underthingies on his head; Ms. Nations was begging Donn for COPPENS WITHOUT A DAMN SHIRT CHOPPING DOWN A DAMN TREE!!! photos; Mago and Mrs. Pouncer were exchanging phone numbers in German; and Leah couldn’t decipher a simple four letter word.
So Infomaniac will be supervised today by this man…
Photo via [SexyPeople]
Feel the fear.
Behave yourselves, bitches.
Thursday, February 05, 2009
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Wuhoo! First!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat guy looks like he's seen Piggy's arse.
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell is everyone?
ReplyDeleteHelloooooo.....
FOURTH! HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA EAT IT BITCHES I AM FOURTH! HELL YEAH! FEEL THE INCREDIBLE WAVES OF COOL FOURTHNESS CASCADING OUT OF YOUR SCREEN HERE AS YOU GAZE IN MUTE ADORATION AT MY UBER FOURTHNESS!
ReplyDeletewhat everyone fails to realize is that mj cropped me out of the shot there. wanna know why Al Kady there has that peculiar, sweaty expression on his face? wanna know whats causing that fixed, distant gaze? bitch is trying to keep his knees from buckling. oh yes. yes its true.
ALL THAT, AND FOURTH TOO! WORSHIP ME! WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs back through with underpants on head brandishing michael phelps' glass bong*
ReplyDelete*michael phelps runs through wearing underpants on head flicking a lighter*
*mj's uterus runs through brandishing a flame thrower and firing uzi at random*
Hey, isn't that guy Sergeant Preston of the Yukon?
ReplyDeleteI understand and I wish to continue.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
Al Kaly? I don't know about that, but isn't he really Al from the Happy Days diner?
ReplyDeleteIt is 11.15pm I fully expect a disgusting picture to show up soon. I shall wait.
ReplyDeleteWell funny he looks sexy he ain't.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day.
Where's his wood?
ReplyDeleteSx
i absofuckinglootly REFUSE to behave myself!
ReplyDelete**chases FN dressed as a nun Benny Hill Styleeeeeeeeee ***
ReplyDeleteThats me dressed as a nun
Not First Nations as that would be ridiculous
I need to see the lower half of that picture - or would that reveal you in a compromising situation MJ?
ReplyDeleteI can't tell which eye is the good eye or if he's even looking at me! Is he stoned or constipated? He should've worn his red bow tie to match his decorative flowerpot hat.
ReplyDeleteWill the potentate come to my house and intimidate my daughter and husband into picking up their underwear and pouring their own juice?
ReplyDeleteBut you know, he's got those jowls I find so sexually attractive.
ReplyDeleteThe idea of Leah cheek by jowl with Al Kaly the potentate is truly intimidating! Throw in Mr. Jeremy and whopy!
ReplyDeleteNice bullet holes here, always time to redecorate ...
*speechless*
ReplyDeleteoh lady! I am menstruating right along with you. Hand me the Chunky Monkey ice cream and let's watch Beaches!!
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ReplyDeleteChubby Hubby is my Ben and Jerry's choice.
ReplyDeleteCherry Garcia.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Jerry Garcia of eternal Greatful Dead glory?
ReplyDeleteSo I know what to hear on this nightshift.
*runs past brandishing beasts wimple*
ReplyDelete*knudsen shuffles over to the corner, sneaks his pants to half mast and takes a runny dump down the wall*
While you were away I made Blogger amend your warning waiver to
ReplyDelete"I don't understand but I wish to continue anyway"
The Potentate needs a chin job.
ReplyDeleteWhat an ugly bastard. Almost as ugly as Piggy's arse, but not quite.
Grandpa? How did MJ get a picture of you?
ReplyDeleteMJ !!! Sorry I haven't been around. Something is blocking me from accessing your blog on my computer at work, therefore, I've actually had to WORK.
ReplyDeleteChocolate Therapy is the best Ben & Jerry flavor EVER. If you haven't tried it don't even think about arguing, I'm a woman on the edge here...
ReplyDeleteThere's only one throne I can imagine this potentate sitting on...
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Well done! All of you!
ReplyDeleteThis is the first time Mistress MJ has returned after a day’s absence to find a neat and tidy blog…well, except for some melted puddles of Chunky Monkey and Chubby Hubby and Cherry Garcia and Chocolate Therapy.
It’s all down to hiring that Shriner to keep you in line.
The power of the Potentate.
Wait a minute… why are his knees knocking?
MS. NATIONS!
Uh oh…what’s that smell? KNUDSEN!
And who does this wimple belong to?
See you later for Filthy Friday (and a bonus post).