what is cake farting? why did that happen?
Has there ever been a reported case of armpit sex?
is it rude to use a gum massager in public?
If you know the answer to any of the above questions, please leave your answer in the comments box.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
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Can you help the people who’ve arrived on Infomaniac via Google searches, looking for the answers to these questions?…
what is cake farting? why did that happen?
Has there ever been a reported case of armpit sex?
is it rude to use a gum massager in public?
If you know the answer to any of the above questions, please leave your answer in the comments box.
what is cake farting? why did that happen?
Has there ever been a reported case of armpit sex?
is it rude to use a gum massager in public?
If you know the answer to any of the above questions, please leave your answer in the comments box.
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ReplyDeletewhat is cake farting? why did that happen?
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been a reported case of armpit sex?
is it rude to use a gum massager in public?
Hey, newbie, this is Infomaniac. Get used to it.
The only way to find answers to these questions and others like these that plague the human mind is to keep on reading this blog. It is the only way.
ReplyDelete... because all those subjects and many more you could never even remotely think of will be covered in future posts, right here on Infomanic!
ReplyDeleteXL: Nobody’s searched for “pillow fluffer” yet.
ReplyDeleteBut once they find out how good you are, everyone will want one.
RANDOM: Speaking of the plague, did you know that a few cases of the bubonic plague still occur occasionally?
Please check your armpits (not for sexual reasons though!) and groin (again, not for sexual reasons!) for buboes.
That’s right. I just wanted to say the word ‘buboes’.
PONITA: Perhaps you too have questions.
In which case, I would suggest you consult with Ms. Nations’ Egyptian Penis Dude.
This product must be made for good-looking Dentists who don't need to break out the Rohibnal?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there is a car adaptor so that you can display it to inconsiderate motorists?
ReplyDeleteOnly if you use the gum massager on the lips
ReplyDeleteDONN: I wonder if there is a car adaptor so that you can display it to inconsiderate motorists?
ReplyDeleteFailing that, there's Road Rage Cards.
CYBERPOOF: I can hear your lips flapping from here.
What is cake Farting and how did that happen
ReplyDeleteLeave your average Infomaniac reader alone in a room with a cake and your lucky if the only indignaty the cake has to endure is a bit of farting
Yes. [I find this is a good answer and I never reported the armpit sex... it wasn't me...]
ReplyDeleteSx
That's just the mild side of Infomaniac.
ReplyDeleteBack to bubonic plague...the Army innoculates for that. Should I be worried?
ReplyDeleteLeah, as long as you don't have fleas, you should be okay.
ReplyDeletecake farting appears to be an art...or maybe it's an Olympic sport...
ReplyDeletearmpit sex is a very private matter and shaving is usually require...oh shit did i say too much?
depending on who's gums you are massaging...
Daisy probably depends more if its your gums your using it on
ReplyDeleteWhat is cake farting? why did that happen?
ReplyDelete(1) To flatulate on a cake, as opposed to cake coming out when you pass gas (which is called crapping your pants). (2) Passing gas is a natural by product of digestion. It's coming out one way or the other.
Has there ever been a reported case of armpit sex?
Only when it's against the law.
Is it rude to use a gum massager in public?
It depends on what part of the body you're using the gum massager on.
Armpit sex. Been there, done that.
ReplyDeleteWith my OWN armpit. Hoa !!!
BEAST: Leave your average Infomaniac reader alone in a room with a cake and your lucky if the only indignaty the cake has to endure is a bit of farting
ReplyDeleteIVD does a nice Victoria Sponge if you don’t mind the drive to Norwich.
What type of cake is served at Café C? And are you ever left alone with the cakes?
SCARLET: Yes. [I find this is a good answer and I never reported the armpit sex... it wasn't me...]
And yet your fingerprints are all over it.
MAXI: That's just the mild side of Infomaniac.
For something stronger they’ll have to visit your blog.
LEAH: Back to bubonic plague...the Army innoculates for that. Should I be worried?
Check with Ponita.
She’s a nurse. Or at least she likes to play one.
PONITA: Leah, as long as you don't have fleas, you should be okay.
ReplyDeleteHow about pubic lice?
Not that I need to know. It’s for a friend who asked.
DAISY: .oh shit did i say too much?
Possibly. I’ll just add that to my “Daisy’s Deviancies” file and review it later.
BEAST: Daisy probably depends more if its your gums your using it on
Oh ‘scuse me, I see you weren’t talking to me.
EROS: Regarding your link to the armpit pervert…
Iffin you were sniffin, would it cause you to stiffen?
HEFF: Armpit sex. Been there, done that. With my OWN armpit. Hoa !!!
That’s why they call you the life of the party.
I think I've heard an armpit fart though...
ReplyDeleteSx
SCARLET: Perhaps you’d also like to entertain us with a few queefs?
ReplyDeleteWe understand you’ll be accompanying Il Divo on their next world tour.
i am still laughing over the gum messager...sure, sure1 xoxox
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: According to your latest post, we were to expect nothing from you today but I see you’re up for a gum massage now that you’re here.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Mistress MJ must take leave for several hours.
She does not want to return (as was the case yesterday) to find the place trashed with Beast’s butt prints on the glass coffee table and Knudsen’s slippery jizz on the floor, amongst other horrors.
Please refrain from armpit sex in the meantime.
Hah!
ReplyDelete*has no witty comeback and goes away*
No.
ReplyDeleteI can't help these people.
*notices halfemptied jamesonsbottle and grabs it*
People who search for answers to these questions deserve real answers. yes. They truely do...
ReplyDeleteMJ: no, lice anywhere do not count....
ReplyDeleteAnd I only play nurse with Fammy... unless he wants me to play something else...
One night Cpt Clueless was whining about being bored. I told him to google Cleveland Steamer. Once he found the song he had to look up all of the phrases. That kept him busy for about 2 hours so I could drink in peace.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's my third comment. I am so your bitch now. Can I hang out with the houseboys?
Cake farts are a new fragrant way to freshen the air in any room. Besides, there is more room out then in.
ReplyDeleteArmpit sex is something that usually performed by adolesent males to annoy adolesent females. It gets reported in school hallways all the time.
As long as you keep the gum massager between your two lips, no one will know. So go ahead and massage away!
CYBERPOOF: Are you still here?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Hands off my Jamesons bottle.
*pours drop of whiskey onto high-heeled boot*
You want some? Lick it up.
MUTLEY: Ms. Nations’ Egyptian Penis Dude has ALL the answers.
PONITA: Speaking of Famulus, he hasn’t visited in a week.
Where is he and what the hell does he think he’s playing at?
And don’t tell me doctor and nurse.
HOODCHICK: I am so your bitch now
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! You are now an official Infomaniac Bitch!
Can I hang out with the houseboys?
Whoa whoa whoa … one step at a time.
None of my bitches “hangs out with the houseboys.”
However, eventually, if you play your cards right, Mistress MJ may assign you a special task.
XL, for example, is my Pillow Fluffer.
BEAST is in charge of washing my smalls (that’s Brit-talk for panties…tee hee).
CYBERPOOF arranges my shoes by colour and style.
And MAGO licks my boots clean.
I’m sure we can find something for you to do too.
CECE: You’re just perching on the edge of my blog waiting for Filthy Friday, aren’t you?
Please cover the twins’ eyes.
Please can I try the armpit sex? It sounds spiffy. But not with Beast. I have to draw the line somewhere, sorry Beast.
ReplyDeleteJaysus, that's where it all ends, Canadian bootlicker.
ReplyDeleteFAMMY: Are you looking for a new hobby, then?
ReplyDeleteMAGO: You missed a spot.
Nt s much a new ne Mistress, more looking to rekindle an old one... :-)
ReplyDeleteSorry, Mistress, I appear to be having problems with my O.
ReplyDeleteSlluuurrrrppp ... that should do.
ReplyDeleteHope you are satisfied for now ...
FAMMY: *tightens O*
ReplyDeleteThat should fix it.
MAGO: Yes...for now.