Just something small and extremely expensive Messrs Gucci and Prada rarely offend Oh and three buckets of chinese dysentry...nothing says Christmas like Chinese Dysentry
I'd like to view MJ's private copy of "Men Of Infomaniac: Bitches Gone Wild!"
I've heard about the 'Frobi's novelty shower attachment' scene, where they fire Ginro and IDV off the balcony like bottle rockets...and the famous 'Human Lasagne'scene where Ginro and Manuel argue about who gets to be an olive and the big marinara fight ensues (with subsequent hot hot hot 'Italian Sausage extra spicy reconciliation')....yes, thats what I want Santa to bring me for Christmas!!
I'd like to be put in suspended animation for the next five years. That way, either:
(a) I'll wake up in five years when the recession's over, GW Bush is forgotten, Microsoft is bankrupt and a diet plan will have been invented which actually works.
(b) Civilisation will collapse, making the five years really five centuries, so I'll be Buck Rogers - saving the world and having lots of really camp adventures.
I'm very happy with that actually, lol. Yes, very happy. Very very happy. Very very very happy. Although I was a little concerned when I first saw it to see you had a bag over your head. "What on earth is she doing that for? Does she have such low self-esteem? Pourquoi???", I thought to myself. Until I read the accompanying piece anyway.
Chet' ... He was beautiful. What a terrible shadow of this young man he became. Baker singing and "Kind of blue". Some new Swedish women-voices are in this league. I deeply hate H and what it did to a lot of talented young humans.
The masses are shopping their brains out in the innercities. Many will celebrate the birth of the saviour with a fistfight and a broken skull. Time to cave in.
A photo of your bum.
ReplyDeleteFammy wearing only a bow.... and not frozen solid either... so please keep him warmly dressed until I can unwrap him myself on Christmas morning.
ReplyDeleteAnd for you, MJ, a whole bunch of pure Manitoba Sunshine to brighten your day!
And... second!
ReplyDeleteAnd... Third!
Just something small and extremely expensive
ReplyDeleteMessrs Gucci and Prada rarely offend
Oh and three buckets of chinese dysentry...nothing says Christmas like Chinese Dysentry
at this point i just want the horrid season over without any more crap
ReplyDeleteA pair of those stripey trousers - so come on - pick the shortest houseboy and rip em off.
ReplyDeleteA beer, a back rub, a kiss on the cheek, and for the door to be closed quietly after I fall asleep. Wrap that up why don't you.
ReplyDeleteI want to borrow AU$750,000.
ReplyDeletewhirled peas
ReplyDeletemerry christmas, sugarpie! xoxo
A hangover cure.
ReplyDeleteSx
I want...
ReplyDeleteA pair of D & G loafers
The High School Musical DAnce game for the Wii
My ex boyfriend back
And eight white silver rimmed dinner plates
i vant a viscount!
ReplyDeleteI want 2 consecutive weeks of good weather to use whenever I want.
ReplyDeleteAnd West Ham to win at home.
GINRO: A photo of your bum.
ReplyDeleteHere’s a pic of my heaving bosom instead.
If you squint, it looks like my bottom.
PONITA: Fammy wearing only a bow
Where, might I ask, is the bow tied?
BEAST: three buckets of chinese dysentery
You can’t even handle the MANFLU!
DAISY: at this point i just want the horrid season over without any more crap
I find it helps to drink progressively more and more throughout the season, culminating in one big booze-up on Christmas Day.
When you wake up, it’s over!
That’s the magic of Christmas.
KAZ: A pair of those stripey trousers - so come on - pick the shortest houseboy and rip em off.
ReplyDeleteCyberPoof got to him first, saying something about needing a good rimming.
You know how the Danes are.
CSI: a kiss on the cheek
I am not kissing your cheek but you can kiss MINE!
*bends over*
XL: One of your cats has logged into your Blogger account again.
SAVANNAH: whirled peas
How about a tin of baked beans?
SCARLET: A hangover cure.
ReplyDeleteThink of Beast’s banana botty.
That’ll sober you up.
CYBERPOOF: A rimming from your ex boyfriend, did you say?
DAISY: i vant a viscount!
What happened to the Baron I left you last Christmas?
GEOFF: I want 2 consecutive weeks of good weather to use whenever I want. And West Ham to win at home.
Sing along…
Fairy tales can come true
It can happen to you
If you’re young at heart
I'd like to view MJ's private copy of
ReplyDelete"Men Of Infomaniac: Bitches Gone Wild!"
I've heard about the 'Frobi's novelty shower attachment' scene, where they fire Ginro and IDV off the balcony like bottle rockets...and the famous 'Human Lasagne'scene where Ginro and Manuel argue about who gets to be an olive and the big marinara fight ensues (with subsequent hot hot hot 'Italian Sausage extra spicy reconciliation')....yes, thats what I want Santa to bring me for Christmas!!
NATIONS: Damn damn and triple damn you for giving away the plot scenes.
ReplyDeleteI’m still working on editing the Frobisher/Hardhouse/Kapitano three-way. I call it “LADZ WITH NADZ.”
The setting: Under Beast’s stinky duvet in a council flat, somewhere in Bournemouth.
Legs akimbo, tight bulging underpants, a ripe buncha bananas…you get the picture.
Then they go to Canada where they’re attacked by bears!
Weekly maid service.
ReplyDeleteTROLL: I'll see if one of the houseboys is willing to moonlight.
ReplyDeleteI want Tim.
ReplyDeleteWrapped in Ginch Gonch Big Bang pants, please.
mj...the baron was a bit stuffy...i am going straight for the biscuits this year!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete****flashes Daisy his custard creams ****
ReplyDeleteAll I want for Christmas is Bollix's email address.
ReplyDeleteanything but more chihuahuas, please.
ReplyDeleteAlyson Hannigan shaved, lubed and assuming the position.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to be put in suspended animation for the next five years. That way, either:
ReplyDelete(a) I'll wake up in five years when the recession's over, GW Bush is forgotten, Microsoft is bankrupt and a diet plan will have been invented which actually works.
(b) Civilisation will collapse, making the five years really five centuries, so I'll be Buck Rogers - saving the world and having lots of really camp adventures.
oh beast...be still my heart...
ReplyDeleteIVD: Isn’t SP enough for you?
ReplyDeleteIs there trouble in Smug Marrieds Land?
DAISY & BEAST: *pulls stinky duvet over the pair of you*
*imagines having to Hoover out all the crumbs later*
DAI: Does he owe you money, too?
MAXI: Shaved?
Well, nobody likes ginger pubes.
BOXER: You know how it is with those illegal immigrants.
One crosses the border and the rest follow.
KAPI: I have lots of cramp adventures.
You’re in my new film, “LADZ WITH NADZ”…I’ll arrange for camp segments.
DAISY: Don’t encourage him.
I'd like to get lost. And guess I will make it
ReplyDeleteknuddy
ReplyDeletewith whipped cream
please
MAGO: You and Chet Baker.
ReplyDeleteCARNALIS: Before or after his rash clears up?
I'm very happy with that actually, lol. Yes, very happy. Very very happy. Very very very happy.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I was a little concerned when I first saw it to see you had a bag over your head. "What on earth is she doing that for? Does she have such low self-esteem? Pourquoi???", I thought to myself. Until I read the accompanying piece anyway.
So, what you would like from me for Christmas?
p.s.
ReplyDeleteSo that's what you're wearing in your profile pic. Always wondered why you had those shorts on.
GINGER PUBES????
ReplyDeletePIGGY ????
I mashed the bananas. I feel better now. I made a nice face mask but now I'd like a cucumber.
ReplyDelete...For my eyes....
Sx
A harem.
ReplyDeleteJump to it or I'll set my djinns on you.
I want a stick of rock.
ReplyDeleteWith "Cunt" lettering.
GINRO: Because my top looks much the same as my bottom, I’ve had to get a tattoo that says, “This end up.”
ReplyDeleteYou too can win The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, by the way.
That is if CyberPoof in Denmark ever gets around to holding the next compo.
BEAST: Look below, now you’ve gone and summoned him.
SCARLET: Would a gherkin suffice instead of a cuke?
I believe Beast has a miniature pickle.
GARFY: Isn’t it enough that you have a Latina chamber maid at your beck and call?
PIGGY: I want a stick of rock. With "Cunt" lettering.
Is there any other kind?
Chet' ... He was beautiful. What a terrible shadow of this young man he became. Baker singing and "Kind of blue". Some new Swedish women-voices are in this league. I deeply hate H and what it did to a lot of talented young humans.
ReplyDeleteThe masses are shopping their brains out in the innercities. Many will celebrate the birth of the saviour with a fistfight and a broken skull. Time to cave in.
P.s. Where exactly did you get that tattoo?
a g.i.joe action figure with kung fu grip...
ReplyDeleteWorld Peace...NO..
ReplyDeletea piece of the world
A BIG PIECE TOO!
*snork* don wants a big piece!
ReplyDeletetoo bad! this Muk is married!
*moose antlers, raspberries*
Nations, I love how you snork!! That is too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteMJ, I am sure you can guess where Fammy's bow needs to go... he does have a handle, after all. ;-)
I think Beast and Daisy are starting to give Fammy and me a run for our money.
Perhaps the secret porno flick could feature them as well??? We will share the limelight (but not each other...)
BITCHES: I'm busy wrapping your presents and can't be yakking with you all day.
ReplyDeleteU never sleep, do you?
ReplyDeleteMAGO, sweetie, I sleep 3-4 hours a night, if I'm lucky.
ReplyDeleteSeriously Lady, you can "get along with it"? Sleep deprivation is a means of torture. Or is it simply your nature?
ReplyDeleteMago - her sleep deprivation is OUR turture.
ReplyDeletePIGGY: Shut up.
ReplyDelete