Monday, September 08, 2008

Oh, Fukitol




Mistress MJ suppresses the urge to overmedicate.
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45 comments:

  1. Peevish McSnark10:23 PM, September 07, 2008

    First! I'm on the slightly less addictive Dammitol. My anxiety levels might kick me up to Fukitol soon, though.

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  2. Jenny10:59 PM, September 07, 2008

    you know what I say to being Firsty tonight?

    Yup, got it.

    Fukitol. At least I beat Eroswings.

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  3. Anonymous11:27 PM, September 07, 2008

    Damn, I though I WAS GOING TO BE FIRST! Now I'm depressed. I need some Fukitol.

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice2:16 AM, September 08, 2008

    Ah, just what I've been lookinf for. Do they come in industrial strength?

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  5. KAZ2:37 AM, September 08, 2008

    mj- you can tick 5/6 - but you're not 'unappreciated'.
    So stick with the Jamesons.

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  6. Unknown3:15 AM, September 08, 2008

    Thanks MJ! How did you know that I SO NEED THIS RIGHT with the crap that is going on with me! Oh Hell! Just pass the whole damn bottle and a cold brew! Come on already...

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  7. Barlinnie4:27 AM, September 08, 2008

    Don't swallow them MJ, they are suppositories, and you are supposed to stick them up your.... too late.

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  8. LẌ4:33 AM, September 08, 2008

    CVS doesn't carry Fukitol, just the generic equivalent: heroin.

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  9. BEAST4:38 AM, September 08, 2008

    Awww poor unappreciated , overworked MJ . Go and have a nice nap
    ****throws stinky duvet over MJ ****

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  10. Daisy6:01 AM, September 08, 2008

    i took one friday MJ...they work FABULOUS...will not miss mine this morning, guess tired really isn't the word for what i am feeling...but will be sharing with all with this new great pill!

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  11. Anonymous6:04 AM, September 08, 2008

    Fukitol on a Monday morning? At the fresh and shiny start of a brand new week? So you must have had a very nice weekend. I'm a day off - simply avoid Mondays!

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  12. Anonymous6:08 AM, September 08, 2008

    Poor MJ. You want one of my "special" hugs?

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  13. Romeo Morningwood9:10 AM, September 08, 2008

    I found out that the entire East Wing of Parliament is a warehouse stacked to the rafters with cartons of this stuff.

    What, you're not surprised?

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  14. The Mistress10:51 AM, September 08, 2008

    PEEVISH & BOXER & RANDOM: You’re ALL number one in my book!

    Can you see how badly I need Fukitol after that statement?

    IVD: Why don’t you just down the whole bottle and be done with it?

    KAZ: Ta very much, Kaz.

    Your Valium didn’t work for me so a Jamesons or three would be lovely.

    ROBYN: Drugs and drink don’t mix.

    Oh what the hell. Here ya go.

    BOLLIX: Why this obsession with my back door?

    XL: I had to Google “CVS” as we don’t have one in Canada.

    I thought you were referring to the Chinese Vacuum Society and I picture them going more for an opium fix.

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  15. The Mistress10:51 AM, September 08, 2008

    BEAST: You’re supposed to be off work this week laundering that stinky duvet, are you not?

    DAISY: Pill pusher.

    MAGO: Is it Tuesday yet?

    MAXI: Aw come on then.

    But don’t leave a stain.

    DONNNNN: I don’t want to hear another word about Parliament on my blog until this election is over and done with.

    Except, of course, for my fashion profile of the candidates…still to come.

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  16. CyberPete11:58 AM, September 08, 2008

    do I need a perscription for that or are they over the counter?

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  17. WithinWithout11:59 AM, September 08, 2008

    Why suppress the urge to overmedicate? Go crazy, girl. And it appears you don't need a prescription either.

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  18. WithinWithout12:00 PM, September 08, 2008

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  19. Jenny12:16 PM, September 08, 2008

    I hear if you mix those with 222's and diet coke you get quite the buzz.

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  20. The Mistress1:02 PM, September 08, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Perhaps new shoes are the answer.

    What was the question?

    WW: Enabler!

    COMMENT-DELETED: How rude!

    BOXER: I can spot a junkie when I see one.

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  21. INNER VOICES1:09 PM, September 08, 2008

    well. its better than dirty old man ass i suppose...

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  22. The Mistress2:23 PM, September 08, 2008

    VOICES: If you behave yourself, I might have something nice for you later this week.

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  23. INNER VOICES2:24 PM, September 08, 2008

    *thinks about behaving for a minute*

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  24. The Mistress2:26 PM, September 08, 2008

    VOICES: I have my eye on you.

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  25. INNER VOICES2:33 PM, September 08, 2008

    is that the eye looking down the empty jamesons bottle... hee hee...

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  26. INNER VOICES2:40 PM, September 08, 2008

    *wonders if he is still behaving*

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  27. Anonymous2:55 PM, September 08, 2008

    I could use a double dose of chill pill right about now.

    Cheers, sister!

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  28. eroswings2:57 PM, September 08, 2008

    Perhaps a nice soak in the tub with glass of wine would be a good substitute.

    Remember, pills don't protect against STDs!

    *Looks around at other commentators suspiciously and notes how MJ's blog looks like the free clinic*

    *Searches for free condoms and pamphlets on STDs*

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  29. The Mistress3:00 PM, September 08, 2008

    VOICES: Look, you little shit.

    I have work to do.

    Why don't you go round to Nations and pee in her toilet planter?

    CATSCRATCH: Follow it with a bourbon chaser.

    EROS: 28th! How the mighty have fallen.

    I'll see if the doctor can take care of those warts on your wand.

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  30. INNER VOICES3:06 PM, September 08, 2008

    nations isnt home...


    *sits on hands trying to be good*

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  31. BEAST4:35 PM, September 08, 2008

    ****flicks Voices ears***
    Ha Ha Ha its Voices in trouble for once rather than me

    ****sits quietly in corner looking angelic***

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  32. INNER VOICES4:43 PM, September 08, 2008

    *shoots beasty "the look"*

    i'll call yer buddy patrick on you!!!

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  33. Prunella Jones5:09 PM, September 08, 2008

    I've been snorting these for years. My nose will soon resemble Michael Jackson's but so what? It's all good.

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  34. Anonymous6:06 PM, September 08, 2008

    Yep, it is Tuesday.
    Gentlemen, start the engines.

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  35. Mu Tai Dong6:23 PM, September 08, 2008

    or the peloop tm canalso helpt huy the redfr swed a very huge erection

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  36. Manuel7:55 PM, September 08, 2008

    two please.......

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  37. WithinWithout8:14 PM, September 08, 2008

    Of course I'm an enabler!

    What, you liked my comment so much you'd like to read it again?

    Have another pill...

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  38. The Mistress9:08 PM, September 08, 2008

    VOICES & BEAST: I’ll put BOTH of you over my knee!

    PRU: Have you acquired a third nostril yet?

    MAGO: Vroom vroom!

    MS.DONG: I quote you Miss Mu when I say, “Blood is what mushrooms your penis into a big hard cock.”

    MANUEL: They’ve got your name on ‘em.

    WW: Take a chill pill.

    Sheesh.

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  39. Daisy9:56 PM, September 08, 2008

    oh i am watching this knee action...

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  40. Ponita in Real Life11:03 PM, September 08, 2008

    If it helps with leaking windows, piddling fridges, job interviews, loose parking brakes and the demented mothers of best friends, plus a non-existent sex life... please, PLEASE! send me a case or two......

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  41. The Mistress11:47 PM, September 08, 2008

    DAISY: Watch and learn.

    PONYGIRL: You don't ask for much, do you?

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  42. Ponita in Real Life11:54 PM, September 08, 2008

    Of course not.... I know there are wonder drugs out there - I work in the medical field, after all. Just send the case, okay? I really need this stuff.... like now.

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  43. The Mistress12:03 AM, September 09, 2008

    PONYGIRL: Why don't I just fill your pants with Mexican jumping beans?

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  44. Ponita in Real Life12:43 AM, September 09, 2008

    That would get me going! But only takes care of one of my issues....

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  45. The Mistress1:45 AM, September 09, 2008

    PONYGIRL: I'm not a miracle worker, you know!

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