Oh Dear God, I came by to snag your email so I can send my pictures for the "how not to decorate" and I GET this.I had to turn my lap top upside before I figured out what I was looking at.Is that Manuel again?
Why is he kissing a pillow?
She's hot.
BOXER: Manuel’s sugarloaf is sweet, unlike this one.Did you know Manuel has given me permission to some day touch his sugarloaf?NWT: He thinks it’s a Maria Sharapova pillow.CHAMP: Email me for her phone number.I hear she likes beards.
That's just W R O N G.
First!(The picture distracted me)
Oh no!My eyes!Again...
Oh lord.Brown tinged butt crack this early in the morning.***throws chocolate croissant in bin with sqwuark of disgust***
BOB: A wee bit of schlong cannot be wrong.BOXER: Yay!IVD: You’re the one who posted about gay whales, might I remind you?BEAST: The calories from that chocolate croissant would have gone straight to your arse.I did you a favour.
Looks like a map of downtown Vancouver. see? There's Hastings avenue running diagonally across town!you can even make out the streetlights!
Anal bleaching and waxing services required. This should be posted with the title: NAKED YOGA - EPIC FAIL!
NATIONS: You can see the Safe-Injection Site too.T-BIRD: I just hope he has a packet of Yoga Mat Cleaning Wipes.
i knew it was filthy friday.i knew it would be gross.it is.and yet, here i am.*wearing my sunglasses all day to let my eyes recover*
Let's just be grateful he's doing a side crane pose, as opposed to a Jane Fonda fire hydrant; the resulting sweat sheen would've made this picture much, much worse.
SAVANNAH: The sun shines out of his arse.EROS: Not to mention “feeling the burn”.
What's that smell? EWWWWW!*passes out and falls on the floor*
RANDOM: I’m sure his arse is minty clean.
*Regaining consciousness*Hmmm...is that Spearmint or Curiously Strong like Altoids? Let me have another sniff...
RANDOM: Pfffffffffffffffffftttt.Ooops. Forgot to warn you.He had cabbage and Guinness for dinner.
MJ.ENOUGH!!Where are those pics of Anna Kournikova that you promised me? Every time I visit your blog I feel like chucking, don't do this to me!
HEY MJ, I have given you an Award on my blog that is an unique as you are: go check it out!!! Meanwhile, I'm barfing from the stench of cabbage and Guiness.
RATTY: When I asked for your Celebrity Arse requests, I don’t recall you asking for Anna Kournikova.RANDOM: My award is wearing a gas mask.Well that says it all, doesn’t it?Suzanne would have given me a bouquet of roses.I love the smell of cabbage and Guinness.It reminds me of dirty, filthy Irishmen.
The first incident of a yogic flying crash landing.George Harrison will be turning in his grave. (Yogic turning).
GEOFF: George Harrison AND Doug Henning will be turning in their graves.
Why are we looking up this fat old hairy mans arsehole?I'm just wondering.
Wrong, man. Wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start.Butt... heh... at least there are no toilet paper bunnies hanging off his butt hair.That would have been the icing on the cake.Peace!
CYBERPOOF: We’re looking for the wristwatch you lost up there.DIVA: Help yourself to a slice of dingleberry pie.
Can't have been mine as I don't own a wristwatchBeen thinking about it for years now but never got around to buying it
CyberPete: It could have been worse, you may have lost a pocket watch down there, which would have really been a story.
Yogic flying over Niagara Falls? What a buzz, maaaaaaaan!
CYBERPOOF: Your pearl bracelet, then.We know you have one of those as we've seen the pictures.GEOFF: As a candidate for Canada's "Natural Law Party", Henning proposed yogic flying as a solution to the problems of the nation.
MJ, have you got the matching pearl necklace to CyberPete's pearl bracelet?
I'd never get my hand near that, not even if he wore pants and I wore rubber gloves
BOB: CyberPoof has the matching set.CYBERPOOF: How about your satin opera gloves?
BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE............................BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE.
KNUDSEN: Barse and plenty of it.Would you like to resubmit your "Knudsen's arse" photo in this position?Boxer, for one, would love to see it.How do I know you're Knudsen, anyway? Where's your avatar? And your cap?
Oh no 'ol one eye at it again.
Really wonder who took that photograph.
Ok - those yoga mat cleaning wipes are something I think I'd enjoy. This gentleman, however, need some Glen Twenty and Hospital Grade Bleach. After which he can clean the mat. Baddum - tish!
MYTOES: And he's got his eye on you.MAGO: Your ma.T-BIRD: Tish?Or tush?
How'd you get that picture of my Ex?
OLGA: It's just as well that you've moved on and left him BEHIND.
Oh Dear God, I came by to snag your email so I can send my pictures for the "how not to decorate" and I GET this.
ReplyDeleteI had to turn my lap top upside before I figured out what I was looking at.
Is that Manuel again?
Why is he kissing a pillow?
ReplyDeleteShe's hot.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Manuel’s sugarloaf is sweet, unlike this one.
ReplyDeleteDid you know Manuel has given me permission to some day touch his sugarloaf?
NWT: He thinks it’s a Maria Sharapova pillow.
CHAMP: Email me for her phone number.
I hear she likes beards.
That's just W R O N G.
ReplyDeleteFirst!
ReplyDelete(The picture distracted me)
Oh no!
ReplyDeleteMy eyes!
Again...
Oh lord.
ReplyDeleteBrown tinged butt crack this early in the morning.
***throws chocolate croissant in bin with sqwuark of disgust***
BOB: A wee bit of schlong cannot be wrong.
ReplyDeleteBOXER: Yay!
IVD: You’re the one who posted about gay whales, might I remind you?
BEAST: The calories from that chocolate croissant would have gone straight to your arse.
I did you a favour.
Looks like a map of downtown Vancouver. see? There's Hastings avenue running diagonally across town!
ReplyDeleteyou can even make out the streetlights!
Anal bleaching and waxing services required.
ReplyDeleteThis should be posted with the title:
NAKED YOGA - EPIC FAIL!
NATIONS: You can see the Safe-Injection Site too.
ReplyDeleteT-BIRD: I just hope he has a packet of Yoga Mat Cleaning Wipes.
i knew it was filthy friday.
ReplyDeletei knew it would be gross.
it is.
and yet, here i am.
*wearing my sunglasses all day to let my eyes recover*
Let's just be grateful he's doing a side crane pose, as opposed to a Jane Fonda fire hydrant; the resulting sweat sheen would've made this picture much, much worse.
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: The sun shines out of his arse.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Not to mention “feeling the burn”.
What's that smell? EWWWWW!
ReplyDelete*passes out and falls on the floor*
RANDOM: I’m sure his arse is minty clean.
ReplyDelete*Regaining consciousness*
ReplyDeleteHmmm...is that Spearmint or Curiously Strong like Altoids? Let me have another sniff...
RANDOM: Pfffffffffffffffffftttt.
ReplyDeleteOoops. Forgot to warn you.
He had cabbage and Guinness for dinner.
MJ.
ReplyDeleteENOUGH!!
Where are those pics of Anna Kournikova that you promised me? Every time I visit your blog I feel like chucking, don't do this to me!
HEY MJ, I have given you an Award on my blog that is an unique as you are: go check it out!!!
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I'm barfing from the stench of cabbage and Guiness.
RATTY: When I asked for your Celebrity Arse requests, I don’t recall you asking for Anna Kournikova.
ReplyDeleteRANDOM: My award is wearing a gas mask.
Well that says it all, doesn’t it?
Suzanne would have given me a bouquet of roses.
I love the smell of cabbage and Guinness.
It reminds me of dirty, filthy Irishmen.
The first incident of a yogic flying crash landing.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Harrison will be turning in his grave. (Yogic turning).
GEOFF: George Harrison AND Doug Henning will be turning in their graves.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we looking up this fat old hairy mans arsehole?
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering.
Wrong, man. Wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start.
ReplyDeleteButt... heh... at least there are no toilet paper bunnies hanging off his butt hair.
That would have been the icing on the cake.
Peace!
CYBERPOOF: We’re looking for the wristwatch you lost up there.
ReplyDeleteDIVA: Help yourself to a slice of dingleberry pie.
Can't have been mine as I don't own a wristwatch
ReplyDeleteBeen thinking about it for years now but never got around to buying it
CyberPete: It could have been worse, you may have lost a pocket watch down there, which would have really been a story.
ReplyDeleteYogic flying over Niagara Falls? What a buzz, maaaaaaaan!
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Your pearl bracelet, then.
ReplyDeleteWe know you have one of those as we've seen the pictures.
GEOFF: As a candidate for Canada's "Natural Law Party", Henning proposed yogic flying as a solution to the problems of the nation.
MJ, have you got the matching pearl necklace to CyberPete's pearl bracelet?
ReplyDeleteI'd never get my hand near that, not even if he wore pants and I wore rubber gloves
ReplyDeleteBOB: CyberPoof has the matching set.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: How about your satin opera gloves?
BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE............................BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Barse and plenty of it.
ReplyDeleteWould you like to resubmit your "Knudsen's arse" photo in this position?
Boxer, for one, would love to see it.
How do I know you're Knudsen, anyway? Where's your avatar? And your cap?
Oh no 'ol one eye at it again.
ReplyDeleteReally wonder who took that photograph.
ReplyDeleteOk - those yoga mat cleaning wipes are something I think I'd enjoy.
ReplyDeleteThis gentleman, however, need some Glen Twenty and Hospital Grade Bleach.
After which he can clean the mat.
Baddum - tish!
MYTOES: And he's got his eye on you.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Your ma.
T-BIRD: Tish?
Or tush?
How'd you get that picture of my Ex?
ReplyDeleteOLGA: It's just as well that you've moved on and left him BEHIND.
ReplyDelete