See?? See??? Everyone agrees! You should have had Gina Gershon's arse on here as well as the likes of Johnny Depp! At least THAT would have been pleasant sights for Filthy Friday.
T-BIRD: Write “FF” for “Filthy Friday” on a Post-it note at work to remind you.
If anyone asks what it is you can say it’s a reminder to make your selections in “Fantasy Football.”
BITTERSWEET: War is never nice.
TICKERS: I checked the menu of your pub.
*wonders what’s in the cockburger*
CYBERPOOF: One of these days you’ll be getting Paul Walker or Patrick Muldoon’s arse so put a lid on it.
DORA: They’ll work it out after they’ve had a few pints together.
Question: What is the difference between a gay man and a straight man?
Answer: Six beers.
KNUDSEN: No one likes a hairy cock.
MAIDY: If you had bothered to click on the Johnny Depp’s arse link in my previous posting, you would have gone directly to Johnny Depp’s bum, you in-bred, slack-jawed yokel.
DAISY: Being an insomniac has to have some benefits.
CYBERPOOF: I’ll post some top totty just to shut you up.
TATAS: Makes a nice change from your wrinkly tits.
KAZ: You can’t go home again.
You’re not in Kansas anymore.
FROBI: This is what Piggy and Tazzy meant when they said they would be “taking some time out for ourselves away from the hustle and bustle” … “enjoying each other.”
TATAS: I could schedule a bitch fight between you and me and Maidy but I wouldn’t give you five minutes before you’d have your hand up Maidy’s snatch like she was a ventriloquist's dummy.
MAGO: Funny you should mention that as it’s the topic of NEXT week’s Filthy Friday.
Please return at that time and I promise you’ll be fully sated.
CYBERPOOF: It’s probably the only cock YOU’LL see all week.
As if the flabby old cocks were'nt bad enough.This has set the 'ladies' off for a bit of girl on girl action. Lets sort this out once and for all...... I challenge the lot of you to a fight. The loser does my washing the first runner up cleans the Beasts liar and the second runner up makes my dinner
beast...can i lose on purpose...and wear my french maid outfit (it makes cleaning so much easier)...and when i am done can i..get..uh..he..on my knees for you...lmao..yeah i couldn't even keep a straight face...sorry it's the wine...lmao
That's not Gina Gershon, you fucking fag hag slag!
ReplyDeleteYAY, FIRSTIES!!!
MAIDY: You kvetching, minge-munching, Psycho Bitch slag.
ReplyDeleteDid I say I’d post Gina Gershon’s arse today?
No, I did not.
Meanwhile, can’t you enjoy the cockfight?
Oh, the humanity!
ReplyDeleteMJ, one day I will remember it's filthy Friday and not be caught out...
That is not nice.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of my old drinking hole in StAlbans. 'Ye Olde Fighting Cocks'.
ReplyDeleteat least it's not some diseased minge or something like that
ReplyDeleteStill would it kill you to post ONE eye pleasing photo on a filthy friday?
I mean really
*shakes head and walks away*
A threesome gone bad.
ReplyDelete"I though you were getting the chick?"
"No, I thought you were"
"Awwww shit...."
cock fights are so ghey.
ReplyDeletegive them blades on the ends.
See?? See??? Everyone agrees! You should have had Gina Gershon's arse on here as well as the likes of Johnny Depp! At least THAT would have been pleasant sights for Filthy Friday.
ReplyDeleteBeer swilling, pine nut eating fucktard.
you really do have too much time on your hands don't you?
ReplyDeletenothing like a little shock from mj on friday morning!
T-BIRD: Write “FF” for “Filthy Friday” on a Post-it note at work to remind you.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone asks what it is you can say it’s a reminder to make your selections in “Fantasy Football.”
BITTERSWEET: War is never nice.
TICKERS: I checked the menu of your pub.
*wonders what’s in the cockburger*
CYBERPOOF: One of these days you’ll be getting Paul Walker or Patrick Muldoon’s arse so put a lid on it.
DORA: They’ll work it out after they’ve had a few pints together.
Question: What is the difference between a gay man and a straight man?
Answer: Six beers.
KNUDSEN: No one likes a hairy cock.
MAIDY: If you had bothered to click on the Johnny Depp’s arse link in my previous posting, you would have gone directly to Johnny Depp’s bum, you in-bred, slack-jawed yokel.
DAISY: Being an insomniac has to have some benefits.
just for the record I didn't agree with Maidy on getting Gina Gershon or Johnny Depp
ReplyDeleteI stated who I wish for yesterday and I'm sticking to it
Maidy is right about the picture not being top quality totty though
Wrinkly cock fighting.
ReplyDelete*vomits*
I'm going home now.
ReplyDeleteAh! so that's what happened to Tazzy & Piggy
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I’ll post some top totty just to shut you up.
ReplyDeleteTATAS: Makes a nice change from your wrinkly tits.
KAZ: You can’t go home again.
You’re not in Kansas anymore.
FROBI: This is what Piggy and Tazzy meant when they said they would be “taking some time out for ourselves away from the hustle and bustle” … “enjoying each other.”
Looking for another bitch fight MJ?
ReplyDelete*gets the mud pool ready*
Sadly the picture is not fully satisfying - they do not wear socks ...
ReplyDeleteIt's a pity that it's so wasted on most of us Tatas
ReplyDeleteTATAS: I could schedule a bitch fight between you and me and Maidy but I wouldn’t give you five minutes before you’d have your hand up Maidy’s snatch like she was a ventriloquist's dummy.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Funny you should mention that as it’s the topic of NEXT week’s Filthy Friday.
Please return at that time and I promise you’ll be fully sated.
CYBERPOOF: It’s probably the only cock YOU’LL see all week.
I didn't add Maidy into this bitch fight you silly tart. You just want her all to yourself
ReplyDeleteFor once, I want to sit ringside and watch MJ get the piss smacked out of her.
ReplyDeleteGo on, Tatas, my money is on you. And I'll even put it in pounds sterling or euros and not this American shit I have to deal with.
TATAS & MAIDY: Why don't the two of you get a room to play out your deviant sexual fantasies together?
ReplyDeleteI'll take pics and post them on Infomaniac.
As if the flabby old cocks were'nt bad enough.This has set the 'ladies' off for a bit of girl on girl action.
ReplyDeleteLets sort this out once and for all...... I challenge the lot of you to a fight.
The loser does my washing
the first runner up cleans the Beasts liar
and the second runner up makes my dinner
YOUR ALL GOING DOWN
or maybe that was un unwise choice of phrase :-)
Yeah right Mj, you wish.
ReplyDeleteMaidy: lets just go and get on with it and let her go off on one.
wow! cock fights and bitch fights! this is the best filthy friday yet!!! let the games begin....
ReplyDelete*slaps Tatas with my right tit and Maidy with my left*
ReplyDelete*orders Tatas to sit on Beast with one arse cheek and on Voices with the other*
*challenges Beast and Voices to whip out their willies and begin the cockfighting*
*takes swig out of whiskey bottle and pretends not to be listening, passes bottle over to beast*
ReplyDeleteAn antidote, an antidote ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.deutsche-bank-kunst.com/art/images/252/84.jpg
*slaps MJ upside her head with a bottle of Budweiser*
ReplyDelete*looks at Tatas*
So, you wanna do it here and take turns kicking MJ?
Zack warned me about this!!! I HAD to come and look though...
ReplyDeleteThat is just wrong on so many levels...
HEY, I know you don't know me but swing by my blog...I'm having a special party. Please come join the fun! :-)))
VOICES: Beast is sleeping it off.
ReplyDeleteGimme that bottle.
MAGO: Antidote?
Are you a licensed practitioner?
MAIDY: *slaps Maidy’s arse with a hockey stick*
What do you expect?
It’s the playoffs!
*insert theme from Hockey Night in Canada here*
RANDOMCHICK: It’s not always like this, you know.
*winks knowingly to the rest of you*
Party? Are there cocktails?
I’ll swing round soon!
Are the rest of these misfits invited too?
I guess once they found them weenies they held on tight. Looks more like belly wars.
ReplyDeleteMaidy I'm with you girl.
ReplyDeleteMJ: My ass isn't as big as yours bitch.
Oh do that tit slap again I enjoyed it.
Maidy how about getting the handcuffs on Mj? Slap her about with my tits?
MYTOES: Things could easily get out of hand.
ReplyDeleteTATAS: *tweaks Tatas’ nipples*
*watches her big arse jiggle as she runs away*
*sneaks back in from the party at randoms and frisks sleeping beast for his cocktail weenies*
ReplyDeleteVOICES: I thought you were passed out on Ramdom's pile of coats in the bedroom!
ReplyDeleteBeast's weenies are exceptionally small, aren't they?
Yes, the rest of the misfits are absolutely invited...except for Beast. Sorry, but we don't need anymore teeny weenies over here...
ReplyDeleteCan someone help me find the bathroom??? I'm lost.
the sleeping beast needs a golden shower....
ReplyDeleteOh dear lord
ReplyDeleteSo bring on the totty MJ
RANDOM:Fab party!
ReplyDeleteBeast would be a burden.
VOICES: Random is asking for the bathroom.
Could you lead her over to Beast's lair?
CYBERPOOF: Not today, dear.
I Blokes Realmente Fanno Quello?
ReplyDelete(*scratches head in Italian*)
no you have to exhaust your folder from www.olddirtygeezerswithtinycocks.com first
ReplyDeleteI understand, or well I'm trying to but I'm scarred for life.
TONY: Che cosa stai dicendo?
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Exhaust my old dirty geezers with tiny cocks file?
Come back this time next year.
beast...can i lose on purpose...and wear my french maid outfit (it makes cleaning so much easier)...and when i am done can i..get..uh..he..on my knees for you...lmao..yeah i couldn't even keep a straight face...sorry it's the wine...lmao
ReplyDeleteDAISY: Beast was last seen lying in a pool of his own salad cream.
ReplyDeleteWhile you're here, would you mind tidying up?