Friday, December 14, 2007

Filthy Friday


(click for bigger balls)


Note to Betty and Garfer: I promised you a man with three testicles and I delivered.
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29 comments:

  1. CyberPete2:54 AM, December 14, 2007

    Yes you were right my balls did get bigger from clicking that

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  2. Old Knudsen3:03 AM, December 14, 2007

    What a stud, no not yer man.

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice3:19 AM, December 14, 2007

    Hmmm... Three is the new two.

    I like it!

    And CyberPoof: I bet your balls didn't stay big for long after all that 'clicking'?

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  4. KAZ4:49 AM, December 14, 2007

    (Ignores pic)

    That new blogger open ID thingy appeared on my blog overnight.
    Plus - lots of orange icons on everyone's comments.

    So will Piggy be over to comment when he feels better?

    Oh it just appeared here as well!

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  5. Anonymous6:06 AM, December 14, 2007

    Oh.

    Sign in using WordPress?

    I bet it doesn't work.

    *four submissions later...*

    Well, WordPress sign-in doesn't work.

    OpenID signing doesn't work (it gives a 'delegation' error).

    Pile of shite.

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  6. garfer6:58 AM, December 14, 2007

    Whatever would we do without you MJ. All those hours you must have spent searching for that photo.

    You deserve a medal (made out of plastic).

    Three balls wobble but they don't fall down.

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  7. The Mistress8:26 AM, December 14, 2007

    CYBERSLAG: Your balls may have gotten bigger but clicking’s not a magic pill, you know.

    Don’t keep clicking for a size increase anywhere else.

    You’ll only get carpal tunnel syndrome.

    KNUDSEN: Riveting, I agree.

    IVD: What would you do with the extra ball?

    Juggle?

    KAZ: It’s all about Piggy, isn’t it?

    PIGGY: It’s all about Piggy, isn’t it?

    Why have they offered all those options yet you still can’t link to your blog?

    GARFER: It was nothing.

    These things just fall from the sky for me.

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  8. Frobisher8:35 AM, December 14, 2007

    I used to have a bf with three testicles, well one was a benign growth.

    he was quite proud of it tho' as it gave a bigger bulge in his jeans.

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  9. The Mistress8:44 AM, December 14, 2007

    Frobi: If you’d like a bigger bulge yourself, stick this into your pants.

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  10. Anonymous9:10 AM, December 14, 2007

    Well you have not let us down on Filthy Friday - I am pleased about that!! Is he asleep ? Or has he passed out?

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  11. The Mistress9:32 AM, December 14, 2007

    MUTLEY: He's been given a dose of Rohypnol by one of our readers who must remain nameless.

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  12. CyberPete9:57 AM, December 14, 2007

    Yes and we wouldn't want that, although I must say a little more clicking won't hurt anyone

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  13. BEAST11:51 AM, December 14, 2007

    Is pigsty still moaning. thats two testicles and a bit of hanging sack......I feel cheated
    Harumph

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  14. eroswings12:25 PM, December 14, 2007

    Never mind the testicles...how does he get thru airport security?

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  15. Romeo Morningwood12:28 PM, December 14, 2007

    Yikes, the roidz really shrunk his marbles eh?

    That reminds me, I need to go to Staples.

    Hey I wondered where all of those collar tie-bars from the 80s ended up..((pfft))
    I said ended up.

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  16. S.I.D.1:23 PM, December 14, 2007

    Speaking of pawnbrokers,MJ he only offered me £0.25p for your pic.

    I'll speak to you later about this.

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  17. The Mistress1:24 PM, December 14, 2007

    CYBERSLUT: I’m sure you’re clicking enough for all of us.

    BEAST: Smoke and mirrors are sometimes required where you fellas are concerned.

    BINGOWINGS: He just waves his magic wand at the customs officer.

    HE: Will you be purchasing an Easy Button™?

    ((pfft)) … For best results, inflate by mouth.

    SID: Sod off.

    You're supposed to be at your Christmas party.

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  18. Romeo Morningwood2:46 PM, December 14, 2007

    Speaking of easy buttons..
    I finally figured out the metaphorical equivalent of
    "hey diddle, diddle,
    the 'cat' and the fiddle"

    Man am I slow?

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  19. CyberPete3:41 PM, December 14, 2007

    I must have been delirious from the fever and lack of water and food

    The guy has more metal in his cock than the Eiffel Tower

    I am sure it would be lethal if a lightning struck somewhere close

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  20. Upset Waitress6:26 PM, December 14, 2007

    That's the smallest pierced dick I've ever seen.

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  21. Bittersweet2:50 PM, December 15, 2007

    eeewww

    if you squint at the pic, you might imagine he is being touched up with a 3-toed paw.

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  22. WithinWithout8:37 PM, December 15, 2007

    Looks like, from the neck up, someone we both know, MJ. Say no more, say no more.

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  23. Upset Waitress9:07 PM, December 15, 2007

    So what about when he flies on a plane? Must be a hostile situation.

    This word veric fication sucks when ya are drunk. Fckuing ridicelous MJ!

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  24. The Mistress2:06 AM, December 16, 2007

    HE: Eh? Huh? Wot?

    CYBERSLUT: You’re exaggerating.

    The Eiffel Tower has 18,000 metal parts.

    This guy has far fewer, obviously.

    WAITRESS: Less area, then, to apply rust remover to.

    BITTERSWEET: Welcome!

    A three-toed paw?

    Is it Mutley’s?

    WW: So it does!

    I have no idea what he looks like below the belt so I’ll say no more.

    WAITRESS: We had a word verification vote here months ago and WV was voted in to stay for now.

    Help yourself to another jello shot.

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  25. Justimagine2:36 PM, December 16, 2007

    Now thats unique!

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  26. The Mistress2:49 PM, December 16, 2007

    CAROLYN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    In an earlier era he could have toured with Barnum & Bailey.

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  27. Anonymous10:56 AM, December 17, 2007

    That's sick. Small balls and safety pins needed to stimulate?

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  28. The Mistress11:05 AM, December 17, 2007

    MYTOES: It's probably just for show.

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  29. AngelConradie12:17 PM, December 19, 2007

    oh eeeuuwwww!!!

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