Thursday, December 27, 2007

Book of the Week

The Hustitute

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  1. nwtrunner12:50 AM, December 27, 2007

    Hope the book is better than the cover, but in this case - I think it might be fair to judge...

    This is your holiday reading MJ? Classy!

    Oh yeah - Yayyyy First!

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  2. Anonymous5:40 AM, December 27, 2007

    Is it the MJ Christmas book since he looks like he has a Christmas tree of hair growing from his thong ?

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  3. The Mistress6:45 AM, December 27, 2007

    NWT: Just you watch.

    It will be the next selection on Oprah’s Book Club.

    GEO: A better title would have been “The Hirsutetitute.”

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  4. Maidy9:38 AM, December 27, 2007

    Oh now that's just about nasty.

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice9:40 AM, December 27, 2007

    That's how I read it with the first quick glance: “The Hirsutetitute.”

    And I don't want to give that cover more than a quick glance as it's more scary than Cruella in a pet shop.

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  6. eroswings9:47 AM, December 27, 2007

    Why is he carrying a chia pet in his underpants?

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  7. Rimshot10:48 AM, December 27, 2007

    Yay! First!

    That is one ugly chick.

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  8. The Mistress10:54 AM, December 27, 2007

    MAIDY: See my comment to Bingowings.

    IVD: Surely you’ve had worse down at the docks.

    BINGOWINGS: He’s trying to lure Maidy.

    She’s been keen to get her hands on a chia pet all month.

    RIMMER: Put a bag over her head like you do with your other “girlfriends.”

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  9. Geoff10:56 AM, December 27, 2007

    That's what I call a "Welcome" mat.

    Somewhere you can leave your shoes as you hang your hat.

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  10. The Mistress11:23 AM, December 27, 2007

    GEOFF: And what I call a "doormat."

    Someone you can walk all over.

    *leaves my shoes out for polishing*

    He gets bonus points if you can hang a bike helmet.

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  11. Rimshot12:15 PM, December 27, 2007

    What 'girlfriends'?

    I've been celibate for years. (not of my choosing, mind you)

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  12. The Mistress12:59 PM, December 27, 2007

    RIMMER: Your tale of woe reminds me of Uncle Teo in the Fellini film "Amarcord."

    Uncle Teo climbs a tree, refuses to come down, and screams out, "I WANT A WOMAN!"

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  13. Rimshot1:53 PM, December 27, 2007

    ooooh look at me, I'm MJ, I watch 35 year old foreign language films that tell semi-autobiograhical coming of age tales. la-ti-dah!




    I WANT A NAP!

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  14. The Mistress2:08 PM, December 27, 2007

    RIMMER: Since the introduction of "talkies" I've been forced to watch such fare.

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  15. Rimshot2:34 PM, December 27, 2007

    I don't even know you anymore!

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  16. The Mistress2:41 PM, December 27, 2007

    RIMMER: I thought you were going for a nap.

    And take your girlfriend with you.

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  17. Rimshot3:21 PM, December 27, 2007

    No rest for the wicked, my dear MJ.

    The life of a superhero is one of neverending vigilance with n'ery a moment for one's self. I must maintain a watchful eye on the comings and going of the local citizenry and keep them safe from Canadians.

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  18. Old Knudsen4:22 PM, December 27, 2007

    I like Philip K Dick.

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  19. S.I.D.5:30 PM, December 27, 2007

    Is that one of your own paintings MJ?

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  20. The Mistress8:17 PM, December 27, 2007

    RIMMER: What kind of superpowers do you have?

    KNUDSEN: I like dick, too.

    SID: It was painted by one of the Old MasterBators.

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  21. Rimshot8:46 PM, December 27, 2007

    Now, I couldn't tell you that...Rimshot is just my cover/alter-ego. If I spilled the beans about my 'abilities' you'd be able to piece together too much of the story and then you'd be in danger.

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  22. Manuel9:00 PM, December 27, 2007

    I got nothing....seriously nothing....

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  23. The Mistress9:23 PM, December 27, 2007

    RIMMER: Your secret power is "Freudenjauchzenhüpfenkicken."

    MANUEL: You're spent!

    You've given so selflessly to the undeserving office party revelers who've ordered you about and pinched your arse cheeks this holiday season.

    It's no wonder you've nothing left to give.

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