GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR SMUNTY
Royal Mail lazy cunts
Videos of blokes wanking
Compulsive masturbator
Compulsives wankers
Thumb sucking in adults
Stevie fucking Brian
Totty in knickers
Gloryholes in Dorset
I can't put my tongue in the right places
hard on pricks pictures
Filthy mong
pic of moose knuckles
men wearing ladies slips
Deformed cock
GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR CARLY
Sexy little minx in Dorset
Minge shots
Giant clitty
Knickers down photographs
Shorts up in the cunt
Pish in my cunt
Bald cunt flaps
Cameltoe vulva
tongue carly
Up Carly’s arse
Carly having it up the arse
women who dress their man in hosiery
GOOGLE SEARCHES LOOKING FOR SMUNTY & CARLY TOGETHER
"mentally challenged" noisy neighbours
Free Dorset dogging
Yay! I'm speechless!
ReplyDeletecock.......tied........upsetting.
ReplyDelete(Rushes for extra dark glasses to avoid pics)
ReplyDeleteI also get 'Dogging in Dorset'. Why?
Is that where they live?
They do indeed live in Doyset (yes, I said 'Doyset') Kaz.
ReplyDeleteHundreds of miles from civilisation.
Thankfully.
KNUDSEN: You're telling me you didn't learn the "Cock Knot" in Scouts?
ReplyDeleteKAZ AND PIGGY: When The Smunts aren't blogging, they're dogging.
When they're not shopping at Tesco, they're "al fresco."
* resolves never to go to Dorset *
ReplyDeleteaha.....exhaust buildup.
ReplyDeletecould that be why my car has trouble maintaining an idle?
i thought the black and white cat rode in the van.
Leave it to a Canadian to come up with this...
ReplyDeleteIVD: No need to travel all the way to Dorset when there's dogging at Mousehold Heath.
ReplyDeleteFN: The cat doesn't have his driver's licence.
CHAMP: Envy us.
I pity you.
ReplyDeleteI rather view images of cocks and pimply arses than to be force fed the face of Steve!
ReplyDeleteArghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*runs*
"filthy mong" was me, it was a typo. I meant to type "anal leakage".
ReplyDeleteRIMMER: Pity rhymes with bitty.
ReplyDeleteSee new posting.
AWA: Open wide.
Another spoonful won't kill you.
WARING: "Anal Leakage"
There's that new blog title you've been looking for.
It's all lies, none of those searches lead to us.
ReplyDeleteHowever - bald sex god, hung like a baby elephant, photo finish in a zeppelin race,how do my norks affect the Dorset tide and the benefits of low fat yoghurt for sperm production do!
Cuntwhore!
SMUNTY: Bollix!
ReplyDeleteThe top searches for you are:
1) bendy willy
2) Piggy's bitch
3) unsatisfied housewives in Dorset
I've heard of sticking potatoes in exhaust pipes to stop the car running, but that's crazy. WTF is he wearing? Does his mother know that he's been in the wardrobe again... I'm sure I've seen that guy in our IT department...
ReplyDeleteGASKINS: It's Smunty himself in Carly's lingerie but I've Photoshopped someone else's face onto him to spare him the humiliation.
ReplyDelete