Friday seems an eternity away at the moment.Yay! Fucking first!Every commenter below is a cunt.Especially the first one below.
So this isn't filthy then? I now have that song in my head, you are a mean, evil and probably an alcoholic devil.
Look you fucker I'm supposed to be the first one, you came prematurely.
PIGGY: Friday seems like an eternity because you've been stalling with your Smunty Gump posting all week.And you have the nerve to call ME a lazy cunt!KNUDSEN: I see by your profile pic that you've replaced Mike Wallace. Are you trying to get into Barbara Walters' knickers?I've transfered the song to your brain from mine. Ha. That'll teach you for calling me Stenchtrench.Unfortunately Get Happy has been replaced in my head by Barry Manilow's Copacabana.
Christmas starts tomorrow......now that IS filthy.....
MANUEL: Be strong and try not to spill soup in anyone's lap.
I don't know why the bottom one has that inane grin on her face. She's obviously about to have her snatch used as a dartboard.
GARFY: Welcome back!Did you get to the Pencil Museum?Darts? I think you'll find she's playing ping pong.
I have nothing of merit to add to this.Blah!
Her name was MJShe was a showgirlwith yellow stained teethand a foul smelling cuntshe'd bump and grindlike a rhinestone cowboy
RIMMER: Feck off then.CYBERSLUT: I can only imagine that rhymes in Danish but loses something in the translation.
Feck? Is that a new word you're trying to implement?
Really?Maybe it was a haiku?Or some other worldly profound sort of proseMaybe it's just you Canucks that don't get itin any case the message does come across no?
RIMMER: Use the word “feck” when you’re frustrated and somewhat aggrieved.You have much to learn.Observe.CYBERSLAG: Your cowboy poetry would be put to better use over at Bingowings.We all want to see the pasty Danish pastry in the Elf Shorts.
Yay! The weekend will soon be upon us. Although, here's hoping it's scantily-clad strumpet free.
I will not wear the shortsI'd probably throw them at the wall and see how long they stick to it
and ok I left a cowboy comment on bingowings blog
The bottom one's an early pic of MJ when she was still a "working girl".
IVD: Scantily-clad and strumpet free?I can't make any promises.In fact, I would advise you not to visit tomorrow.CYBERSLUT: I saw your latest so-called poetic offering over at Bingowings.No, you will not wear The Shorts.CONNIE: Shut your mouth or I'll lob a ping pong ball into it.
Nice chair!
SID: A chair that will only be fit for kindling once you've sat in it.
*stands by with table-tennis bat*Give it your best shot bitch.
*decides to add NBC suit*
gimme one with puffy nipples and I'll kiss you on the lips. wearing chapstick.and a toque.and gouda earrings.so you don't feel alienated.
CONNIE: You're the one they call "Bionic Stench."It should be me with the NBC suit.FN: Just because I'm a Canuck doesn't automatically mean I'm toting a toque, you know.
You have a great sense of balance, MJ. Or ballast.
I think the lady at the bottom is in labor.
I don't know how to to the tag thingie so:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-10vF5Xhs&feature=related
I think I've got the hang of this 'feck' thing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5snc_LYSY
Although I find her position perpendicularly puzzling, the second young lady's self-confident assurance and poise dispeled the notion that blondes have more fun.
WW: Have you considered entering a gurning contest?That's a whole new look for you.AWA: You're the birthing expert. I wouldn't know. How many have you popped out now?RIMMER: I see you've been doing your feckin' homework.Now shut the feck up and get yer bollix outta my face, ya feckin' big eejit.HE: *thumbs through dog-eared Kama Sutra*Nope. I don't see that position in there either.
Oooo bitch fight between MJ and Connie.Fight fight fight fight fight*gets ring side seat*
Feck!
Wow that must be a big hole to get the fist in!
Friday seems an eternity away at the moment.
ReplyDeleteYay! Fucking first!
Every commenter below is a cunt.
Especially the first one below.
So this isn't filthy then? I now have that song in my head, you are a mean, evil and probably an alcoholic devil.
ReplyDeleteLook you fucker I'm supposed to be the first one, you came prematurely.
ReplyDeletePIGGY: Friday seems like an eternity because you've been stalling with your Smunty Gump posting all week.
ReplyDeleteAnd you have the nerve to call ME a lazy cunt!
KNUDSEN: I see by your profile pic that you've replaced Mike Wallace. Are you trying to get into Barbara Walters' knickers?
I've transfered the song to your brain from mine. Ha. That'll teach you for calling me Stenchtrench.
Unfortunately Get Happy has been replaced in my head by Barry Manilow's Copacabana.
Christmas starts tomorrow......now that IS filthy.....
ReplyDeleteMANUEL: Be strong and try not to spill soup in anyone's lap.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why the bottom one has that inane grin on her face. She's obviously about to have her snatch used as a dartboard.
ReplyDeleteGARFY: Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteDid you get to the Pencil Museum?
Darts? I think you'll find she's playing ping pong.
I have nothing of merit to add to this.
ReplyDeleteBlah!
Her name was MJ
ReplyDeleteShe was a showgirl
with yellow stained teeth
and a foul smelling cunt
she'd bump and grind
like a rhinestone cowboy
RIMMER: Feck off then.
ReplyDeleteCYBERSLUT: I can only imagine that rhymes in Danish but loses something in the translation.
Feck? Is that a new word you're trying to implement?
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was a haiku?
Or some other worldly profound sort of prose
Maybe it's just you Canucks that don't get it
in any case the message does come across no?
RIMMER: Use the word “feck” when you’re frustrated and somewhat aggrieved.
ReplyDeleteYou have much to learn.
Observe.
CYBERSLAG: Your cowboy poetry would be put to better use over at Bingowings.
We all want to see the pasty Danish pastry in the Elf Shorts.
Yay! The weekend will soon be upon us. Although, here's hoping it's scantily-clad strumpet free.
ReplyDeleteI will not wear the shorts
ReplyDeleteI'd probably throw them at the wall and see how long they stick to it
and ok I left a cowboy comment on bingowings blog
ReplyDeleteThe bottom one's an early pic of MJ when she was still a "working girl".
ReplyDeleteIVD: Scantily-clad and strumpet free?
ReplyDeleteI can't make any promises.
In fact, I would advise you not to visit tomorrow.
CYBERSLUT: I saw your latest so-called poetic offering over at Bingowings.
No, you will not wear The Shorts.
CONNIE: Shut your mouth or I'll lob a ping pong ball into it.
Nice chair!
ReplyDeleteSID: A chair that will only be fit for kindling once you've sat in it.
ReplyDelete*stands by with table-tennis bat*
ReplyDeleteGive it your best shot bitch.
*decides to add NBC suit*
ReplyDeletegimme one with puffy nipples and I'll kiss you on the lips.
ReplyDeletewearing chapstick.
and a toque.
and gouda earrings.
so you don't feel alienated.
CONNIE: You're the one they call "Bionic Stench."
ReplyDeleteIt should be me with the NBC suit.
FN: Just because I'm a Canuck doesn't automatically mean I'm toting a toque, you know.
You have a great sense of balance, MJ. Or ballast.
ReplyDeleteI think the lady at the bottom is in labor.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to to the tag thingie so:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-10vF5Xhs&feature=related
I think I've got the hang of this 'feck' thing.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5snc_LYSY
Although I find her position perpendicularly puzzling, the second young lady's self-confident assurance and poise dispeled the notion that blondes have more fun.
ReplyDeleteWW: Have you considered entering a gurning contest?
ReplyDeleteThat's a whole new look for you.
AWA: You're the birthing expert. I wouldn't know.
How many have you popped out now?
RIMMER: I see you've been doing your feckin' homework.
Now shut the feck up and get yer bollix outta my face, ya feckin' big eejit.
HE: *thumbs through dog-eared Kama Sutra*
Nope. I don't see that position in there either.
Oooo bitch fight between MJ and Connie.
ReplyDeleteFight fight fight fight fight
*gets ring side seat*
Feck!
ReplyDeleteWow that must be a big hole to get the fist in!
ReplyDelete