Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Liquid Jolliness

It’s Customer Appreciation Day here on Infomaniac and in thanks for your readership I offer you Liquid Jolliness…





Help yourself to a Disgruntled Elf, won’t you?
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23 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:04 AM, October 02, 2007

    *barfs first*

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  2. CyberPete3:10 AM, October 02, 2007

    Did the elf dip his shorts in it first?

    *gags*

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  3. eroswings3:17 AM, October 02, 2007

    Elf pee must be all the rage this season!

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  4. Frobisher6:23 AM, October 02, 2007

    I rather like the sound of disguntled elf - whats in it?

    Drink du jour here is a shot glass filled three quarters with Jack Daniels and topped up with Tia Maria! Yum

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  5. KAZ7:04 AM, October 02, 2007

    Don't mind it I do.
    Is the gingerbread shake for Piggy?

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  6. Prunella Jones8:23 AM, October 02, 2007

    That gingerbread shake sounds delicious. I think they serve it at Starbucks now.

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  7. Rimshot8:58 AM, October 02, 2007

    Disgruntled...Jolliness...I'm getting some mixed signals MJ.

    Now who wants my cherry?

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  8. The Mistress9:45 AM, October 02, 2007

    PIGGY: That’s the second time this week you’ve vomited on my blog.

    Are you ill?

    CYBERSLUT: I didn’t know you had a gag reflex.

    BINGOWINGS: Elf pee?

    I’m sure those Elf Shorts that are winging their way to you are stained with piss.

    FROBI: What’s in a Disgruntled Elf? Here’s the ingredients…

    Granny Smith Green Apple Liqueur, Rum, Tequila, Triple Sec, Gin, Sprite and a Marachino Cherry garnish.

    Something for everyone!

    Kaz: Anything ginger has Piggy’s name all over it.

    PRU: Let’s get through pumpkin latte season before we move on to gingerbread.

    Christmas comes too soon!

    RIMSHOT: Mixed signals? As the customer is always right, feel free to interpret them as you wish.

    I’m sure your cherry is past its sell-by date.

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  9. The Mistress9:48 AM, October 02, 2007

    FROBI: Forgot to ask you if you're doing body shots off Juanton?

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  10. Divian10:28 AM, October 02, 2007

    I'll take vodka on the rocks, with a twist of Bacardi 151.

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  11. The Mistress11:07 AM, October 02, 2007

    AWA: Pay attention to the cocktail menu. The choices are Disgruntled Elf or Gingerbread Shake.

    There's a dive down the street if you want better service. There's a limit to my jolliness, you know.

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  12. Rimshot11:21 AM, October 02, 2007

    I'll trade my cherry, my disgruntled elf AND my gingerbread shake for a hands free swig of your Jameson, MJ

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  13. Tickersoid12:02 PM, October 02, 2007

    I still can't get past the moose knuckle.

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  14. Billy12:50 PM, October 02, 2007

    *slurps*

    *gags*

    *belches*

    Can I have some more please?

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  15. Maidy1:18 PM, October 02, 2007

    I'm really bumming today.

    Can I have a double of the Disgruntled Elf? I believe that would be a Disgruntled Midget.

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  16. Captain Smack1:33 PM, October 02, 2007

    I once invented a Christmas drink called a Satan Claus, it was red and white (kind of like a Bloody Mary with whipped cream on top), but it never took off for some reason. Maybe it's a seasonal thing.

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  17. Inexplicable DeVice3:36 PM, October 02, 2007

    Ewww... Well, it's too soon for a Disgruntled Elf (only just got rid of The 'Shorts), but I don't think I could stomach a Gingerbread Shake.

    I mean, who'd drink something made of someone's house?

    Actually, I'll just settle for the gin and a cherry.

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  18. The Mistress4:54 PM, October 02, 2007

    RIMSHOT: Hands-free Jameson swigging from my bottle is SID’s job but you can lick any errant drops of alcohol off my shoes.

    TICKERS: The one in Steve’s knickers?

    Good to have you back.

    BILLY: Help yourself.

    *sprays room deodorizer around Billy’s head*

    MAIDY: Why don’t I just send a team of midget wrestlers over to rough you up and give you something to REALLY bum about? Eh?

    CAP’N SMACK: Is it happy hour in Hell yet?

    *takes a number and queues up*

    IVD: Aren’t you secretly a bit of a disgruntled elf yourself for having sent The Shorts off in the post to a new home?

    I’m surprised you don’t have separation anxiety.

    How are you going to pull without that Shorts and stripey shirt outfit?

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  19. S.I.D.5:54 PM, October 02, 2007

    And what, pray tell,have your real "customers" received this fine day?

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  20. The Mistress6:49 PM, October 02, 2007

    SID: A mug from your vast collection.

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  21. Maidy8:25 PM, October 02, 2007

    I'd rather have the booze.

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  22. The Mistress9:52 PM, October 02, 2007

    MAIDY: Enjoying your post-PERGnancy boozing?

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  23. Maidy10:02 PM, October 02, 2007

    I'm making up for lost time.

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