Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Help Me, I’m Possessed!




Somebody DO something!
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22 comments:

  1. CyberPete1:33 AM, September 04, 2007

    *calls the god squad*

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  2. Anonymous1:43 AM, September 04, 2007

    *chops her head off*

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  3. Divian2:07 AM, September 04, 2007

    I think I shall wait until you spin your head around, vomit green slime, and then I shall run until my feet fall off--away from you.

    *whips out Bible*
    *recites exosorcism.*

    Is that even how you spell that????

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  4. KAZ4:43 AM, September 04, 2007

    Just another excuse.

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  5. Frobisher5:56 AM, September 04, 2007

    Have you got the devil in you?

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  6. Prunella Jones11:19 AM, September 04, 2007

    I'll loan you my Stryper CD.

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  7. Anonymous1:15 PM, September 04, 2007

    Quick, strike yourself in the gob with a hockey stick!!!

    No, wait, we'll do it for you!

    *instructs Piggy and Tatty to hold her down*

    *gives hockey stick to CyberPete*

    *he misses and hits her in the snatch*

    *laffs*

    *kicks her for GP*

    *runs*

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  8. CyberPete1:49 PM, September 04, 2007

    *high fives Maidy*

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  9. The Mistress1:50 PM, September 04, 2007

    #@&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    #@&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!cocksuckers!&#!
    #@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!#@&*!#

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  10. CyberPete2:14 PM, September 04, 2007

    and you wonder why you are going straight to hell...

    see you there bitch!

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  11. Anonymous2:35 PM, September 04, 2007

    *catches MJ and throws her into a bull ring*

    *jumps in to save the bull before it falls in MJ's snatch*

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice3:04 PM, September 04, 2007

    You know, I thought there was something familiar about you! You're that demon who tried selling me broom insurance the last time I was in the city of Pandemonium.

    * also hits MJ in the snatch - with Cyberpete *

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  13. The Mistress7:12 PM, September 04, 2007

    #@&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    #@&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!There seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin.!&#!
    #@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!#@&*!#

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  14. Anonymous8:56 PM, September 04, 2007

    *Thinking~Damned illiterate immigrant! The sign says that All Employees Must Wash their Hands Before Returning to Work! I knew I should've spent more on the sign with the pictures.*

    No, MJ, it's suppose to be there; it's a new drink called Anita Hill Thrill. Bottoms up!

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  15. Old Knudsen9:06 PM, September 04, 2007

    I will so something, I shall mostly not care, besides you have to lift the restraining order.

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  16. FirstNations10:39 PM, September 04, 2007

    so what? the guy in the picture looks like he's having a good time. ask me when i give a fuck, ok?

    oh fine.


    "I rebuke thee satan and all thy works, i rebuke thee, i rebuke thee, I rebuke thee utterly..."

    is it working? maybe I have to be a priest. anybody? anybody?

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  17. The Mistress12:26 AM, September 05, 2007

    #@&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    #@&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!#@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!&#!
    #@&*!#@&*!#
    @&*!#@&*!#

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  18. Romeo Morningwood9:27 AM, September 05, 2007

    The power of mice compels you.
    The Power of Mice Compels You.
    THE POWER OF MICE COMPELS YOU!

    oh, I've just been told that apparently that isn't what Father Merrin said to the demons in the Excorcist.

    Never Mind.
    Carry On.

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  19. Romeo Morningwood12:02 PM, September 05, 2007

    Featuring the hit song:
    Whatchu talkin'bout Satan!

    Who is that guy?
    Is that Urkel or Huggy Bear?

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  20. Romeo Morningwood12:08 PM, September 05, 2007

    Since you are obviously incapacitated, no doubt writhing on the bed trying to dislodge your reestraints, I might as well take advantage of you...TIED UP!

    Hey, this getting kinky!
    Should I wear a black cassock and a litttle white collar tab?
    How do you say, show me wear your mama lives, in latin?

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  21. The Mistress12:25 PM, September 05, 2007

    HE: Cast out your demons! Be gone!

    Never to mention Urkel here again!

    Mater domus!

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  22. Romeo Morningwood8:44 AM, September 06, 2007

    Excellent!

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