Friday, September 14, 2007

Caption This!


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Caption this, bitches!
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28 comments:

  1. Eddie Waring12:26 AM, September 14, 2007

    This advertisement paid for by Hillary Clinton For President.

    Is she flicking cigarette ash in that lads mouth?

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice3:07 AM, September 14, 2007

    The bitch at the front vomits off camera as, seconds before, MJ had opened her legs in his face.

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice3:08 AM, September 14, 2007

    "Ooh, I really need a crap" says Grandad at the back.

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  4. Divian3:17 AM, September 14, 2007

    MJ makes Tazzy her sex slave to which he eagerly complies.

    Check my blog, MJ, I left you a present.

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  5. Anonymous5:24 AM, September 14, 2007

    Well here I am BIOTCH!!
    Don't want you throwing your dummy out the pram now do we.
    TATAS
    =x=

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  6. The Mistress6:28 AM, September 14, 2007

    WARING: Yes, he’s an ambulatory ashtray.

    IVD: It’s all about body waste with you, isn’t it?

    *wipes up mess that IVD leaves behind*

    Don’t you have a compo to organize?

    AWA: Tazzy? Are you mad? Although he IS one hunka burnin’ love, no doubt about it.

    Right. About your present. Does the “Rockin’ Girl Blogger” Award come with benefits? Where’s my prize? Is the cheque in the mail? What time is the limo coming to pick me up? Send my tiara out for polishing before it picks me up.Does my ass look fat in this ball gown?

    And if I accept the award, does it mean I have to nominate another girl for the award? Okay. I nominate Smunty Steve.

    TATAS: Anonymous my arse.

    Oh no! What have I unleashed here? The biggest bitch in the Blogosphere has just sullied my clean and lovely blog.

    And I see you’ve been spreading yourself around over at a couple of other blogs. They’ll blame ME of course. Thanks a lot.

    Get back in your cage!

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  7. Anonymous6:45 AM, September 14, 2007

    What can I say MJ but FUCK OFF (auh that's better, got it off me chest)
    Yes You lot can blame that bitch for getting me in here.
    Oh and thx for the compliment BIGGEST BITCH you'd better beleive it bitch.
    Tatas

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  8. tony6:46 AM, September 14, 2007

    Its The Crest on The Front I dont understand..............what IS That a crest ?

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  9. The Mistress6:51 AM, September 14, 2007

    TATAS: At least you haven't found your way over to Tazzy and Piggy's yet.

    TONY: That's the Biggest Bitch in the Blogosphere crest. It belongs to Tatas.

    Right. I'm off to bed. It's the middle of the night here.

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  10. CyberPete9:55 AM, September 14, 2007

    Do you have a picture where we can see her boots?

    Confirmation word:SMFAIG

    heh

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  11. The Mistress10:48 AM, September 14, 2007

    CYBERSLUT: What are you trying to tell us with the confirmation word?

    Smelly fag? Is that it?

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  12. CyberPete10:55 AM, September 14, 2007

    um no

    slag

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  13. Anonymous12:43 PM, September 14, 2007

    I would get over to the cunties if there blog was up and running.
    Tatas
    =x=

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  14. Anonymous12:56 PM, September 14, 2007

    Auh that's better I'm now taunting them lol

    wv = rybfuqs

    Tatas

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  15. The Mistress1:10 PM, September 14, 2007

    CYBERSLUT: Maybe it's time you returned to your English classes.

    TATAS: Taunting who? The Poofs? I don't see you over there.

    And get that useless husband of yours to show you how to post comments using your name instead of anonymous.

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  16. CyberPete1:22 PM, September 14, 2007

    Whu yooo sai dat MJ?

    I speake greata inglisha

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  17. The Mistress1:31 PM, September 14, 2007

    CYBERTWAT: I see you have plenty of time to comment here, there and everywhere but no time to update your blog.

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  18. KAZ1:44 PM, September 14, 2007

    2 questions?

    Is that bloke on the left carrying an Orange Juice - poisonous stuff!

    Why are all the dicks hidden - are you getting coy all of a sudden?

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  19. Anonymous1:50 PM, September 14, 2007

    Asylum vans arrive to collect local loonies?

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  20. The Mistress1:55 PM, September 14, 2007

    KAZ: Kaz, Kaz, Kaz…it’s a screwdriver. Vodka mixed with OJ. You of all people should have caught that.

    They’re tucking or “hiding their candy.” It’s Mangina Day on Infomaniac.

    MUTLEY: Infomaniac accepts all donations in Canadian funds.

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  21. Anonymous2:20 PM, September 14, 2007

    He was at work but has sorted me now. Well, he'll be sorting me out later. Oooh er missus

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  22. CyberPete2:43 PM, September 14, 2007

    True but I'm all out of ideas, what should I blog about?

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  23. Old Knudsen3:45 PM, September 14, 2007

    MJ De Ville on her way to a save the children charity bash, the woman is all heart (and ass)

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  24. S.I.D.4:02 PM, September 14, 2007

    Man at the back shouts

    "Right lads...not far now to the abbatoir with this one, and remember.. your doing it for the look on this bitch's face"

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  25. Anonymous4:16 PM, September 14, 2007

    Ashes to Ashes...he loves it and deserves to be a slave. With those bodies what else could they do. Looks like shrinkage!!!!! eunices?

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  26. The Mistress7:38 PM, September 14, 2007

    TATAS: I’m sure that in your case, “sorting me out” is a euphemism for something filthy.

    CYBERTWAT: Shoes.

    KNUDSEN: I’m the new Lady Di.

    SID: Funny how no one’s spotted you yet in that dog collar.

    MYTOES: They love it too much.

    Perhaps they should have a day off as punishment.

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  27. Romeo Morningwood11:32 PM, September 14, 2007

    When Rona Ambrose, MP for Edmonton-Spruce Grove, refused to quit smoking, she was removed from Environment to Intergovernmental Affairs.

    She is pictured here on her way to the House Of Commons escorted by the Premiers of Nova Scotia, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, and British Columbia.

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  28. The Mistress9:04 AM, September 15, 2007

    HE: At least she's doing her bit to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by leaving the car at home.

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