Give it your best shot.
I’m outta here for most of the day, so don’t expect me to pop in and out and tell you how brilliant you are with your witty captions.
Don't look at me like that! I spend hours trying to entertain you lot so give me something in return.
Just do it, bitches.
FIRST!
ReplyDelete"Lorena Bobbit and her sister thought they'd have a barbecue after a hard day's work."
"Burn those sausages and I'll kebab your internal organs, Bitch!"
ReplyDelete"There was nothing like comparing blogger-cocks for MJ & Maidy to put aside their mutual distrust."
ReplyDelete"... And this one is SID's."
ReplyDelete"Ooh, I don't even want to pick up Steve's with these two foot tongs."
Right. That's my lot as I'm not around for the rest of the day, either. I thought I'd get it all over and done with.
ReplyDelete*Thinks*
ReplyDeleteForgot to invte Sting over for barbie.
LOL at IDV's third one.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm .... let's see.
Maidy and MJ enjoy a nice BBQ and reminisce about the good ole days.
Maidy: "Ohhh, this wee sausage reminds me of the very first blow job I ever gave! Now, let's see ... was that 4th or 5th grade?"
MJ: "I so know what you mean. All of these bangers on the grill remind me of the first time I got poked!"
"I say, let's keep this one and share it later!
ReplyDeleteOoh, you ARE a frightfully dirty bitch, Fuffy! Hee hee hee"
OR
ReplyDelete"How Ann Summers first came to be"
"Annie smiled nervously as her lesbian friend wielded her prick on a stick suggestively."
ReplyDelete"Look, Edith! I've just thought of a way to get revenge on the twat that made these jumpers! Guess where I just pulled this sausage from?!"
ReplyDeleteOk I'm finished now.
"Ok, now, we agreed. Here's mine. Now you show me yours!"
ReplyDelete"No you dumb bitch, I said ROAST the weenies NOT TOAST the weenies, don't you ever listen?"
ReplyDelete"Just shut up and smile. Piggy and Tazzy sent us their jumpers and we have to wear them for this photo.
ReplyDeleteWe shall throw them on the barbie later"
I know I said I wouldn't be around but I couldn't resist popping my head in for a min.
ReplyDeleteFucking brilliant! All of you!
"If that fucking bitch waves one more fucking sausage in my fucking face....."
ReplyDelete"Did you just fart?"
ReplyDelete"Fuck the sausages..lets cook my turd"
ReplyDelete"Oh go on..it is the size of MJ's clitoris"
ReplyDelete"Never!" slag off a feminist's Christmas jumper.
ReplyDeleteHello. We are Norse sweater cunts. Please eat our dongs.
ReplyDeleteNothing beats a Wudy
ReplyDelete"Cindy, have you ever wondered why the weiners seem so fresh here at Guantánamo Bay?"
ReplyDeleteLeft Jumper
ReplyDelete"Cooey Daphne...Don't you think they will just love my telescope disguised as a sausage"
Right Jumper
"I think its time to leave you back at the hospital"
Um, I rather like the jumpers.
ReplyDelete**runs and hides behind hideous fashion sense**
"Is it Kosher?"
ReplyDeleteI love a nice BBQ. Don't you Mavis?
ReplyDeleteThat's not very funny is it?
Who's a funny buncha bloggers?
ReplyDeleteThank you. You're all weeners in my book.
- What exactly reminds you of him? Is it the size of it?
ReplyDelete- No. It's the dirt of it.
I hate to tell you this, y'all, but Gobetty just kicked your asses all around the town!
ReplyDeleteTransexual to friend: I don't miss it at all, do you?
ReplyDelete*waves and welcomes Kitchen Table*
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