LA’s finest British ex-pat, Eddie Waring, alerted me to this story.
Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices.
Hmmmm…
Let’s think about this one.
Explosives.
Porn.
Mass.
Who do we know who fits the profile?
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteOirish cunt, to be sure, to be sure.
Those fucken Muslims will stop at nothing.
ReplyDeleteDid the incident prompt a Mass debate?
ReplyDelete(sorry - oldest joke I know)
Eddie - Isn't it against Islam to fuck? I thought they just 'bred'?
ReplyDeletePiggy: 'Tis.
ReplyDeleteGeoff: Move aside! Looks like you're in the middle of it.
Eddie & Piggy: Carry on.
*takes ringside seat*
Probably, I tend to do very little research before making sweeping generalizations like that. I think it's just during Ramadan and if the missus is up on blocks that fettling gets put on hold. But really, it's like giving up ciggies for lent. You might last a day, maybe even two but three days is a mighty long time. Also, I may be wrong but don't they have some kind of get out clause from hell? If you've only been a little bit bad you don't have to stay forever, you can leave after you've had your punishment.
ReplyDeleteLike I say, I don't do much research....
Eddie: Fettling? Is that a Brit term? Not sure if I've ever fettled.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok MJ
ReplyDeleteI retrieved your third CD player for you,as the bomb squad didn't find it.
It was hidden in the confessional.
Where you showed me your nasty habit.
Remember?
Filthy
Firstly, Piggy don't you know anything about Islam?
ReplyDeleteFucking is OK as long as it's of young boys. Bit like catholasism really, but you don't have to be a member of the church to do it.
The reason for this is that all the young women have their vaginas sewn up and their clittys cut off.
Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.
Why the bomb squad?
They've kept one to provide clues to the culpret. Why?
What are they going to charge them with?
Fettling means fine tuning such as the removal of flash lines and other imperfections from cast iron mouldings.
SID:
ReplyDeleteYes, I remember.
You were fingering my rosary.
And crying, "Hail MJ! Full of filth!"
Ya filthy Fenian floosie.
Tickers:
Thank you for the definition.
Still not sure why Eddie used the term. Am I thick, or what? Never mind.
It reeks that moonlighting dj Taz. I know he did it.
ReplyDeleteAwa: You drunk?
ReplyDeleteWe've already established it was Oirish cunt.
Please at least TRY to pay attention.