Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Fun With Feminine Hygiene Products





“Sale in aisle 4 on feminine hygiene products!”

The words I’ve been waiting to hear.

Now I can stockpile boxes of tampons and pads for when I wanna get crafty.



MAXI PAD SLIPPERS






Fun for the whole family.

Instructions here.



TAMPON ANGEL







TAMPONHENGE







TAMPON ART



Auntie Flo



TAMPON DOLLS




Happy Tampon Plush Toy





TAMPON COZIES






Hand crocheted tampon cozies.





and now, a couple for the fellas…

TAMPON TOUPEE





and


TAMPON BLOWGUN





More crafting ideas at Tampon Crafts.


Any other crafty ideas you’d like to share?

29 comments:

  1. Yay first.

    Are the plush toys the size you use?

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  2. I forgot to mention that I posted too. Now stop fucking whining!

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  3. yay second! i think. does it count if convict commented twice?

    ummm, yeah, nothing yells stay away i've got PMS like a giant-sized tampon with eyes on it. yep. gonna run out right now and get one. hope awaiting knows what she's getting for her birthday.

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  4. hope awaiting knows what she's getting for her birthday.

    If you are buying the plushies ... filled for the first time?

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  5. Convict: *kicks Convict up his arse* ... where, strangely enough, I intend to stuff a plushie.

    I've just been over to see your so-called "posting". Is that the best you could do?

    Pink: Yes, it counts. I'm indulging him just for today as he's out on a day pass.

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  6. As long as it's not a plushie you've used.

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  7. Convict: Don't make me get out the tampon blowgun.

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  8. I have seriously now, seen it all.

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  9. Pink, if you get me one of those ugly things, I will get busy making your maxi pad slippers.

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  10. It'd be more like a tampon bazooka

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  11. Oh wow, those slippers! Gimmee gimmee! You are so creative.

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  12. Awa: Another crafting project you can enjoy with the little ones.

    Convict: A tampon cannon.

    Emma: Welcome! Remember to trim the wings off the slippers unless you want to make the tampon angel as well.

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  13. that picture of aunt flo looks a bit like steve when he's trying on some of tickersoid's dresses.

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  14. My mate swears by them for protecting her bunions.
    Perhaps we should tell Mrs. Beckham.

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  15. plugging bullet wounds.
    no kidding...our girls in iraq invented it! who says women aren't useful in combat situations? (see tampon bazooka)

    mj? get that out of your nose. if you aren't going to use it right then don't waste them.

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  16. Pink: It's not Steve's colour.

    Kaz: Never mind Posh's bunions. One of those slippers is about the right size mattress for her.

    FN: But I enjoy sticking stuff up my orifices.

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  17. * Kapow Kapow *

    Eat this bloodsuckers!

    * Kapow *

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  18. IDV: Is that what you say to vampires?

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  19. Put a cork in it already!
    I was trying to remember all of the unpleasant terms that teenage girls come up with to try and gross out the guys in junior high...
    and some guys are soooo stupid at that (or any) age...unless you had a sister who constantly nattered about it then it wasn't such a big deal...and the girls mistakenly interpreted your nonchalance as a sign of maturity...HA!

    Here are some topical songs for ya...
    Rag Mama Rag by the Band
    Jammin' by Bob Marley
    Only Women Bleed by Alice Cooper

    Whoops went over my time limit!

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  20. HE: I have never interpreted your nonchalance (or anything else about you for that matter) as a sign of maturity.

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  21. You haven't heard of my little experience with the Tampon Tree?

    Have You?

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  22. SID: Cotton doesn’t grow on trees.

    Oh g’won. Tell us yer story.

    Will it take long?

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  23. OK!

    Once upon a time, a long time ago,SID and his stupid friends use to annoy the young shagging lovers at the end of a certain lovers lane, close to home.

    While sitting in their cars,and in order to get that little bit more intimate, the female lovers would whip out their little jam tams and throw them on the road.

    There was hunderds of them, so with an old coat hanger,great skill and a little imagination we gathered them up and hung them from the tree beside the parking spot.

    The Tampon Tree was born.

    It still stands to this day.

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  24. Oh and we also called it the Bloody Tree.

    Don't know why.

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  25. SID: Shouldn't that say "STUPID SID and his stupid friends?"

    I thought Taigs didn't shag at jam tam time. Must have been Loyalist lovers.

    p.s. You're filthy.

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  26. God bless the red cock of Ulster.
    Taigs as you so rudely called the Fenians only do it up the bum no babies but you know what they're like, always missing, speaking of IRA snipers, Gerry Adams and my arse has been posted, which is the more hairy do ya think?

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  27. Knudsen: Gerry Adams is the hairier. And there's the mark of the shitehawk upon his forehead.

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  28. Aaaaaaaaah, now I have something to live for. I'm so excited and I'm gonna go make all these crafty items.

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  29. Babs: Let us know when you hold an exhibition.

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