Has it really been five days since the last bitch fight?
"PERGnant" American Psycho-Bitch-From-Hell Maidy continues to get on my tits therefore the catfight continues.
And look who’s joining in!
It’s none other than Carly of Dorset, England and her spectacular double D’s.
Carly’s fun pillows
(Carly, for those of you who don’t already know, is the long-suffering wife of that filthy mong Steve.)
Let’s hear it for foreign relations, folks.
An American, A Canuck and a Brit fighting it out for top bitch.
We fight dirty! . . .
But wait!
It looks like more than the gloves are coming off! . . .
So which cuntry are you supporting?
Yay, first!
ReplyDeleteI'll win of course! I'll sweep the opposition to one side with my Massive Mammarian Marvels and claim the crown of Queen Bitch!
My vote is on Quebec!
ReplyDeletecome on carly 'you go girl'
ReplyDeleteCarly: Just you wait 'til we're all hopped up on caffeine.
ReplyDeleteIt's only 4:30 a.m. here on the Wet Coast and 7:30 a.m. in MaidyVille.
We're gonna whoop yer arse!
Convict: We'll die happy.
Spikey: How much poutine have you been eating, boy?
Midget Arse: I'll remember this slight.
Oh, like me being smothered by a bap will bother me.
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Carly, I dare ya! No, I double dog dare ya!
Whip'em Out, Woman!!!
*sits and drools with anticipation*
And stop calling me pergnant, you Canuck cunt!
ReplyDeleteIt was a TYPO!!!
*gives MJ wedgie from the front*
*tries to run while holding large stomach*
Maidy: You're up!
ReplyDeleteAnd ready to take on the Brit bitch.
Yeah, c'mon Carly. Show us yer tits.
*mops up residual Maidy drool*
*accidentally topples onto Maidy and catches teeth in her garter belt*
PERGnant Pennsylvanian.
ReplyDeleteGet back in here!
*gets about twenty meters before running out of breath*
ReplyDeleteWhew!!
What was that ... seven, eight kilometers?
Wow, I'm better than I thought.
MJ: By the looks of my fat ass, a lot!
ReplyDeleteOkay you lot. I need my morning coffee before I'm in bitch fighting form.
ReplyDeleteI'll be bock.
Okay, you can be Bach.
ReplyDeleteI prefer Vivaldi myself.
Maidy: I knock your Quattro Stagioni out of the ring with a solid organ concerto to the backside.
ReplyDeleteShe said bock, not bach. Now how I am supposed to go to a settement conference with all this going on?
ReplyDeleteThey sound the same.
ReplyDeleteSpikey: On Steve's blog she also thought I said "PERGnant" not "pregnant."
ReplyDeleteThick
American
Bitch
She claims that PERGnant was a typo on her part.
ReplyDeleteFigures.. all they can spell is guns, bud, all you can eat buffet, soda and Marlbro.
ReplyDelete... she will probably play the old "well Im pregnant and my mind is not working" card !
ReplyDeleteSpikey: "guns, bud, all you can eat buffet, soda and Marlbro."
ReplyDelete*laffs and agrees*
And "Denny's Grand Slam"
And don't forget "SuperBowl"
ReplyDeleteYep, I smoked Marlboro reds for years. Loved'em!
ReplyDeleteAnd I drink Bud longnecks.
And I drink soda!
And both Geo and I are gun owners.
Geo likes the all-you-can-eat buffets. I let him know you were poking fun at him later.
And I fucking hate Lenny's.
And the Super Bowl comment was weak at best.
Lennys???
ReplyDeleteYou forgot pick-up trucks with rebel flag stickers, by the way.
ReplyDeleteDenny's.
ReplyDeleteAre you scarfing down a box of Krispy Kreams now???
ReplyDeleteTim Hortons donuts kick Krispy Kreme's arse.
ReplyDeleteCripes, I thought I couldn't spell.
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna poke fun, at least learn how to spell Krispy Kreme first.
*looks at the words*
Ok, maybe we don't know how to spell either.
Besides, Krispy Kreme folded in our area.
Now we're stuck with Dunkin Donuts.
*looks at words*
Eee-yep, we really don't know how to spell.
And how many baseball caps do you have?
ReplyDeleteAnd how many cars are up on blocks in your front yard?
ReplyDeleteLast count, eight baseball cpas.
ReplyDeleteNo cars on blocks. There were two when my late husband was still breathing.
And there are Timmys in America.
So neener neener neeeeener
Did you meet Geo at a family reunion?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I did hear that for most Canucks their family tree looks like a wreath.
ReplyDeleteHave a tatoo saying Iluvmom on your arm?
ReplyDeleteMaidy only needs one more hole punched in her card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I can honestly say I have NO tattoos.
ReplyDeleteBut I want one.
But I'm afraid of needles.
But I want a tatt.
But needles scare me.
Geo has five.
After JT is born, I'm getting a tatt.
I would have just given BIRTH, like a fucking needle will bother me then.
I want another earing (up high) but then again.. I am afraid of snakes. Ok, I reeeeeeeeealy have to prepare for this meeting tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteAh c'mon Spikey. You know you want to ref this fight.
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck is Carly????
ReplyDeleteYeah, Carly, get out here now!
ReplyDeleteWe wanna get our hands on those hooters.
Taking a break.
ReplyDeleteGotta make sure the sprog is ok
Right.
ReplyDeleteTime out!
*waits for Carly to show up and show 'em off*
girls, girls, girls. why all the bitch fighting?
ReplyDeletepoor carly. how did she get dragged into this?
next time, invite awaiting. she's bored and has nothing else to do. and besides, all southerners know how to fight. except me. i'm a sweet, innocent, southern belle.
NOBODY IS INNOCENT ON THIS BLOG.
ReplyDeletecan't we all just get along?
at least, right up until just after the booby smothering part.
Carly is sickening. She is laid out on t'sofa feeling sorry for herself.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, she says she's not playing with you girls until mud is involve, lots of mud.
She wants goop smeared all up over her puppies.
!!(imminent chubby alert)!!
Pink- you're a Southern bellend!
steve - takes one to know one.
ReplyDeletesteve - stop using british slang. it's not fair.
fn - i am too innocent. until proven guilty. ;)
Convict: I bet you’d love to be smooshed by Carly, so you're one to talk.
ReplyDeletePink: Why not.
FN: All will be harmonious once again once Carly has us pinned to the mat(tress).
Steve: Tell Carly to get back in here.
A mud bath is being prepared as we speak.
She’ll be so filthy when we’re finished with her that you won’t recognize here.
*off to find Maidy and drag her back through the muck*
Convict: Send the missus over to the ring. Let's see how she stacks up next to Carly.
ReplyDelete38FF? What does FF stand for? Flesh fillets? Fun Fujiyamas?
*wakes up from nap*
ReplyDeleteYawn!
Ok, I'm back.
Where's the mud?
Where's the dirty fighting?
Where's Carly's puppies????
*draws soothing mud bath for Maidy*
ReplyDelete*lures Maidy into the tub*
*evil laugh*
Now this is a dream!
ReplyDelete*rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Wait, how does one draw a mud bath?
ReplyDeleteAnd where's the Mr Bubble?
SID: A pervy variation on the one last night, by the looks of it, eh?
ReplyDeleteCan you write a poem about THIS one?
Maidy: How does one draw a mud bath?
With a very thick, moistened pencil.
Mr. Bubble will be along in the form of Piggy when he farts in the mud bath.
Well look at that...an anagram of the title of your post is thus..
ReplyDelete'Hmm! Vividly scratchy gift jabs!
Nice.
A pome shall be peversed.
ReplyDeleteSID:
ReplyDeletePOME: an acronym for Prisoner of Mother England.
Apt for a Norn Ironer, eh?
Tis'
ReplyDeleteone can only wonder what tomorrow will bring.
ReplyDeleteDammit!!! Life always has to get in the way and keep me out in the dark on all the juicy stuff!!
ReplyDeleteI have been scrapping my ass off and I should've bene here!
**Carly's breasts are amazing.
63 comments, MJ! Is that a record?
ReplyDeleteYes...where IS Carly?
Still, I guess I have to cheer for Canada...
Awa: You are so asking to get in on this.
ReplyDeleteWW: The record was 83 comments in our first bitch fight on January 30th. I suppose the novelty has worn off by now.
I thought that the posing in the last photo looked quite
ReplyDeleteunladylike
unprofessional
and uncomfortable.
Looks like they are having a farting contest!
word veri: lickppwk (honest!)
HE: A farting contest?
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea!
Will you volunteer as judge?
What a nice accommodating wife how about some minge shots?
ReplyDeleteKnudsen: How about some shots of your old bitter balls?
ReplyDelete