Thursday, February 22, 2007

A Ban on Bollocks




A bill has been filed in the State of Maryland to ban any "model, sign, sticker or other item" that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles.

Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier is particularly offended by fake bull genitals flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks; a sight he sees at least once a day.





They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday.

"My daughter's going to see this," he said. "She's going to ask what this is. I don't want to be put in that spot. I don't think I ever want to be in that spot."

Full story here.





What’s hanging on/in/from your vehicle?

16 comments:

  1. I pity his daughter if she ends up with him as his sole carer. "Daddy, where do babies come from?"

    Uptight git.

    So we've had two posts about scrotums/bollocks in the last two days ... you not getting any MJ?

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  2. "Private body parts, you know, hanging from the trailer hitch are offensive, particularly if you've got a couple kids ...," he said. "Let me put it this way: If it makes it to the floor and I get an opportunity to vote on it, I'll support it."

    Well you'd look a bit silly at the voting booth with your bollocks dragging on the floor. Just put your cross on that piece of paper, numbnuts.

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  3. Convict: You think I'M obsessed? Old Knudsen has done 4 arse postings in the last 3 days.

    If you send me a pic of yer bollocks, I'll shut up. Maybe.

    Geoff: All Republicans drag their bollocks on the floor.

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  4. i agree. all republicans and senators drag their bollocks on the floor.

    and you see, it's stuff like this that give rednecks a bad name. people from maryland and washington are doing it, not people who actually live below the mason-dixon line. a true southerner knows better. we come up with something much more offensive.

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  5. America is full of uptight freaks. I remember when people used to get upset about those Fish/Darwin stickers. I used to have one on my car and one day a man honked his horn at me and told me I needed to get to church. Naturally I made devil horns at him and screamed "SATAN!" Good times.

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  6. i've seen the shiny chrome one around these parts but never the Caucasian coloured ones

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  7. Pink: Yet the fake bull balls are made in Florida.

    Pru: Christian Fundamentalists are proof that evolution does not exist.

    Pamer: They also come in blue. The blue balls are for married men.

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  8. I like 'em.

    I used to have some fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror by was told by cops it could obscure my vision and to take them down. Spoilsports.

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  9. Can you get a pair of spotted fluffy bollocks to hang from your rear view mirror?

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  10. Frobi: Judging from your latest posting involving you and MrC, fluffy dice are the least of your problems with the cops.

    Geoff: I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes on the road.

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  11. mj - florida is not considered to be a southern state for several reasons.

    #1 - the majority of the people who live their are either from new york or have a spanish accent or both.

    #2 - the people there have a different type of tan. in other words - they don't have farmer's tan's.

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  12. Pink: Florida's population is chiefly Canadian "Snowbirds" from Ontario and Quebec.

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  13. I would rather my daughter someday ask about Bull balls than ask for a cell phone.

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  14. If I was driving down the highway, I'd be slightly tempted to molest the truck.

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  15. Knudsen: Surely you mean your granddaughter?

    Awa: Isn't there a law against vehicular violation in Mississippi?

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