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Photo © MJ, Infomaniac
The Hot Babes mobile billboard truck drives up and down Las Vegas Boulevard at all hours.
Walk down The Strip in Las Vegas and chances are that sidewalk hawkers will try to get your attention by smacking wallet-sized business cards like these…
… against their arms to make noise to get your attention.
Just look down. You’ll find these cards littering the sidewalks.
The cards provide a phone number for the girls and exclaim, “Direct to you… In 20 Minutes! Full service, satisfaction guaranteed.”
Obviously these girls must be taking Industrial Road to get to your room in 20 minutes as Las Vegas Blvd. is a slow crawl at anytime of day.
It’s such a welcoming, friendly city. Wouldn’t you agree?
Yay! Fucking Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteSo when are you going to show us YOUR calling cards, MJ?
I know! I'll do some for you!
Oh and thank you for the postcard from Vegas that arrived this morning - 'John & Matin Kuntz' indeed!
We note you needed a shave in that pic on the front.
'Matin'? For fucks sake, this keyboard is shite. I meant 'Martin', obviously.
ReplyDeleteFucking nasty Japanese crap.
Looks like you're not the only one who made a spelling mistake. Your last name is spelled "Cunts" not "Kuntz."
ReplyDeleteCunts.
Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteI do hope we're not going to be Mr & Mrs R Soles.
Geoff: You'll just have to wait and see then, won't you?
ReplyDelete*sniggers*
Maidink: And remember, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”
i can't wait for my postcard. only mj knows what horrifying and embarrassing note will be on it. i'll probably have to move and change my name to protect my innocence.
ReplyDeletealso, watch out of piggy's calling cards he is making for you. the last ad he ran about me wasn't exactly rated G.
$35!! That's all she's worth!?
ReplyDeleteDamn, my pootanny is worth more than that. Mine is priceless.
Kind of makes you wonder what the heck you get for 35 bucks.
Probably five minutes of pleasure and a life time of crabs.
Pink: Your mailman will never look at you the same after you get your postcard.
ReplyDeleteAwaiting: You should have that priceless pootanny insured. And that bountiful booty while you're at it.
I think Pinky's postman is used to her 'strange' postcards after the one we sent her the other week.
ReplyDeleteAwaiting better hope they don't charge insurance rates by the kilo then!
Piggy: We should start a campaign to bombard Pinky's mailbox with unsolicited dirty postcards.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly are those lovely girls advertising?
ReplyDeleteUnderwear?
SID: I don't know exactly what they're advertising but your phone number is on the backs of the cards.
ReplyDeleteHow many times have I told you now, my number is private and not to be writing it on cards?
ReplyDelete*Still waiting on MJs call*
go ahead. send all the postcards you want. just remember, piggy, i know your address too (thanks to awaiting) and i have learned from awaiting the art of revenge.
ReplyDeleteat least make the postcards really dirty. maybe it'll shock the mailman into delivering my mail promptly instead of waiting a small eternity.
What? His address? Sorry girl, it is buried in a pile of over 3000 emails and I aint digging that shit out.
ReplyDeleteI think it is
1433 Cockharde Avenue
Suckadique, England
445522
*adds pinky's address to every junk-mail list possible*
ReplyDelete*orders a delivery pizza from every pizza place in mississippi to pinky's*
MJ - Yes. I know just the kind to send her too!
what shes selling for 35$ you can get for free from the bathroom floor in front of the urinal at McDonalds.
ReplyDeleteor so i've heard.
SID: I'll call collect. I'm not spending $35 on you plus long-distance charges. And I hope you throw in a bonus of some sort to make it worth my while.
ReplyDeletePink: Why do Piggy and Tazzy have their postcard all the way over in England before you in Mississippi? I think your mailman is holding back. He's going to ask for special services before he hands it over.
Awaiting: Cockharde Avenue? More likely Cockflaccid Ave.
Piggy: Keep me informed. I want in on this.
FN: You seem to be very well-informed on this subject.
p&t - FREAKS!
ReplyDeletemj - my mailman is retarded. he can ask for all the special services he wants. doesn't mean he's getting anything. just ask the FedEx man. never answer the door wearing nothing but a t-shirt. it tends to get deliverymen excited.
awaiting - how long did it take you to come up with that mailing address?
sid - you are a dirty and perverted old man. shame on you.
No Thanks. That's still $200 Canadian plus tip!
ReplyDeleteYay! The card is lovely.Ta Ta!
ReplyDeleteIsn't Piggys arse huge?
The earthangels loved your suggestion!
Pink: I see on your blog that your postcard finally arrived. And now the postman knows your real name.
ReplyDeleteHE: You're right. The exchange rate is a killer.
SID: I'm pleased to have brightened the EarthAngels day in their otherwise dreary Oirish environment.
Piggy's arse is Brobdingnagian.