Maddie's not getting a divorce...eva...after ten years of marriage...we've pretty much weathered all the storms...your faith in the institute of marriage is touching though. :)
But I'll get you a nekkid picture Piggy...only cause you offered me a discount...
One my friends saw the ad for free cocksucking over at the Piggy & Tazzy Date Service site and after seeing you smoke that cigar, he is all rearing to go!
I've seen Jackass's gap teeth. Look, I actually love gap teeth... but those teeth on Jackass? You could park a semi-trailer between those two front teeth!
oh yeah. i'm sure everyone agrees that what piggy just said sounds like something that i would say. what piggy is secretly trying to say is his arse his like that, and he's just being shy.
Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy. Tazzy & Piggy.
ReplyDeleteThere - I've done the next 14 posts done for you!
Frobi: Jealous poof.
ReplyDeletemj: homophobe.
ReplyDeleteFrobi: Am not.
ReplyDeleteIs this where the cock sucker lives?
ReplyDeleteI oved your link on Tazzy and Piggys site
*plans revenge on "horse lover" SID*
ReplyDeleteNo...not me I'm into trees.
ReplyDeleteAnd puppies, SID. Don't forget them.
ReplyDeleteMJ likes those wee fanny-licker types.
Slurp, slurp, slurrrrrrrrrp!
SID: Thank you for reminding me about your tree fetish. This aides in my vengeful plan.
ReplyDeleteP&T: Shut up.
*ignores comment*
I have no idea what filth is going on over at your new site as I can't check 'til I get home, hours from now.
Puppies?
ReplyDeleteI have never had canine carnal knowledge.
Fuck this WV gets right on my puppies!
Thank God I'm happily married.
ReplyDeleteFor the moment, Maddie.
ReplyDelete*naughty Pigster*
SID: If you'd sober up, WV wouldn't be so difficult.
ReplyDeleteMaddie: Please note that a drive-through divorce service may be the next big P&T enterprise.
I bet we'd make a fortune!
ReplyDeleteWe'll give Maddie a discount.
P&T: You'd better shut it while you're ahead because you'll be officially meeting Maddie's hubby here on Infomaniac tomorrow. Stay tuned.
ReplyDeleteOh? Is he a hunk?
ReplyDeleteWill there be nekkid pics?
P&T: No nekkid pics but I'm sure you can sway him with your charm. It worked on SID, didn't it?
ReplyDeleteMaddie's not getting a divorce...eva...after ten years of marriage...we've pretty much weathered all the storms...your faith in the institute of marriage is touching though. :)
ReplyDeleteBut I'll get you a nekkid picture Piggy...only cause you offered me a discount...
So THAT'S you on the right, MJ. No stogey, no garish clothes (well, comparatively), no funny hat.
ReplyDeleteEvery revelation brings something new...
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ReplyDeleteOne my friends saw the ad for free cocksucking over at the Piggy & Tazzy Date Service site and after seeing you smoke that cigar, he is all rearing to go!
ReplyDeleteHe wants you to see his pic.
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WW: Yeah, and that's your son there with me in the photo.
ReplyDeleteCanuck fecker.
Awaiting: I clicked on that link to find a pic of your man Jackass. Is he tired of you already?
I'll kill that bastard Piggy for posting my site on his dating service. I'll bite his one good nut off.
I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteI just had to throw a crack at ya! It was just too funny.
Unfortunately it isn't Jack. Jack's darker and has a bigger gap between his teeth.
I've seen Jackass's gap teeth. Look, I actually love gap teeth... but those teeth on Jackass? You could park a semi-trailer between those two front teeth!
ReplyDeleteMy son could do worse at his age, although your roots are kinda showing and not sure if those are your real boobs.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he'd really mind.
nice boobs mj. does SID's bird know he's molesting you?
ReplyDeleteThat's just the way I like it!
ReplyDeletePark a two by four, semi-trailer, my ass..in between his front teeth and it makes me very excited.
Ahh, damn...Now I have to wake him to come to my rescue.
Ya know, rescue as in damsel in distress, as in...he needs to take care of my 'needs'.
Yo.
*thanks Maddie for the nekkid pic promise*
ReplyDeleteI think that two by four, semi-trailer would fit neater in between the cheeks of Awaitings arse.
ReplyDeleteAnd there'd still be room for the driver and his pals to get in and out of the trailer quite easily.
Maybe even erect a table and chairs for some lunch too.
Pinky told me to say that.
oh yeah. i'm sure everyone agrees that what piggy just said sounds like something that i would say. what piggy is secretly trying to say is his arse his like that, and he's just being shy.
ReplyDeletePiggy: You're one to talk. I'm sure Tazzy yodels up your arse, it's so cavernous.
ReplyDeletePink: You are correct, as usual.